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(Starpulse)   Cletus' ex warns Britney if she doesn't lose weight, K-Fed is gone   ( ) divider line
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2006-04-10 07:00:16 PM  
Cletus' ex didn't have Britney's money.
2006-04-10 07:06:31 PM  
The "Cletus/K-Fed" thing is almost as funny as "Jacko". I still laugh out loud every time I see "Jacko" somewhere.
2006-04-10 07:17:55 PM  
Would be the best thing for her.
2006-04-10 07:19:17 PM  
Everything about these people makes me want to vomit.
2006-04-10 07:26:46 PM  
Does anyone really give a rats ass?

I know I don't.
2006-04-10 07:37:24 PM  
Did Cletus' ex have a brazillion dollars, too? Yeah, didn't think so.
2006-04-10 07:38:01 PM  
kahn: Does anyone really give a rats ass?

Farkers have clicked on the above link 47 times
2006-04-10 07:39:52 PM  
She added, "But she didn't seem to care after Sean Preston was born. She didn't get back into shape and he can't figure it out. It's a vicious circle. He runs around making her jealous, she gets depressed, overeats and doesn't work out."

for an ex at least once removed she seems to have rather up-to-date information. I guess we know what other women he's been running around with.

On a related note, I'm sure glad I didn't peak at 20.
2006-04-10 07:44:02 PM  
K-Farkwad can dump Britney. She can jump off the nearest building. K-Farkwad will then continue his journey into obscurity. fark 'em both.
2006-04-10 07:57:00 PM  
I believe the children are our future.
2006-04-10 08:36:09 PM
2006-04-10 08:49:16 PM  
Cletus back on the market??!!?!! Get in lines girls. I'm first.
2006-04-10 08:50:52 PM  
2006-04-10 08:55:21 PM  
CougarJeff, I don't know why that made me laugh...but it did.
2006-04-10 09:10:34 PM  
gone as in no one will ever give a flying fark about where he is?
2006-04-10 09:25:23 PM  
With that new CD of his, he's going to be rich and famous in his own right, so he won't need her money anymore.
2006-04-10 09:27:32 PM  
Who takes advice from an ex.
2006-04-10 09:28:08 PM  
unlikely? more like obvious
2006-04-10 09:40:43 PM  
monty666: With that new CD of his, he's going to be rich and famous in his own right, so he won't need her money anymore.

You are kidding right?

Don't think it matters. Really don't care either way. Trying to care but just can't.
2006-04-10 10:08:40 PM  

With that new CD of his, he's going to be rich and famous in his own right, so he won't need her money anymore.

Agreed. He's going to leave her in the dust just like her other ex, Justin.
2006-04-10 10:40:11 PM  
I hope K-Fag gets ass cancer.
2006-04-10 11:17:36 PM  
KingOFthePOOPeaters: K-fag IS ass cancer.
2006-04-11 02:31:18 AM
Someone please remind the asshat that when you get pwned by Jimmy Lipton, you have no recourse but seppuku.
2006-04-11 06:38:16 AM  
"I don' like fat chicks"
2006-04-11 06:43:56 AM  
"If he calls me 'tubby' one more time I'm gonna get the gun..."
2006-04-11 12:44:59 PM  
Eat Britany eat.
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