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(Some neo-Victorian)   Prude writes prudish review of 10 worst nudity moments in film--Sharon Stone is #1, 9 Songs curiously not on list   (movies.msn.com) divider line 101
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2006-04-11 07:37:54 PM
Obviously she has never seen this,

img66.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-11 07:42:25 PM
Great movie by the way if you aren't easily freaked out.

If you are, you won't make it past the first 15 minutes.
 
2006-04-11 08:15:22 PM
repeat, I repeat this is a repeat
 
2006-04-11 08:15:46 PM
Ummmmm wasn't this very article already green-lighted like less than a week ago?
 
2006-04-11 08:16:41 PM
Not one of those moments was very sexy.

Nothing worth fapping to.

This guy needs to see more movies.
 
2006-04-11 08:17:11 PM
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out.

Who was left?
 
2006-04-11 08:17:24 PM
Why do you hate us, submitter? Did you not get enough of this the first time it was posted?
 
2006-04-11 08:17:53 PM
It was pretty boring the first time.
 
2006-04-11 08:19:49 PM
Im so tired of all these effin repeats lately. Thank god I dont actually pay for this.
 
2006-04-11 08:21:17 PM
most of the scenes weren't even nude scenes...
 
2006-04-11 08:21:19 PM
Backdoor Sluts 9?
 
2006-04-11 08:22:10 PM
Poop_Master_Flex

Who would name their kid repeat?

I mean, is that like a super hero name? Eg, "FEAR ME, FOR I AM REPEAT, THE VERB!!"

Is that like a chick's name, or is Pete teh ghey?
 
2006-04-11 08:22:28 PM
This looks mighty familiar.
 
2006-04-11 08:23:15 PM
The absolute worst, was Kathy Bates in About Schmidt.
I actually flinched, and turned my head, with a look of horror on my now pale face.

These days, I spend my days drooling in the corner, and weeping, as I rock back and forth endlessly repeating "I can't get clean".
 
2006-04-11 08:24:24 PM
How does she mix the scene from "About Schmidt" with "True Lies"?

This here biatch is crazy mate!

/didn't know this was a dupe...been too busy working to be farking. i'm a sad panda.
 
2006-04-11 08:25:50 PM
Didn't we already see this? Ah, yes....
 
2006-04-11 08:25:55 PM
Sir_Knumskull, it's pronounced Reh-peh.
 
2006-04-11 08:26:00 PM
She's obviously never seen this movie.
image.blog.livedoor.jp
Need I say more?
 
2006-04-11 08:26:27 PM
www.cpl.net
 
2006-04-11 08:26:37 PM
Not only is this a repeat, and she a prude, but "Like Water For Chocolate" had a !great! nude scene
 
2006-04-11 08:27:28 PM
way to go for the regreenrelight. This was retarded thie first time and it's retarded now. I'm sure it will be retarded next week when it gets posted again.
 
2006-04-11 08:27:33 PM
I may be remembering incorrectly, but I rather enjoyed the stripping scene in True Lies. I also rather enjoyed JLC dry-humping a length of rope in Fish Called Wanda.
 
2006-04-11 08:27:49 PM
Jeez, what a douche. Some people just hate the human body, I guess.
 
2006-04-11 08:28:38 PM
obviously the submitter didn't RTA, since it isn't "Nude Scenes" but "Revealing Scences"

Hence #10 Alien. No nudity.

/$0.02 cents
//yawn
///votes Kathy Bates
 
2006-04-11 08:28:41 PM
Missed it the first time. And that reviewer is missing a hell of a lot of great nude scenes if he thinks those are the best. His choice of women is disturbing.
 
2006-04-11 08:29:04 PM
iamjustsittingwatchingthetimegobye
That's horrible enough to turn you gay.
 
2006-04-11 08:29:57 PM
that article is retarded.
 
2006-04-11 08:32:41 PM
Hey! I liked 9 Songs. Sure, they were ugly as hell, but they were more real and it was sensual. Not your average porn flick.
 
2006-04-11 08:32:54 PM
Julie Andrews had some hawt naughties in S.O.B.! I watched Sound of Music because of that movie just hoping to see if the hills were truly alive...
 
2006-04-11 08:34:56 PM
Am I the only one that finds the article author's writing style, the rambling stream-of-consciousness thing, farking annoying, obtuse, and hard to follow?

Christ.

Take an English course.
 
2006-04-11 08:36:02 PM
Ed Grubermann

-That does remind me though- look at her throat; tell me that's NOT an Adam's apple!
 
2006-04-11 08:36:11 PM
Pete, meet prefix re-
 
2006-04-11 08:36:37 PM
I have no idea how she didn't include the Kevin Bacon full frontal nudity scene in "Wild Things".

Did we really need to see his wang flopping about? Was that really farking necessary? That thing was one ugly hogger, why couldn't it at least have been a pleasant looking wang?

farkers.
 
2006-04-11 08:40:28 PM
"Ken Park" gives prudes heart attacks.

/Need fewer prudes
//and more slashies
 
2006-04-11 08:40:48 PM
Prudes need to emigrate, found their own hopelessly stupid and repressed country, and leave we sinners alone in peace.
 
2006-04-11 08:43:17 PM
SaintCynr
Prudes need to emigrate, found their own hopelessly stupid and repressed country, and leave we sinners alone in peace.

The United States was settled by people who were too uptight to live in England. We sinners need to move to The Netherlands.
 
2006-04-11 08:46:20 PM
img91.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-11 08:47:35 PM
sinanju:

SaintCynr
Prudes need to emigrate, found their own hopelessly stupid and repressed country, and leave we sinners alone in peace.

The United States was settled by people who were too uptight to live in England. We sinners need to move to The Netherlands.


True. Sinning and sinners are fun but that don't build shiat.

Go to dying Europe and decadent your perverted heart out. While you still can.
 
2006-04-11 08:47:54 PM
sinanju: The United States was settled by people who were too uptight to live in England. We sinners need to move to The Netherlands.

No shiat. Show me the study that proves nudity is bad. Faith is not a basis for legislation.
 
2006-04-11 09:02:08 PM
to: iamjustsittingwatchingthetimegobye

There is WAY TOO MUCH meat on those bones for it to be a photo of the real Ann Coulter.

But that's okay, because she's such a shrill harpy, I wouldn't be surprised if her lower half was really the body of a large avian (that still needs a samitch!).
 
2006-04-11 09:03:35 PM
Again proving that:

Australia was founded as a penal colony.
America was founded as an insane asylum.
 
2006-04-11 09:04:45 PM
Nothing wrong with being a prude, and I do have to agree with her about true lies, alien was a bit ackward, but with so many movies having gratiuitious nudity/sexual references (Freedom of speech does not cover obscenity) it is hardly worthy of a top ten.

May the US fix itself until we make the victorians look like nudists!
//Seriously
 
2006-04-11 09:18:17 PM
So, I returned to Fark (mostly as a function of throwing it into my bookmarks bar) after about a year away. Hey, I'm at college, I'm busy. Anyways, finals are approaching, so I've been hitting the site up a lot lately.

What the hell has happened? Repeats, stupid sponsored links, the Totalfark fascism, numerous hacks and crashes.

Drew, you're going the way of Yahoo.
 
2006-04-11 09:19:02 PM
I guess her batteries ran out.
 
2006-04-11 09:20:18 PM
It's not a repeat, this was posted a while ago. It was different then. It's like rain. You don't say it's a repeat when it rains two days in a row.

Do you?

Yeah, maybe you do.

It's a repeat.
 
2006-04-11 09:22:23 PM
The worst has to be Lily Tomlin in "Moment by Moment". She's a junkie houswife & John Travolta is her toyboy/supplier. And yes they get naked in a hot tub.
 
2006-04-11 09:23:58 PM
Oracle of Bandwidth
Nothing wrong with being a prude

Ya know, except not being comfortable with the human body, and all that.
 
2006-04-11 09:24:36 PM
g0tcha: "...that reviewer is missing a hell of a lot of great nude scenes if he thinks those are the best."

gOtcha, I assume that reading comprehension isn't your strong point.
 
2006-04-11 09:25:47 PM
Submitter, Neo-Victorians rock, just gotta protect the feed from those chinese!
 
2006-04-11 09:28:31 PM
There was nothing wrong with Jamie Lee Curtis's non-nude dance scene.
 
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