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(Yahoo)   Three rescued after failing in their quest to find a "legendary karate expert" hidden in the mountains of Japan   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 103
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2006-04-06 09:25:39 AM
"Japan looked so small on the world map that we thought we would be able to find him straight away,"

What a freaking dumbass.
 
2006-04-06 11:39:42 AM
Animal Chen?
 
2006-04-06 12:28:25 PM
(wild-haired man runs out of woods screaming) You KILLED MY MASTER!

Search Party: No, no legendary karate master, we just put the word out in the woods that we killed you master because we knew that would be the only way to draw you out.

Legendary Karate Master: Nobody Punkz the legendary Karate Master! (Steals Aston Kutcher's peach)
 
2006-04-06 01:17:26 PM
Do you want karate?
 
2006-04-06 01:18:08 PM
Do you want cartography?
 
2006-04-06 01:18:38 PM
somewhere in japan, there is a guy laughing his ass off
 
2006-04-06 01:20:10 PM
"Japan looked so small on the world map that we thought we would be able to find him straight away."

I flew cross country beside a woman who thought you could actually see the map lines as you flew over the states. She couldn't understand how I knew we were flying over the Grand Canyon.
 
2006-04-06 01:20:41 PM
Yeah...the same thing happend to me when I went searching for Superman's fortress of solitude. It wasn't there in case you were wondering.
 
2006-04-06 01:21:14 PM
Why the crap did they go all the way to Japan when they could have just found Chuck Norris right here in the US.
 
2006-04-06 01:21:29 PM
www.cineclub.de
 
2006-04-06 01:21:30 PM
us.movies1.yimg.com
 
2006-04-06 01:21:40 PM
They were destined for failure. Elle killed him.
 
2006-04-06 01:22:18 PM
If you're looking for Duncan and the Bum Rush, check the cross-shaped patch of trees east of Narshe in the World of Ruin. Make sure you have Sabin in the party.
 
2006-04-06 01:23:09 PM
Compared to Chuck Norris, Japan is tiny on the World map.
 
2006-04-06 01:23:27 PM
a.abclocal.go.com

Japan is often larger than its map.
 
2006-04-06 01:24:12 PM
Ninjas are cool. And by cool I mean totally....forget it.
 
2006-04-06 01:24:19 PM
Here's the real pic of said expert.

img462.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-06 01:24:25 PM
totalworkout.homestead.com
 
2006-04-06 01:25:44 PM
Note to people who have never been to Asia:

No, there are not old wise men with beards sitting on mountains. No, all Asians aren't wise, enlightened buddhist type people with superior, "non-consumerist" cultures.
 
2006-04-06 01:25:52 PM
Ninjas live to flip out and fly to places they know nothing about...
 
2006-04-06 01:26:49 PM
dracula

Knew that Final Fantasy VI reference had to pop up.
 
2006-04-06 01:29:48 PM
Unavailable for comment:

img445.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-06 01:30:13 PM
Wanted for questioning:

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/2219/ryustan ding23nh.gif[/IMG][/URL]
 
2006-04-06 01:30:35 PM
Borges unavailable for comment.
 
2006-04-06 01:32:08 PM
"Japan looked so small on the world map that we thought we would be able to find him straight away..."

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Gasp!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
2006-04-06 01:32:29 PM
Wanted for questioning:

img207.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-06 01:34:30 PM
Mas "GodHand" Oyama > everyone


...that is all.
 
2006-04-06 01:34:40 PM
Why did they even go to Japan? Everyone know the greatest Martial Arts master is in the US Army!

img307.imageshack.us

/American Ninja FTW!!!!
 
2006-04-06 01:35:53 PM
jean claude vandamme lives in singapore?
 
2006-04-06 01:35:55 PM
And what would guru have said had they found him and asked him for sage advice?

"If it's messy, eat it over the sink."
 
2006-04-06 01:39:02 PM
Should have gone to Korea instead:

www.80sreborn.com

I am Korean. Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.
 
2006-04-06 01:39:07 PM
Everyone knows the Master of Sinanju lives in Korea. Stupid Singaporeans.
 
2006-04-06 01:40:08 PM
Yeah, and Karate is for suckers. There's a whole group of Aikido Experts just sitting in the middle of Tokyo waiting to teach you how to break every bone in a person's body with just 10 pounds of force.
Also, they do it by controling a person's wrist, not by punching or kicking.
PS: Yeah, real Samurai use Aikido.
 
2006-04-06 01:41:56 PM
Baron Harkonnen

I had to go for the FFVI reference because 1) there were only three of them (they forgot the fourth party memeber, clearly Sabin). 2) The story takes place in Japan. 3) "World Map".

/"Think a bear like me can help?"
 
2006-04-06 01:43:23 PM
Parental_Eunich: Yeah, and Karate is for suckers. There's a whole group of Aikido Experts just sitting in the middle of Tokyo waiting to teach you how to break every bone in a person's body with just 10 pounds of force.


fuzzyslogic.com
 
2006-04-06 01:44:42 PM
Hope it went better than my trip to China to train in martial arts. Now whenever I take a cold shower I turn into a large breasted chinese girl.
 
2006-04-06 01:45:35 PM
dittybopper - you are the farking MAN.
 
2006-04-06 01:46:20 PM
Think2x: Mas "GodHand" Oyama > everyone

...that is all.



Wait, they were looking for a dead master? I'm confused now. It was pretty awesome seeing him fight a bull and ripping its horn off with his bare hands though.


/The Master of Sinanju owns all.
/If he didn't kill for gold, they would have to send the babies to the sea.
 
2006-04-06 01:51:23 PM
"You too much TV."
 
2006-04-06 01:51:41 PM
Wax on, wax off, Daniel-san.

/got nothin'
 
2006-04-06 01:52:11 PM
They didn't realize that Mr. Miyagi is already dead...I didn't think that the old martial arts cliche of an solitary expert living in a hermitage on a mountain could actually be true

/spiteful because same submission didn't get greenlighted a couple of hours ago
 
2006-04-06 01:55:31 PM
Parental_Eunich: Yeah, and Karate is for suckers. There's a whole group of Aikido Experts just sitting in the middle of Tokyo waiting to teach you how to break every bone in a person's body with just 10 pounds of force.

I wondered how long it would take before some fool decided to pipe off about how his/her martial art is superior to all other things. Unless you're studying Sinanju, stfu.
 
2006-04-06 01:57:43 PM
img215.imageshack.us

Imageshack gave me Karate!
 
2006-04-06 01:58:48 PM
They could've been looking for The Crippled Masters. I wanted to meet them after seeing the movie too.

http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesu/cripmasters1.mpg
 
2006-04-06 02:00:31 PM
Should have just looked for this guy. I hear he's building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

www.briantimpe.com

/KFM was the bomb
//you have my gratitude
 
2006-04-06 02:00:47 PM
Ha! I moved.
 
2006-04-06 02:02:38 PM
Ghastly
: You think you had it bad?! I was chasing you, got lost (again), and now I turn into a little pot-belly pig!



/Furikan-koko 4 eva
 
2006-04-06 02:03:36 PM
They should learn from a true master and seek out...



Leeeeeeeroyyy Jenkins!
 
kab
2006-04-06 02:06:33 PM
Sounds like they had a fun trip, something they'll all get to chuckle about later on.
 
fj
2006-04-06 02:08:20 PM
Bwahahahahahahahaha

Seriously though, should have left them there. End that gene line quick
 
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