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(News.com.au)   Man claims he stabbed the guy with a spear during a bar fight out of self defense, leading to the question, "Why did you bring a spear to the bar?"   (news.com.au) divider line 72
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2006-04-12 12:10:03 PM
submitter: "Why did you bring a spear to the bar?"

apparently he was "a little fuzzy" on that point. sadly, nothing was fuzzy about the spear.
 
2006-04-12 12:17:00 PM
Doesn't everyone?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-04-12 01:02:52 PM
Doesn't everyone?

Apparently not, because he had to borrow his friend's spear.
 
2006-04-12 01:19:45 PM
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'd like to introduce exhibit A for the defense!

(Dramatically lifts hankerchief from Martini olives as an audible gasp eminates from the jury)
 
2006-04-12 01:24:26 PM
submitter: "Why did you bring a spear to the bar?"

Let's just clear this up. "Filthy" did NOT bring a spear to the bar. His friend did.
 
2006-04-12 01:47:58 PM
Wait, so why did he bring Britney Spears to a bar? And how the heck did he use her as a weapon?
 
2006-04-12 01:48:19 PM
Defendant was also heard to say "I love lamp!"
 
2006-04-12 01:49:23 PM
Hey now, a good spear can make getting a drink in a bar a lot quicker.
 
2006-04-12 01:49:56 PM
I LOL'd when I saw the headline. Very funny.
 
2006-04-12 01:49:57 PM
There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a man with a trident!
 
2006-04-12 01:50:15 PM
LOL
Okay. You're a former AFL professional, years later you find yourself drinking at a bar and sooner or later your'e in a bar fight; the next thing you know, some guy launches a spear into your chest...
 
2006-04-12 01:50:18 PM
Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
 
2006-04-12 01:51:47 PM
Good aim, dude! On a moving target too. Spears aren't the easiest thing to throw on target unless you have much practice. Hmmmmm. Future Olympic javelin-thrower perhaps?
 
2006-04-12 01:51:57 PM
- Cuz dragons stole his baby!

castrotheatre.com

Also comes in handy when you need to shave a horseshoe!

/Can't even hear the word "spear" without thinking of this movie.
 
2006-04-12 01:52:59 PM
And if everyone forgets their spears, just impale each other with pool cues. F-ing Tards.
 
2006-04-12 01:53:09 PM
The best reason to take a spear to a bar is to temp fate.
 
2006-04-12 01:53:20 PM
The guy apparently attacked him with a stick, upon which he grabbed his friend's spear and threw it at his assailant.

Which brings me to my question - who brings a stick to a spear fight?
 
2006-04-12 01:53:36 PM
home.comcast.net

I KILLED A GUY WITH A TRIDENT!
 
2006-04-12 01:53:44 PM
Really large dart boards?
 
2006-04-12 01:53:52 PM
If I had been attacked by the guy with a spear, I would have stabbed him in self defence too!
 
2006-04-12 01:54:49 PM
Thats unpossible.

>>Ala Ralph Wiggum.
 
2006-04-12 01:54:54 PM
Spears don't spear people, people do!
 
2006-04-12 01:55:15 PM
Friends don't let friends - carry their own spears!
 
2006-04-12 01:57:17 PM
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/Scott Jurgenson wanted for questioning
 
2006-04-12 01:57:23 PM
When the seagulls follow the trawler,

it is because they think sardines

will be thrown

into the sea
 
2006-04-12 01:58:47 PM
www.netreach.net
 
2006-04-12 01:59:28 PM
A spear.......
 
2006-04-12 01:59:44 PM
Magic Helmet?
 
2006-04-12 02:00:55 PM
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
 
2006-04-12 02:00:56 PM
Sounds like a fun nite at the pub.
 
2006-04-12 02:01:07 PM
Maybe he has a real high strength and he wanted the bonus for a 2-handed weapon but he didn't have the gold for a halberd? Spear seems an unlikely choice tho--if I had to choose a 2-hander for a bar brawl, I'd bring a battleaxe...

...what?
 
2006-04-12 02:01:43 PM
you might want to lay low for a while becuase you're probably wanted for murder...

/first thing i thought of
 
2006-04-12 02:01:58 PM
Filthy?
 
2006-04-12 02:02:02 PM
Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
 
2006-04-12 02:02:09 PM
Come on, it was a fishing spear! How many of us haven't speared someone else in the chest in a drunken brawl after a fishing trip with friends? The patient is at the hospital, and I'm sure he'll make a full recovery. The incident is regrettable, but these things happen all the time. Nothing to see here, move along.

/Reach?
 
2006-04-12 02:03:38 PM
stoush?
 
2006-04-12 02:04:13 PM
Nightsweat wins with the oldschool reference.
 
2006-04-12 02:04:37 PM
His name from now on should be "Sir Lance-a-lot!"

/HAR!
 
2006-04-12 02:05:16 PM
Is it considered self defense if I stab someone for laughing at me because I'm carrying a large spear?
 
2006-04-12 02:05:28 PM
"Filthy" should have known the old rule: "Never bring a piece of wood to a spear fight."
 
2006-04-12 02:06:15 PM
Living in Canada, I now have only spears for home defense.

Zulu Assegai: Best for CQB and ambush from behind bed.

Shona Tribal Authority Spear: Best for brandishing at kids on lawn.

Matebele Lion Spear: Best for receiving cavalry thug charge.

Taking to bar? I got nuthin'. Have to work on that.
 
2006-04-12 02:12:56 PM
C'mon, he needed the spear to fish the pineapple chunks and maraschino cherries out of his drink!
 
2006-04-12 02:13:13 PM
skink: Zulu Assegai:

"Assegai" sounds like a great battle cry to make while menacingly brandishing the spear.
 
2006-04-12 02:14:51 PM
In honor of the headline:

I recently hired a contractor (a friend) to re-pave my driveway. I work close to home so I decided I was in good hands and didn't go sit there and watch the asphalt cool. Mid-afternoon I get a phone call...good news is the driveway's done. Bad news is "...mumble mumble steamroller mumble motorcyc mumble mumble..." My Weeners was gee, I don't think I heard that. Did you say you hit my bike with your steamroller?
"Uh, yeah."
Leading to the question, "What were you doing in my garage with your steamroller?"

/I know it's off-topic
//He paid for the damage
///Now have A_Story about how I got that crack in the fender
 
2006-04-12 02:15:25 PM
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"I think he got the point."

/thunderball
 
2006-04-12 02:18:03 PM
Golfclap to Nightsweat for bringin' the Bugs.

But I gotta disagree with ShannonKW; situation clearly calls for a double-bladed orc axe. Then again, maybe he didn't have the extra feat...

/What what?
 
2006-04-12 02:21:55 PM
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2006-04-12 02:22:47 PM
Whidbey: The correct war cry when brandishing the Assegai is...

BAYETE! (BIE EHHHHHHT EEEEE)

When removing the spear from the victim, one says...

NGDALA! (I have eaten)
 
2006-04-12 02:30:02 PM
skink

I am conflicted. I would be fascinated to know how you know what one says when brandishing and removing a spear, but I'm afraid to ask and risk unwittingly provoke a demonstration of same.

/you just stay in BC, 'kay?
//or is it eh?
 
2006-04-12 02:32:07 PM
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Has anyone seen my lucky harpoon?
 
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