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(AZCentral)   Arrested teenage girl admits to making over 1000 prank phone calls to 911, telling dispatchers several times "you can't catch me." Karma is a cruel, cruel mistress, young lady   (azcentral.com) divider line 81
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2006-04-11 11:12:00 PM
This is what happens when you don't beat your kids. And what was she doing in public with a cell phone, anyway? A teenaged girl's place is in the kitchen, learning to make me delicious snacks.
 
2006-04-11 11:20:39 PM
Just shoot the useless biatch. It's not like she'll ever contribute anything.
 
2006-04-11 11:27:59 PM
I hope there are serious penalties for crap like this.
 
2006-04-11 11:32:21 PM
laughing, taunting and saying, "You can't catch me,"

You're quite the criminal mastermind there, Moriarty.
 
2006-04-11 11:33:11 PM
Musicology101:

I hope there are serious penalties for crap like this.

The girl was charged over the weekend with two counts of misdemeanor falsely reporting an incident

I think we can safely say she'll regret this incident for hours, easily.
 
2006-04-11 11:54:03 PM
I don't understand why she would do this. Where's the fun? I can see doing it to organizations that have a high % of asswipes, or a group that did you wrong, but why 911?
 
2006-04-12 03:20:53 AM
www.hostimage.org
 
2006-04-12 03:24:36 AM
And then becasue of people like her tragedies like this happen
 
2006-04-12 03:26:44 AM
 
2006-04-12 03:27:59 AM
Lonely woman discovers 911 always picks up.
/if i bothered to submit anymore
 
2006-04-12 03:36:25 AM
what the fark is wrong with people? I've done some pretty stupid things, but I cannot see the fun in this at all. Wouldn't you get bored after a while?
 
2006-04-12 03:36:49 AM
The case follows the arrest earlier this year of Juan Merced, who along with his wife and oldest son was accused of making nearly 1,000 fake 911 calls from his Buffalo home.

Police said this new case may be a copycat one.


Well, everyone needs a role model.

/*sigh*
 
2006-04-12 03:37:45 AM
that's a great pic, Yankees. did that happen to you?
 
2006-04-12 03:38:15 AM
images.amazon.com
Just like that, but with the main character as a very stupid loser teen with a complete lack of creativity or skill. And nothing better to do. OK probably not sexy in any way either. In fact you probably would cross the street to avoid this person even not knowing her actions.
 
2006-04-12 03:39:58 AM
We need a "BUFFALO" tag.
 
2006-04-12 03:40:27 AM
They should make a 'cry wolf' law.

"You're being robbed at knifepoint? Ok, we'll send someone right over."

And then send wolves.
 
2006-04-12 03:41:01 AM
What a useless P.O.S. You know the biatch is just going to continue committing crimes like this in the future. But of course, she'll be free to wreak havocoontil she's caught and put away for a long time. Tragically, it won't be until she's nailed for doing something even worse.
 
2006-04-12 03:41:45 AM
Teenage girl? Mistress? Hot!

/DTRFA
 
2006-04-12 03:46:22 AM
2006-04-12 03:36:49 AM Dreamless

... earlier this year of Juan Merced, who along with his wife and oldest son was accused of making nearly 1,000 fake 911 calls from his Buffalo home.

juan merced...a 49 year old loser w/ a wife & NINE kids. they're living @ a salvation army. juan had the younger kids doing it too. but they were to young to be charged...it was a fun, family activity. link to article is below.

http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20060404/1008548.asp
 
2006-04-12 03:47:13 AM
Can't they trace 911 calls from cellphones? So unless she used one of those prepaid phones, they could indeed catch her very easily. Stupid biatch.
 
2006-04-12 03:49:45 AM
www.mypsp.com.au

/You're never gonna catch me
 
2006-04-12 03:54:03 AM
in the words of the great "flava flav":
911 is a joke
 
2006-04-12 03:54:40 AM
Yankees Blahdy Blah Blah: Awesome. Also, your name is long ass :)
 
2006-04-12 04:03:30 AM
This thread is useless without a long chain of own3d pictures.

/too lazy to gis
 
2006-04-12 04:03:46 AM
What? Can you really get away with this sort of thing for so long?
When I was around ten, the cops came to my house saying they'd received a 911 hang-up from our number. Turns out it was on the other half of the duplex, but my sister and I were freaked the hell out. And that was *one* call.

/two delirious cents, is all.
 
2006-04-12 04:14:10 AM
awww she was just being a kid.

discipline and responsibility are outdated values.

/you've gone backwards a long way baby
 
2006-04-12 04:16:29 AM
Yankees Pussy Doctor: Wow, you can't get any more farked on a pool shot than that.
 
2006-04-12 04:18:36 AM
Given that this girl is a minor, she will probably face no more than 72 hours in a juvenile facility. She could possibly recieve a greater penalty if adjudicated in juvenile court and found at fault. When this girl turns 21, her juvenile record will be destroyed or sealed and these offenses will cease to exist. (Remember, kids can't commit crimes. They can only commit delinquencies:)
 
2006-04-12 04:28:32 AM

What a useless P.O.S. You know the biatch is just going to continue committing crimes like this in the future. But of course, she'll be free to wreak havocoontil she's caught and put away for a long time. Tragically, it won't be until she's nailed for doing something even worse.


pwn3d by the filter.
 
2006-04-12 04:34:26 AM
Anything less than a year in prison and she'll just laugh it off. Anything more than a year and she'll never amount to anything. Caning- the only solution.

/serious
 
2006-04-12 04:40:10 AM
When I was at university some of the idiots in the same building as me decided to dial 999, they hung up within seconds of dialing it, and within 60-90 seconds from them doing it there was a cop at the front door. Guess this just isn't something you are likely to get away with so much in the UK (not from a landline, and when in the middle of a busy city anyway, at least)
 
2006-04-12 04:41:01 AM
This girl should recieve a public whipping because these pranks lead to the discrediting of children and the death of other people.
Read This
 
2006-04-12 04:47:02 AM
img97.imageshack.us
/throw 'er into the pit!
 
2006-04-12 04:50:13 AM
krissa now you know why.



It's easy to punish this girl, if one of her prank calls diverts necessary emergency teams and someone at a different scene dies, arrest her for manslaughter. Laugh all you want in GBSBBD prison. (Gettin' Biatch-Slapped by Bull Dykes)
 
2006-04-12 05:04:16 AM
Useless without pics...
 
2006-04-12 05:08:18 AM
Anything less than a year in prison and she'll just laugh it off. Anything more than a year and she'll never amount to anything. Caning- the only solution.

Put her in jail for 25 years. Who cares about fixing her? fark that, leave her broken, fix all of the people who know her.
(Yes, that is intended as exageration.)
 
2006-04-12 05:08:32 AM
Anyone ever think she might be mentally disturbed, well then again we all are.
The difference between sane and insane is just a standard deviation line in society.
 
2006-04-12 05:14:53 AM
etv_2k
Yup, we all are mentally disturbed in our own way.
Those mentally disturbed who cause problems need an ass kicking so they'll stop spreading their disturbation to everyone else.

Also.... damn kids, get off my lawn.
 
2006-04-12 05:16:04 AM
www.channel4.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2006-04-12 05:20:14 AM
www.stabme.com

/obligatory
 
2006-04-12 05:21:51 AM
Dorf11: They should make a 'cry wolf' law. "You're being robbed at knifepoint? Ok, we'll send someone right over." And then send wolves.

You, sir, are a hero.

/And here I was just going to say that she should be denied emergency services for the rest of her life. Yours is WAY better!
 
2006-04-12 06:16:06 AM
Wolves? I have a better idea.

img155.imageshack.us
 
DGK
2006-04-12 06:25:41 AM
Stube:
Thats actually my favorite show on right now :)

well, that and Family Guy
 
2006-04-12 06:29:26 AM

What a useless P.O.S. You know the biatch is just going to continue committing crimes like this in the future. But of course, she'll be free to wreak havocoontil she's caught and put away for a long time. Tragically, it won't be until she's nailed for doing something even worse.


Real life is serious business!
 
2006-04-12 06:35:00 AM
i45.photobucket.com


Cunning plan indeed!
 
2006-04-12 06:38:24 AM
Cut out her tongue.

/cruel and unusual
 
2006-04-12 06:46:40 AM
You're a Mean Drunk R2D2


Shiat Cock!........gababababababbb gooopie~!
 
2006-04-12 06:47:12 AM
I'd love if these people were charged for all the additional money they cost the public. Like court cost, time and expense of the investigation, general additional charge for abuse of a public service, etc.


Because I'm sure Mom and Dad (and anyone else doing this), they would laugh really really hard after recieving something like a $20,000 bill.

You know, cause the laugh has to be worth that much at least......
 
2006-04-12 06:47:35 AM
'Coulda killed my younger son (6) Decided to call (911) the cops while I was downstairs taking a nap... Said his older brother was killing him. Was refferring to GTA... WTF. Needless to say, I got woke up with wicked bed head, fortunatly, I know EVERY cop in my county...(the one that responded was a close neighbor)or my son would have been IDS!!!
Thank god for connections!!
 
2006-04-12 07:16:57 AM
I hope they shove her cell phone up her stupid ass. What an idiot.
 
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