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(NZ Herald)   Kiwis upset that they have to import models for underwear ads   (nzherald.co.nz ) divider line
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2006-04-09 01:25:19 AM  
There's a restaurant in Alameda called New Zealander where all the waitresses's are over from NZ on visas.

I don't think I've ever seen a non-hottie in all the times I've been there. So maybe all the hot NZ women are over here?

If you're a burger lover I recommend the Aucklander. Go on a fast for about 3 days before you order it though.

Now I'm hungry.
 
2006-04-09 01:36:00 AM  
They should ask Toni Marsh to do it.
 
2006-04-09 01:48:59 AM  
If they can't find hot women in New Zealand, they're either legally blind, or insane.

I can't walk down the street in downtown Wellington without seeing a mega-hot babe every 5 seconds.
 
2006-04-09 01:50:57 AM  
No_47: They should ask Toni Marsh to do it.

Egads, yes!

If I'm on some other channel around 6:50 p.m. I have this infallible good sense to flick back to TV3 to catch the shapely wee thing doing the weather just befoe Campbell Live comes on.

She could ravage my coastline any time.
 
2006-04-09 02:00:16 AM  
I hate it when I'm all set for my Toni fix, and then it's that's weeny little dude doing the weather.
 
2006-04-09 02:02:18 AM  
Just don't send your dogs here, NZ
 
2006-04-09 02:36:48 AM  
Ah crap it's sunday, no Tony Marsh right?

Still, least top gear's back on.
 
2006-04-09 03:28:59 AM  
No_47: I hate it when I'm all set for my Toni fix, and then it's that's weeny little dude doing the weather.

Oh yeah the lisping guy with the "I'm going straight out to the disco after I do the weather" shirt on.

Hey look, another NZ TFer! Hi Dave The Slushy: !
 
2006-04-09 03:51:30 AM  
i've done it.

-shrug-
 
2006-04-09 04:21:28 AM  
Che che...

Farmers might be onto something though. There are great looking women here yes, but the ratio of hotness:trainwreck is, according to some, slightly more in favour of the hotness in other places (namely Europe and Australia) than here. The bloke who observed this phenomenon theorised that it was because there was more social pressure on women in these places to maintain their appearence. He could be wrong, but it would explain why we're always having to pick our jaws up when ever we leave our green shores.
 
2006-04-09 04:24:49 AM  
I think a FARK Survey of a comparison is in order!!1!
 
2006-04-09 04:25:08 AM  
Having lived in both countries for significant amounts of time, I have to say I agree. Maybe it's the fact that Aussie girls spend more of their time gettin' tanned on the beach whereas Kiwi chicks are stuck being rugged up in about 10 layers of clothing trying to keep the chill at bay.
 
2006-04-09 04:26:45 AM  
Where?
 
2006-04-09 04:30:11 AM  
Must... resist... sheep jokes...
 
2006-04-09 04:38:37 AM  
to follow stuie

must....resist....saying "this story useless w/o pics"
 
2006-04-09 04:48:07 AM  
Mitch119: Maybe it's the fact that Aussie girls spend more of their time gettin' tanned on the beach whereas Kiwi chicks are stuck being rugged up in a.bout 10 layers of clothing trying to keep the chill at bay.

Have you noticed though that while there are plenty of cute Aussie girls, there are virtually no Aussie MILFs? They turn into wrinkled hags overnight from all that overexposure to the sun.
 
2006-04-09 05:11:25 AM  
NZ is quite warm in the summer. And yes, they do have a load of Ultra Hot women
/Not from nz; went there to visit reletives a few years back
// this thread is useless with out pics
/// i wish i had TF
////OMFG SLASHIES
 
2006-04-09 05:11:32 AM  
i heard those aussie gals like it in the hiney hole
"g'day mate! billibong me right in the hiney hole" they say

just like that
 
2006-04-09 05:16:02 AM  
No_47 They should ask Toni Marsh to do it.

I've got to stop reading FARK before my first coffee. I somehow misread your post and had the disturbing vision of this Aussie being imported to model women's underwear.

img142.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-09 05:24:18 AM  
And here's why:

www.heraldsun.news.com.au

Jennifer Hawkins, marry me.
 
2006-04-09 05:30:35 AM  
Like hell we need Aussies.

Farkers, meet Kylie Bax (NSFW GIS even with Moderate SafeSearch on, it took me a while to find a SFW pic to post here.)

img83.imageshack.us

/Kiwi and proud
//and right now I'm saluting
 
2006-04-09 05:42:21 AM  
I don't about about the rest of the New Zealands population, but decent looking women are seriously lacking in their military. Where I'm stationed at, the kiwis rotate troops in all the time and the females are fugly as hell. On the other hand, the hungarian female soldiers are looking pretty good.
 
2006-04-09 05:42:26 AM  
aussie women may have been imported to model because of "claims that New Zealand women were not sexy enough" to model...

i dont know about that. but there may be something to it. why does NZ have, by far, the most sheep per capita of any country ???
 
2006-04-09 05:47:58 AM  
Aren't Australia and New Zealand right next to one another? So wouldn't pretty much the same kinds of people live on both? Or is it like Hawaii and California, with a bunch of natives living on the island, and a bunch of immigrants/criminals living on the mainland?
 
2006-04-09 05:52:33 AM  
I dunno, this pic of Bax is a bit unsettling. Reminds me of Sting from the movie "Dune" for some reason

SFW, but still unsettling pic
 
2006-04-09 05:57:32 AM  
radioman...ive gotta agree with that
 
2006-04-09 06:07:23 AM  
Try looking around in Silcon Valley for good looking women.

I've seen 3 in the past 2 years.
 
2006-04-09 06:18:20 AM  
Silicon even. Every woman here is ugly as hell.
 
2006-04-09 07:08:11 AM  
www.jmrwebdesign.co.uk

They shoyld stop FARKing sheep.
 
2006-04-09 07:16:25 AM  
Freak: Aren't Australia and New Zealand right next to one another?

If you count being 1200 miles apart as "right next to eachother".

(Approximate distance between Los Angeles and Austin.)
 
2006-04-09 07:26:09 AM  
OregonVet

Nice picture, but that is a picture of Wales, not New Zealand.

But we still shag sheep here. If you can catch them of course, its springtime and those lambs are quick on their feet.

/Alllll-right!
 
2006-04-09 07:27:51 AM  
Hey Bruce, i recken i like those headlights (.)(.)
yeah mate, me too
too bad it's an import,crikey
 
2006-04-09 07:38:03 AM  
ravagedearth: I don't about about the rest of the New Zealands population, but decent looking women are seriously lacking in their military. Where I'm stationed at, the kiwis rotate troops in all the time and the females are fugly as hell.

That's because the army has a female quota they've gotta fill, so all the battleaxes get shoved in the direction of the recruitment office, while all the good looking lasses find employment everywhere else.
 
2006-04-09 07:41:53 AM  
2006-04-09 07:16:25 AM darobsta

Freak: Aren't Australia and New Zealand right next to one another?

If you count being 1200 miles apart as "right next to eachother".


Distance is irrelevant. They both come from the same genetic stock, discounting the native populations. Mostly British Isles with a handful of Germans and Dutch thrown in, as well as an assortment of non-Europeans.

As such, there isn't going to be any real difference except perception based on stereotype. As someone mentioned before, that certainly could be fed by the much more frequent very warm weather, encouraging more revealing clothing on Australians, and the fact that they are much more in to beach culture than in NZ, which means extremely revealing clothing.
 
2006-04-09 08:07:38 AM  
Judging from Australian porn, most of their women under 5'10" tall look like horses.

But to be fair, judging from American porn, most of our women look like Paris Hilton, guessing from sheer volume alone.
 
2006-04-09 08:14:47 AM  
img220.imageshack.us

I admit, it does look a little silly...
 
2006-04-09 08:27:04 AM  
Chook Cheek

Distance is irrelevant. They both come from the same genetic stock, discounting the native populations. Mostly British Isles with a handful of Germans and Dutch thrown in, as well as an assortment of non-Europeans.

Australia's got a lot more Italians, and other nationalities with hot women. Besides, Kiwi's all sound like they have a spuch impudimunt.
 
2006-04-09 08:31:34 AM  
ariosto: Farkers, meet Kylie Bax

Thank you sir, may I have another!

Day_Old_Dutchie: I admit, it does look a little silly...

WINNAR! :D
 
2006-04-09 09:01:01 AM  
NZ must be full of Farkers if they thing their own genetic stock is not up to snuff.

www.ruggedelegantliving.com
and I like sheep too.. in this form:
www.nznature.co.nz
 
2006-04-09 09:29:03 AM  
darobsta: If you count being 1200 miles apart as "right next to eachother".

(Approximate distance between Los Angeles and Austin.)


I thought you guys were on the metric system?
 
2006-04-09 10:04:29 AM  
After reading the article, Sir Mix-A-Lot books 6 week vacation in New Zealand....
 
2006-04-09 10:06:11 AM  
PhilRose

must....resist....saying "this story useless w/o pics"

No, no, it's all right. You've got a pass for this one. We need more Kiwi model pics!
 
2006-04-09 10:08:34 AM  
The absolute hottest girl I know is a kiwi.
 
2006-04-09 10:09:08 AM  
And now, with proper coding!

PhilRose

must....resist....saying "this story useless w/o pics"

No, no, it's all right. You've got a pass for this one. We need more Kiwi model pics!
 
2006-04-09 11:02:29 AM  
Is this the thread where we post pics of hot Asian Australian women?

www.mumbaimirror.com

www.starpages.net
 
2006-04-09 11:07:36 AM  
My gym instructor is Kiwi
& she has a fine hiney
with every move, she makes my jaw fall

/that is all
 
2006-04-09 11:20:00 AM  
GIS for New Zealand Underwear Models

drse.us
 
2006-04-09 11:51:21 AM  
I've read that NZ has trouble keeping young people in NZ; that young up and comers move to Australia or the States because the jobs are better.

I'm not sure if that is true. But if it is, it might explain the lack of young models available.
 
2006-04-09 12:35:36 PM  
Whatever happened to the original Zealand?
 
2006-04-09 12:40:39 PM  
So is Kiwis some kinda derogatory term?
 
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