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(Chattanoogan)   Neighbors get in gun battle after one shoots the others dog. If you guessed this happened in Georgia, you'd be right. Not Tennessee like Fark had listed in this tagline for the past day   (chattanoogan.com) divider line 64
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2006-04-10 05:46:42 PM  
I guess it must have been a good dog. I'd have shot his ass if he shot my dog, but I've got a great dog.
 
2006-04-10 10:40:34 PM  
True story: I was riding my bike on a country road with a couple of guys when a dog bolts out of a shed and proceeds to lunge at me, biting my ankle. The owner comes out of the house and calls off the dog and chains him up. I lit into him about keeping animals restrained, etc. He goes back into his house without saying a word. I check out my ankle and we get ready to hop back on the bikes when BOOM! We turn around to see the owner holding a shotgun and standing over the dead dog. He then said, "I never did like that dog", and just walked away.

Moral: assume everyone in TN is armed
 
2006-04-10 10:54:41 PM  
You shoot my dog, be prepared for several consecutive mag dumps.
 
2006-04-10 10:55:34 PM  
You come over to my house, and you kick my dog, you farking guy.
 
2006-04-10 10:57:10 PM  
I guessed Florida. Then Texas. Tennesee was further down on the list.
 
2006-04-10 10:57:51 PM  
submitter: If you guessed this happened in Tennessee, you'd be right

As the link says "Chattanoogan", that's what I guessed.

/snoogans
 
2006-04-10 10:58:06 PM  
God damn BUSH, THIS IS WHY GAS IS 15 DOLLARS A LITRE
 
2006-04-10 10:59:02 PM  
Aha! Catoosa County is in Georgia on the TN border. One step further from the "Tennessee" tag!

/regrets living here
 
2006-04-10 11:00:23 PM  
So, they don't tell us the fate of the dog? Are the people who wrote the article retarded or something?
 
2006-04-10 11:01:06 PM  
Never bring a handgun to a shotgun fight.
 
2006-04-10 11:01:06 PM  
That ol' yeller dog ain't nothin' but trouble.
 
2006-04-10 11:01:46 PM  
Any chance these guys live across the street from the guy that blasted the kid for walking on his lawn?
 
2006-04-10 11:02:35 PM  
Who played the southern hospitality card??

/such BS
 
2006-04-10 11:02:48 PM  
Surprised it wasn't West Virginia... live there...
 
2006-04-10 11:03:22 PM  
Well, the dog was probably the only thing left after the twisters...

(seriously, hope all is well down there and elsewhere affected by tornadic activity)
 
2006-04-10 11:04:32 PM  
Generally in the country side you take care of your own dog so to speak, if it gos after anyone, or is old and in pain...
 
2006-04-10 11:05:19 PM  
I shot a dog in Reno, just to watch him die... oh wait, I think I messed up those lyrics a bit...
 
2006-04-10 11:06:00 PM  
Gun nuts who claim "an armed society is a polite society" in
3...
2...
1...
 
2006-04-10 11:06:26 PM  
Of course I'd probably go after someone that went after my dog... hell she's part of the family.
 
2006-04-10 11:06:27 PM  
Shooting a dogs for chasing cats is like shooting rabbits for farking.
 
2006-04-10 11:08:32 PM  
An Armed society is a scared shiatless paranoid society...

/have my own
//shiate blowes up real good
 
2006-04-10 11:09:06 PM  
i guessed it happened in mississippi. do i get a consolation prize???

\a year's supply of slashies
\\and then home game???
 
2006-04-10 11:11:40 PM  
My guess was Florida. I lose.
 
2006-04-10 11:12:19 PM  
I would def. start a gunfight if someone shot my dog.
 
2006-04-10 11:13:03 PM  
"You shoot my dog, be prepared for several consecutive mag dumps."


Sounds like the "sig" of one of those wackos who cant wait to shoot a bunch of people, and eventually does.

"ooooh mag dumps!"
 
2006-04-10 11:13:28 PM  
Just another day in TN...really.

We moved here 2.5 years ago. Great weather, beautiful landscape. Where in the world did these people come from? Really, I just don't get it?

We had no idea it was the third world state of TN. Why are our forces in Iraq? We could used some back up right here in TN!

Oh, and don't even think about messing with my dog.
 
2006-04-10 11:14:23 PM  
horrible grammer submitter
 
2006-04-10 11:14:26 PM  
www.b-cool.co.il
 
2006-04-10 11:14:28 PM  
During the altercation, the two men exchanged gunfire. McDaniel was not injured, however, Mr. Beyer suffered from gunshot wounds to the head and chest area from McDaniels shotgun.

Peppered him real good
 
2006-04-10 11:15:54 PM  
Get a clue Morans, the article is about a guys dog MESSING with somebody.

Not a guy messing with somebodys dog.

Or is the honor of getting the 17th post so special that you couldnt read it first?
 
2006-04-10 11:15:54 PM  

Cue the dueling banjos Colt .45s.


images.amazon.com

 
2006-04-10 11:17:39 PM  
I like how the shooter was charged with cruelty to animals, but not with anything having to do with shooting a dude in the face with a shotgun.

Difficulty: no Cheney jokes.
 
2006-04-10 11:17:46 PM  
Props to SwingingJohnson for going old-school in the thread!
 
2006-04-10 11:17:55 PM  
rbuzby: Get a clue Morans, the article is about a guys dog MESSING with somebody.

Not a guy messing with somebodys dog.

Or is the honor of getting the 17th post so special that you couldnt read it first?


Maybe you should RTFA
 
2006-04-10 11:18:47 PM  
I have a 75 pound boxer named Lola. Sweetest. Dog. Ever. If someone intentionally hurt even her feelings, I'd cut 'em from gullet to groin. Really.

\I just wanted to type "groin"
 
2006-04-10 11:19:41 PM  
Godwin: I like how the shooter was charged with cruelty to animals, but not with anything having to do with shooting a dude in the face with a shotgun.


I'm thinking that the guy that got shot had it comming if he went to the neighbors house and started shooting at someone that has already shown that he's a pretty decent shot
 
2006-04-10 11:23:42 PM  
Kerpal still at large
 
2006-04-10 11:23:45 PM  
There is a HUGE dog problem in various parts of TN.

1. One of my former neighbors would not feed/water his dogs for 3-5 days at a time. They barked 24/7 as a result. Neither the humane society nor the sheriff's department would do anything about it.

2. Another former neighbor left his 140 lb wolf-hybrid roam the neighborhood. Even after I was bitten, and the health dept. ordered him to do so, he still would not confine the animal. The kicker is, HE'S A VETRANARIAN!!!

3. I was attacked by 2 dogs while biking and fell to the pavement, fracturing my pelvis. Sheriff's department again did nothing...said the owner's would probably claim the dogs were strays.

All this happened in my first year in TN. Monroe County TN has to be the most farked up place on earth. Glad to be the fark out of there. Are these people retarded or just plain stupid?!?
 
2006-04-10 11:26:04 PM  
yaddablah: 2. Another former neighbor left his 140 lb wolf-hybrid roam the neighborhood. Even after I was bitten, and the health dept. ordered him to do so, he still would not confine the animal. The kicker is, HE'S A VETRANARIAN!!!

3. I was attacked by 2 dogs while biking and fell to the pavement, fracturing my pelvis. Sheriff's department again did nothing...said the owner's would probably claim the dogs were strays.

All this happened in my first year in TN. Monroe County TN has to be the most farked up place on earth. Glad to be the fark out of there. Are these people retarded or just plain stupid?!?



You should have shot those dogs...
 
2006-04-10 11:28:53 PM  
see, they have this saying in Texas, and probably in Tennessee, shoot my dog once... can't shoot it again.

/cuz I'll shoot you
//not from Texas
///not from Tenessee, either
////from the state that has its own Fark tag
 
2006-04-10 11:30:25 PM  
Zdoz: ////from the state that has its own Fark tag

Congradulations on that tag
 
2006-04-10 11:30:49 PM  
yay for guns! a form of natural selection for rednecks
 
2006-04-10 11:34:50 PM  
pizza_crust: yay for guns! a form of natural selection for rednecks

If one redneck kills another with a gun it is because he meant to... if one of you city slickers kills another with your gun it'sbecause it wasn't loaded, or you were just cleaning it, or a dope deal gone bad...
 
2006-04-10 11:43:02 PM  
Question: If a Tennessee couple gets a divorce, are they still considered brother and sister?

/living in rural TN is MUCH DIFFERENT than growing up in rural PA
 
2006-04-10 11:44:31 PM  
Zaphodius: If one redneck kills another with a gun it is because he meant to... if one of you city slickers kills another with your gun it'sbecause it wasn't loaded, or you were just cleaning it, or a dope deal gone bad...

Glad to hear rednecks are such task oriented people.
 
2006-04-10 11:47:22 PM  
yaddablah: Question: If a Tennessee couple gets a divorce, are they still considered brother and sister?

depends on if the parents are devorsed or not...

How can you tell when a redneck is married?... when there is a tobacco staind running down both sides of the pickup.
 
2006-04-10 11:54:05 PM  
rbuzby
My dogs are very dear to me. They are very well behaved, and I've spent many years teaching them not to bite people and be "good dogs". If some ass clown shoots my dog... I am not at libertey to say what I'd do, but were we in a ceratain film: it would no longer have the skin to put the lotion on.
The law is very good at enforcing semantic penalties. Morals require different kinds of lessons.
 
2006-04-11 12:06:48 AM  
You've got to take it up a notch, if you are really doing it the "southern" way:

You shoot my dog, I burn down your house.

You make it out alive, I drag you (with my four-wheeler) up the holler up to a pre-dug hole, filled with quicklime.

AND I drink an Ale-8 when I'm finished filling in the hole...yee-haw!

/"that's the way you get Capone"


//mysticcat, I was ready to blame you for the death of that poor dog, (in your story)...but, I read your profile and the quarter-pounder with cheese joke is too funny...
 
2006-04-11 12:07:18 AM  
Shoot anyone of my dogs, and the last thing you will hear is the sound of my AK-47
 
2006-04-11 12:16:36 AM  
Good god. My ex-girlfriend drives around Nashvile with a trunkful of guns and weed at least once a week. And she has no license. It's a vile place, full of vile people.
 
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