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2002-06-07 12:16:39 AM  
I would put up the friggin' next Photoshop contest
2002-06-07 12:16:58 AM  
Host pictures of the park... at night.
2002-06-07 12:17:30 AM  
skinny puppy tribute site?
2002-06-07 12:17:49 AM  
I'd farking kill myself.
2002-06-07 12:18:04 AM  
I'd have pictures of muggings. Isn't that what happens in darkparks?
2002-06-07 12:18:06 AM  
Games, or sell it for $10 Million Dollars to that one idiot
2002-06-07 12:18:16 AM  
I would get down and OWN darkpark like none other. You could ask anyone, and nine times out of ten they would say,
"that Cameron can throw down and own darkpark like nobodies business!"
2002-06-07 12:18:46 AM  
[image from too old to be available] PORN! That's the only thing that's profitable on the internet.
2002-06-07 12:18:46 AM  
I'd make a "greatest site in the world... tribute" site. Or a Rachel Stevens photo hosting site.
2002-06-07 12:18:58 AM  
monkey tentacle pr0n death-frenzy with gerbils and a ball-shaving lesbian triplet carnival
2002-06-07 12:19:33 AM  
I would try something really zany, and decide to call it DORK PORK for that day, that way, pigs and losers could hang out and do whatever!
2002-06-07 12:19:54 AM  
I would get down and OWN darkpark like none other. You could ask anyone, and nine times out of ten they would say,
"that Cameron can throw down and own darkpark like nobodies business!"
Vote for me, the "guy who doesn't get voted for" You WILL be glad you did!
2002-06-07 12:20:47 AM  
i'd put interesting news stories from around the net and have a huge link page. i would also rename it to farkpark
2002-06-07 12:21:00 AM  
ok. well if the porn thing doesn't work, how about a site that is one of those 'chapter of a story written by a different preson every day things' only you have to be a registered member and get in a cue to prevent chaos.
2002-06-07 12:21:05 AM  
Post naked pics? :-)
2002-06-07 12:21:16 AM  
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Just this.
2002-06-07 12:21:37 AM  
Start up a site where users donate information and you moderate it creating a status based system, with some sort of status by scoring system enabled, thats slightly ambiguous. Then sell t-shirts and ads. Its every webmasters dream!
2002-06-07 12:22:01 AM  
I'd have a community site, where people sponsor contests by themselves, and people get together and communicate about anything. All you do is sit back and when people start wanting more, offer "premium" services, such as ad-free access, private areas, etc, etc.
2002-06-07 12:22:11 AM  
Seriously, I'd turn it into an AD&D site. With lots of orcs.
2002-06-07 12:22:27 AM  
Wait for Dark Park the movie to come out and sell it for a bazillion dollars or just wait for them to muscle you out of the name
2002-06-07 12:24:34 AM  
art website, only with two categories:


More Boobies
2002-06-07 12:25:20 AM  
I would make it darker and more depressing. And it needs some trees, the best parks always have nice trees. And ducks.
2002-06-07 12:25:47 AM  
a virtual "park" filled w/tentacle rape, pimps, and crackheads.
2002-06-07 12:26:19 AM  
First I'd give a fat link to my own website(hehehe), then I would probably host pictures that nekkid chix would send m3 OMG!!!!!111

Seriously I dunno, I would probably do something really dorky like a warcraft III strategy message board or something.

2002-06-07 12:26:27 AM  
you could turn it into a send up of, so that when ever anyone mistyped "pork," "park," they would get ironic musings on the darkpork world.
2002-06-07 12:26:42 AM  
more weeners!!! weeners today
2002-06-07 12:27:01 AM  
I'd have voted for Savagehenry! Har har, Dork Pork...makes me laugh and I'm ashamed to do so.
2002-06-07 12:27:05 AM  
I'd add a bunch of animated rainbow gifs and midi files of Streisand tunes, cuz the site is gay.
2002-06-07 12:27:15 AM  
You could hold it up to a mirror, and see what the name really reveals! A message from Satan!
2002-06-07 12:27:19 AM  
Get a celebrity spokesperson, like the George Foreman Grill.

I can see it now..

Drew Curtis'!!!
2002-06-07 12:28:11 AM  
2002-06-07 12:29:39 AM
2002-06-07 12:29:39 AM  
Dedicate it as a park with my face all over the damn place.

What, it's the first logical idea yet in this thread! :)
2002-06-07 12:30:21 AM  
I'd sell it. Then I'd buy and and mock Fark all damn day long.
2002-06-07 12:31:38 AM  
If PMM owned he would sell it for a squillion jillion dollars

Thank You
2002-06-07 12:32:02 AM  
2002-06-07 12:32:09 AM  
I'm clever.
2002-06-07 12:32:26 AM  
I'd slam my nutsack in a revolving door, but hey, thats just me.
2002-06-07 12:32:45 AM  
An archive of the worst Goth poetry the net has to offer. Or pr0n. Whatever.
2002-06-07 12:33:55 AM  
I'd change it so the motto would be "We're all park inside." Then I'd wait to see how long it took someone to notice. Then I'd kill myself for coming up with such a crappy idea.
2002-06-07 12:34:04 AM  
I would involve, in whatever way I could, as many faded stars as possible. Allow them to have a little taste of the fame they once knew, while allowing my readers to laugh at, I mean with them. The icon for that section of the site would be a wrinkledy old star with missing teeth.
2002-06-07 12:34:37 AM  
It could be blacker, put seven 0's in the BGCOLOR tag.
2002-06-07 12:34:40 AM  
Abandon it, because nobody cares.
2002-06-07 12:35:41 AM  
Augh, Gary Busey is horrifying.
2002-06-07 12:37:07 AM  
Host this and nothing else...

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2002-06-07 12:37:33 AM  
I'd let out a!
2002-06-07 12:37:47 AM  
I'd seriously give it a hang out "chat" area for people looking for a social relaxed setting, not your Dalnet type of chat, more of a bohemian hangout kind of feel (it's kind of how it feels now, but the chat would be great.) Oh, and a picture of Ozzy screaming on the front page for 2 secs just to scare the shiat outa newbies.
2002-06-07 12:38:17 AM  

I would set it up as a gateway site for a demographic that has thus far been ignored by internet marketers: fans of Rasputina who are also grad students in linguistics and are of illegitimate birth.

To this group, I will market, um, Rasputina CDs, IPA charts, and, um... what was the question again?

2002-06-07 12:38:59 AM  
She-males! she-males! she-males!!!

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She-males! she-males! she-males!!!
2002-06-07 12:39:45 AM  
okay and maybe this....
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