You were wrong it's mostly a bunch of nonsense from a few idiots and at least one Canadian, although I'm pretty sure that's redundant. Any which way, what I'm saying is that at least one of the idiots can provide you with an excellent method of preparing back bacon; You're right on that one, I guess; Probably not but we'll see; OK, but what the hell does that have to do with anything; Discussing some dude's hair is kinda gay; Probably, but it is a huge waste of time and money; No, I'd say he talks and acts more like a mentally handicapped person and kind of looks like a horse, but that is neither here nor there, he's a good swimmer and I think he's getting screwed right now; MLB played in front of empty seats in '08, and '07, and '06... supposedly the Marlins would have about 1000 people show up at some of their home games, but the new Yankee stadium is still going to be sold out; No more than the demise of society in general is inevitable; When was it ever a big deal; No we aren't.

Farkn Yaj Yenrac what I'm saying is that at least one of the idiots can provide you with an excellent method of preparing back bacon

lol. wut?

linc654: Farkn Yaj Yenrac what I'm saying is that at least one of the idiots can provide you with an excellent method of preparing back bacon

lol. wut?

Or maybe pictures of raw booby bacon. What do I know, anyway.

yaj yenrac......back bacon is good stuff. front bacon (see above), even better. i agree w/you on other topics, except yes we are. are you from chgo? your handle bespeaks an old acquaintance (standing on my head, reading from east to west). go muskies.

Sorry, I'm from the bustling metropolis of Fargo. Pleased to make your acquaintance, though.

Also, NCAA men's BB doesn't count until March, and that's only really because of gambling.

Aaaahhhh ... THAT'S more like it.

/starts masterbating ...

*Busts open door*

HONEY I'M HOME!

linc654: Aaaahhhh ... THAT'S more like it.

/starts masterbating ...

Great googily moogily.

yardbarker????

really??

Tea_tempest_Cup: yardbarker????

really??

You mean it isn't some mistake? Great. fark you Drew. Now I can't even go to the sports tab because of this crap.

Apparently YardBarker=No Updated Content.

I think Drew realized that after Yardbarker, the sports tab went to the dogs. He was truly getting dog tired of thier dogged determination not to update their code. Knowing that the advertising/web buisness is a dog eat dog world he was determined that his website be a dog and pony show and was unwilling to continue to serve up a dogs breakfast.

Meanwhile, farkers were unwilling to let sleeping dogs lie, and were going after the company like cats and dogs. As far as the Big Dog was concerned, that dog don't hunt, and quick as a dog can lick a dish put the sponsor into the dog house.

This of course made everyone happy as a flea in dog house.

/Now i've got to go see a man about a dog.

//Bark

goddamn the non-updating sports page is annoying.

I am also here to heap on the YardBarker hate. Not only is the name dumb as hell, but they make the sports tab render incorrectly fairly often and just suck overall. I'd bookmark the direct link, but damn it, I like to be able to just click on the orange tab at the top of the page, so instead I'll just use this forum to impotently rail against the hated tab wrecker, as well as to point out that every time they sell off a tab like this it seems to fark up said tab.

Oh yeah, and the actual content of the YarkBarker network is garbage. Out of the few times I've clicked on one of their stories from the stupid sidebar ad, I've either gotten a broken link or content that makes SbB look insightful and original, which is pretty remarkable.

libranoelrose: Do you guys talk about the Chiefs?

We only discuss RELEVENT teams in this forums.

libranoelrose: Do you guys talk about the Chiefs?

"That's great, but who are the Chefs?" Great googily-moogily.

Hooray for the end of the YardBarker reign of terror.

Never mind. However, I have discovered clicking the Continue Farking button at the bottom of a sports thread takes you to fark/sports and not the hated tab wrecker.

This is semi-sports related.

I want to buy a new Reds ball cap as my regular one is about ten years old now. Are the New Era brand ones any good?

Surely some lost soul will stumble upon the sports forum and help me out here.

semi-sports related is good enough for these parts.
farking tumbleweeds blow through here.
that being said, i have no idea about caps.
i just come in here because its a quiet place to masterbate.
oh sorry, didn't see you come back in!
ummm, yeah - so, well - i gotta go ...

linc654,

Any interest in a month of TF on me? You're the only one who regularly uses this forum and I'd rather "screen" my sponsorships since people don't seem to use them when I normally do it.

PacersJAM3s wow - thanks! it's a tempting offer but I'm on here 24/7 as it is - what would i be like with TF?!!! it could get ugly, to say the least. i really appreciate the offer, but i'd recommend that you just hang on to your $5.00. besides, how would it look - offering TF memberships to random dudes whose only redeeming quality is pretending to beat off in the sports forum. (answer? not good)

CHEERS!

linc654: PacersJAM3s wow - thanks! it's a tempting offer but I'm on here 24/7 as it is - what would i be like with TF?!!! it could get ugly, to say the least. i really appreciate the offer, but i'd recommend that you just hang on to your $5.00. besides, how would it look - offering TF memberships to random dudes whose only redeeming quality is pretending to beat off in the sports forum. (answer? not good)

CHEERS!

I hear that. I was TF once long ago, for a month, and that was the least productive month of my life. I waste an optimal amount of time as a liter.

...on a sport related note, I hadn't thought about it in the earlier rounds, but this would be an appropriate place to biatch and moan about the lack of NCAA threads. I'll have to remember that this weekend.

sokolnikov appropriate, yes. will anyone read your complaint?

/ not including me of course.

CHEERS!

linc654: sokolnikov appropriate, yes. will anyone read your complaint?

That's a pretty deep philosophical question.

If a liter complains in the darkest, most desolate corner of Fark, the Sports Forum, does he make a sound?

Farkn Yaj Yenrac If a liter complains in the darkest, most desolate corner of Fark, the Sports Forum, does he make a sound?

I'm guessing here but I actually think the answer surprisingly is yes. It is a stifled psht - like a deflating baloon, followed by a basement door closing and then silence forever, perhaps interupted only by the occasional chirp of a cricket ...

So i see this is where all the Lions fans hang out....

i know it's kind of early, but do football fans have any thoughts on this list: Top Five Offensive NFL Players :: Glamour Positions

just had to stop in do everyone knows i have not yet given up on the place ...

linc654: just had to stop in do everyone knows i have not yet given up on the place ...

http://www.remotecentral.com/dvd/airplane-3.jpg

Also came by to tell us something

linc654: just had to stop in do everyone knows i have not yet given up on the place ...



Him too

Stupid Question Time

(A bit of background, first) I was living in Eastern Europe for several years and didn't watch television. After returning to the USA I still hadn't gotten in the habit, not for years. Until this last Fall, while I was recovering from an MI and watched all the Division Playoffs and then the World Series.

So, my stupid question- When did Major League Baseball ditch the stirrups and go to long pants? It's been bugging me, not knowing.

sorry il Dottore - cannot help you there.
More importantly though - its NHL playoff time!

/Leafs fan who gets to pick a new team for the playoffs to cheers for .... (Calgary?)

Hmm... Looking for the community's thoughts.

A couple of months ago, I promised to renew my TF for a year if, before the end of March, an entire week went by without an SbB greenlight.

Well, as of mightnight tonight, an entire week will have gone by with only one single SbB greenlight.

I realize that (a) it's after the deadline and (b) it's not zero.

But, I would like to vote with my wallet that I very much approve of this welcome new direction in avoiding the copy-and-paste garbage site that is SbB.

So, your thoughts? Is this past week simply an anomaly undeserving of positive feedback since we're likely to see moderator recidivism? Or a new editorial direction worthy of encouragement?

dear Pardon Me Sultan,

I like FARK and I hate SbB -- so we've got that going for us, which is nice. Furthermore, I think that more people should get TF, even though I cannot get it myself. To be honest, I waste enough time on here as it is. That being said, I never clicked the SbB links, so there was no harm for me there - I would suggest the current crap on the sports tab is worse - oh, here's the address:

http://network.yardbarker.com/network/fark_sports

In short, yes I think you should do it but is this yardbarker crap not 100x worse? Honestly, I'm asking ...

espn is showing criminals playing video games at 5pm sunday.....
im watching 2012 notradamus world ending episode that will be shown in 2013!

Hello?!!!!

/echo

*cricket*

As a Buccaneers fan, i have to say,


What the hell? I guess it's time to settle in for 4 years of "Those were the good ol' days"

_____________________*__________________________________

/tumbleweed

I've got it!
We can turn this place into like a SUPER exclusive club and try to keep it real hush-hush and then people will be coming here in droves. Okay, first we need a name - here's a few off a top of my head, add your own below and we'll vote later:

the Ballers
the South Farks
the Oh-So-Lonely!
SportsbyBrooks (may be taken)
the Farkbookies
the Porn-Movie Pizza Dudes

OK - you get the idea. Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

The Pinche Vacas
The Twatwaffles
The I'm on-a-rolla-gays


.....and the Celtics win!

Awful quiet in here. Here's Placido Polanco choking up:

^^ great picture ^^

how about the BOTTLE-IN-FRONT-OF MES?

meh, sounded better in my head ...

Mind if I play through?