Farkn Yaj Yenrac Wow ... funny and smart! A polar bear burger with mayo/gravy/syrup topping would be a smash hit! Man, you sure showed the stupid Canucks -- woohoo. You rock. Dickhead.

BTW - why all the Canada bashing? Let's face facts, we are bigger and we are on top ... if this was prison you would be our b*tch.

Aw, all these compliments have me blushing.
I'm also honored (honoured?) to have inspired Canada's latest gourmet dish, it sounds delicious.

Using your prison analogy, Alaska is farking you in the ear so we still win!

U! S! A!
U! S! A!
U! S! A!

damn - I forgot about Alaska! I think we go farther north .. meh - what the hell. U.S.A. U.S.A. (said only halk-heartedly)

/yes, its honoured.

damn! halk - halk.

/Canucklehead

WTF?! halk = half. wow - I'm a moron.

linc654: I'm a moron. Canadian.

I understand.

you are quickly ruining the illusion that I'm the only one who ever comes in here. For that my friend I can forgive you, however, for equating Canadians with morons - you will pay. Oh yes, as Shatner as my witness ... You. Will. Pay. (In US dollars!)

Thank god it's not Euros.

goddamn I love Ken Griffey Jr. But not Dusty Baker. Jesus he's incompetent. Narron just wasn't 'name' enough of a manager, eh?

ECHO!!!!!

ECHO!!!!

_ECHO!!!

Where'd who go?

/and how did i get here?

Well, this is the slowest sports news time of the year.

Hi,

I like sports. I hereby provide some useful information: People don't respond well to bots that can't construct a coherent sentence or properly hyperlink.

Farkn Yaj Yenrac

umm, yeah -- thanks for that.

linc654: Farkn Yaj Yenrac

umm, yeah -- thanks for that.

You're welcome. It obviously worked, since the post I was referencing has since disappeared.
I have power beyond anything a simple Canadian like yourself could ever hope to comprehend.

Yummers! No need to buy lunch - I got my fill of spam right here!

What is the best website for setting up a free fantasy football league? Bonus points for it being easy and stupid-proof. I know very little about fantasy sports.

How is it that the parachutists landing in the wrong stadium is NOT on the Sports page? I mean they landed in the DUKE stadium by mistake.

Headline should have read, "Duke sucks so much they pull parachutist off course."

wtf? where can I go to talk about opening night in the NFL? There's no thread for this?


/seriously?

Now THAT's how you win a game, Blue Jays!

Any ideas how to watch NFL online this year?

Is Sopcast still Fubar???

how about that denver/san diego game today? really good game, regardless of the officials...

way to go denver! winning the AFC West!

no mau-chelsea thread?

Roll Tide!

Played out just as I predicted.

(Look for the Yi Jing prediction...)

Are we going to have a better day on the Sports tab than yesterday?

/I hope so, I've only got a hour or so of work to do all day.

I'm happy the Domers lost. The officiating crew was terrible.
Sooners lost.
It looks like a possibility, but I'm not even sure if I want AL to be rated #1, as it seems as lucky as the madden cover.

/but roll tide anyway

yeah, i dont want bama to get number 1 yet, just let the other teams have it and blow it...

roll tide

Dear Evan Longoria,

Thank you for extending our post season.


Sincerely,

The Nation

Anyone watching the UFC fight?

Anyone?

Free Tacos!

Honestly, I had no idea where else to test this so I picked the most deserted part of the internet I could think of ...

mikaloyd: What is the purpose of this?

You're the purpose of this...jeesh, figured this thing'd have more than like 10 comments in 4 weeks.

Wow, this is a busy, busy little corner of Fark.



/Hotlinked from the World Series champs

this cardinals 49ers game is pretty crazy, every play has a penalty, it's taking forever for this thing to end

Awesome football game

http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=21599682

we need to support this page....

so some good matches for the BCS series.
i always wanted to see the badgers play a Florida powerhouse

RE: we need to support this page....

ummmmm, why?

Christ, this should be way more popular. Instead of everyone looking at the sports tab and deciding there isn't anything worth commentating on, you can CREATE YOUR ON TOPIC HERE (the genius). Much better than the constant cowboy/yank/sox/celtic/lakers/big market teams that the mass media continually talk about; Those are about the only things ever greened (besides the rare misc. thread about something interesting).

So, my friends who will see this in two weeks or never:

WILL THE FALCONS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS?

I imagine the Superbowl will be over before someone sees this.

San Jose lost 6-0 in Detroit tonight. I would hate to be the next team the Sharks play.

Oh, wait...