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(Scotsman)   Fark's favorite rebels targets monkey-eating blowpipe-armed naked nomads   (news.scotsman.com) divider line 35
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2006-04-11 03:16:52 PM
Sorry, but I'm siding with the monkey eaters this time.
 
2006-04-11 03:51:50 PM
Has anyone introduced them to Jesus?
 
2006-04-11 04:24:23 PM
This could all be solved with a few well-placed penis gourds.
 
2006-04-11 04:24:30 PM
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2006-04-11 04:25:41 PM
Frog lickers!

/Psychedelic kind, baby!
 
2006-04-11 04:25:57 PM
I was going to make a comment about the grammar in the headline, and then I decided to not be douchey.

www.explosm.net
 
2006-04-11 04:26:00 PM
monkey-eating blowpipe-armed naked nomads

I thought Phish stopped touring?
 
2006-04-11 04:26:43 PM
What's the matter, Marxists? Tribesmen too socialist for you?
 
2006-04-11 04:27:18 PM
How the fark is a wandering group of 76 indians and 14 monkeys getting in farc's way?

/it's the rebels sir..
//they've brought a flag
///slashizzard
 
2006-04-11 04:30:27 PM
www.etniasdecolombia.org

/not impressed.
 
2006-04-11 04:31:19 PM
I thought communists didn't like the concept of private property, either. So what's the problem?
 
2006-04-11 04:35:58 PM
I live in Colombia. That Guerrilla was probably the FARC or the ELN. They claim they are Marxists, but they actually lost all traces of an ideology a long time ago.

PD: It was a pretty sad situation. I saw it on the local news.
 
2006-04-11 04:40:50 PM
Has there ever been a group of Marxists other than US college professors who retained their ideology more than a few years? Hell, even Marx didn't.
 
2006-04-11 04:41:18 PM
likelyculprit: I was going to make a comment about the grammar in the headline, and then I decided to not be douchey.

I'm feeling douchey. How's this:

Noun-verb agreement surrender?

/intentional
 
2006-04-11 04:45:28 PM
Also, the article left me confused as to whether they eat the monkeys, or the monkeys help them get food. That would be kind of cool, if they had trained monkeys that picked fruit for them (or swooped down on edible rodents or bobbed for pirhana or whatever the fark they do in the rain forest.)
 
2006-04-11 04:49:02 PM
As amazing as it seems, the monkeys get them the food. But they also eat the monkeys.
 
2006-04-11 04:51:13 PM
How sad.
 
2006-04-11 04:51:46 PM
oldfarthenry: I thought Phish stopped touring?

Monkey-eating blowpipe-armed naked nomads
fortune-hunter man beheaded her
Fat bulk expanse mass lump block clod
 
2006-04-11 04:54:57 PM
Wake up naked in the jungle, nothing on you but a blowpipe and the lingering stench of dead monkey, and the next thing you know the Marxists are after you. Yeah, who hasn't been there?

That Jaeger will fark you UP, man.
 
2006-04-11 04:55:57 PM
Wow some headline!

This really sucks for the the monkey folks.
 
2006-04-11 05:02:17 PM
But what about overfed longhaired leaping gnomes?
 
2006-04-11 05:05:56 PM

MILF?


/didn't rtfa

 
2006-04-11 05:15:01 PM
One of the women was heavily pregnant and delivered a baby boy on arrival.

Talk about holding it in.
 
2006-04-11 05:18:12 PM
I can see how the monkey people are a threat to the guerilla.
 
2006-04-11 05:23:03 PM
i79.photobucket.com

/I love that shirt
 
2006-04-11 05:29:55 PM
"The Nukak have made it clear that they will not return to the jungle until their security can be guaranteed. "

Sounds like they're taking that one to the limit.

/walking along the razors edge
 
2006-04-11 05:52:08 PM
targetS? WITH AN S?

GAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
 
2006-04-11 05:53:05 PM
But but but, the leftwing murderous scumbags never do anything wrong, because it's all Bushes fault......or something.
 
2006-04-11 05:55:06 PM
Filthy imperialist commies!
 
2006-04-11 06:14:30 PM
Sounds like the commies could learn something from the indians. Who needs currency? You're communists!
It is sad to see that Farc controls 1/3 of Columbia while Fark is not near taking control of the internets. We need to stand up and take what is rightfully ours! Who's with me? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 
2006-04-11 06:47:14 PM
Wake up naked in the jungle, nothing on you but a blowpipe and the lingering stench of dead monkey, and the next thing you know the Marxists are after you. Yeah, who hasn't been there?

Funniest thing I've read all month.
 
2006-04-11 06:51:17 PM
El Dudereno

We must control the internets! Time to organize the paramilitary wing of Fark.com.

/FARC v FARK
//there can be only one...
 
2006-04-11 07:32:36 PM
He,

I hate this Marxist (Studied Marx intensivly). Lets collect money and hire one of those military contracters to get rid of them.
 
2006-04-11 09:18:12 PM
drnugget

I'm still wondering why they're running away from socialism?
 
2006-04-11 10:44:12 PM
The authors of the article display their own ignorance with their labeling of the nomadic tribe and how they see themselves as superior to these noamds who "have no concept of money." I would argue that in many respects, these nomads are living a much better life than many of us, minus how harsh I am sure it can be at times.
 
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