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(Post Chronicle)   If you are looking to trade sex for rent, Craigslist is your virtual pimp   ( divider line
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14025 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Apr 2006 at 8:00 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-04-06 08:03:18 AM  
A story so nice, they posted it thrice!
2006-04-06 08:03:20 AM  
must be re-run week on fark
2006-04-06 08:03:47 AM  
Uhh... deja vu?
2006-04-06 08:04:15 AM  
Yep, couple other links on here were from yesterday and the day before as well.
2006-04-06 08:09:18 AM  
When a story is this good it's bound to show up more than once...
2006-04-06 08:10:07 AM  
2006-04-06 08:10:44 AM  
Boy am I glad Im not paying for these repeats.
2006-04-06 08:12:29 AM  
Boy am I glad Im not paying for these repeats.

I haven't checked yet, but I bet it's submitted in TF with a couple of Newsflash tags, as well. ^_^
2006-04-06 08:15:16 AM  
I am looking to trade rent for sex... I posted the ad in yesterday's version of this thread. So far, the list of potentials is long and distinguished...!

I'll be holding auditions in the Scenic Bay Auditorium, April 23rd, Orchestra Row G, at 3:45am, on the floor next to the wet sticky patch where someone spilled their cherry coke.

/ See you there!
2006-04-06 08:25:01 AM  
"American Sex Idol"........for rent.

The makings of a great reality show. I can feel it.
2006-04-06 08:27:31 AM  
In a similar vein, the "Help Win My Bet" guy broke his 2,000,000 hits mark. Unfortunately the guy is either a sleazeball or a spammer/fake, since he hid a referral link in the link to their picture and didn't admit it until halfway through the evening.

At any rate, if you want to take a look: - just don't click on the link to "Metrodate" if you don't want to give him cash. afaik, this was submitted to fark but not listed because of the possibility that it is fake.
2006-04-06 08:28:10 AM  
Do you have to give a deposit?
2006-04-06 08:29:38 AM  
If you are looking for a repeat, Fark is your place.
2006-04-06 08:32:32 AM  

Time for the Moe Szyslak "Whhhhaaaa?!?!?"
2006-04-06 08:33:25 AM  
This just in, Geralissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
2006-04-06 08:34:58 AM  
In other news WORLD WAR has broken out over the Death of Archduke Ferdinand
2006-04-06 08:35:49 AM  
Dupe. No digg.

/Where the fark am I?
2006-04-06 08:35:55 AM  
Dude, you will NEVER guess what I just read on Craigslist... Sweet, hope my submission gets greenlighted

/I am currently a tennant in my wife's pants
2006-04-06 08:36:13 AM  
I work for Xerox.

So I am really getting a kick really .

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some people believe anything they read over and over and over again.
2006-04-06 08:36:13 AM  
I am actually looking for a roommate through Craigslist. If you know anyone who needs a place in hoboken/Weehawken area, tell them a Farkette is looking for a roommate.

But I did get this lovely scan email yesterday from a "woman."

Thanks for the mail ,I do really appreciate your efforts towards this.You sound very nice i am also an easy going person as well. i appreciate your urgent response towards this and the explanation you have made.
I model and i have jobs at stake for me once i come over to the US these jobs are based on modelling contracts,i have a job in your area.I am ready to pay the security deposit of $1200 to reserve the room,I appreciate the efforts you have made and also the explanation you have given.I will be arriving in the next two weeks,but i will let you know my exact move in date as soon as you recieve the deposit.I will like to pay the deposit because that really shows that i am serious about this and its secures the room.

As regards payment,my Mom's client in the US who owes her some money would be sending you a check or money order of $4000.As soon as you you have it cashed,please deduct the deposit rent,and then help send the balance of the funds to me via western union money transfer.I intend using this to arrange my ticket fee,and to pay up my travel agent .As soon as i have this done,i would leave for the states the same day.I hope this is clear.I wait to read from you ASAP.I would so much appreciate it if you could be of help.Do have a nice day.and also i need your full mailing adress and phone number with recivers name for payment to be mailed to
PS- i would e-mail one of my pics so that you could see what i look like please let me know if you would like to see it
2006-04-06 08:40:43 AM  
mellymel: am actually looking for a roommate through Craigslist. If you know anyone who needs a place in hoboken/Weehawken area, tell them a Farkette is looking for a roommate.

That email is sweet. Tell them to send the money to Laura Bush, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC...
2006-04-06 08:43:54 AM  
I know i'm going to be hearing from the SPCA regarding 'Abuse of Dead Horses', but ..

/ Today's program has been brought to you by the letters D, U, P, and E
2006-04-06 08:47:47 AM  
Mike's Apartment?
2006-04-06 08:49:46 AM  
He Would Know
Take THAT Illinois Politics!
2006-04-06 08:53:46 AM  
someone post the "Old news is so exciting" guy
2006-04-06 08:58:46 AM  
Department of redundancy department.
2006-04-06 09:00:17 AM  
One of my all time favorite Craigslist W4M ads......

1.I shave all over and when needed I wax
2. I don't care if you try to fark my friends because I know they are not better at giving head than me.
3.I like nude beach's (no tan lines)
4. I don't get Jealous
5.I can cook.
6. I don't chew tobacco
7 I think stick shifts are great.
8. I won't tell you to ask for directions
9.I will let you change the oil in my car.
10. I won't get mad when you ask if I am on my cycle
11.I won't fark your friends.
12. I don't like monster trucks.
13. I don't watch soaps
14.I do like the sopranos
15.god gave me a small mouth for a reason
16. God gave me long legs for a reason
17. He also gave me a killer rack.
18. I love sex all the time.
19.I take only 1 hour to get ready.
20.I can read a book while you watch sports.
21.I will not take your remote control
22. I will try to leave the room when I fart.
23. When I stink up the bathroom I will spray freshener.
24. I will not tell you to clean up your house.
25 I will not make fun of you in front of your friends.
26.I will only tell you when your friends make ass's of themselves.
27.I will not make you spend time with my family.
28.My sister is a biatch and I already know it so you will not have to tell me.
29. My mother is not alive so you do not have to deal with her.
30. I don't care if you look a nude photos.
31 Of course I will watch porn with you.
32, I will tell you when you need to go faster or slower
33. I will let you spank me once in a while.
34. I like it from behind.
35.I am a cheap drunk
37 I will not drink any of your beer.
38 I do not do Tina or know who she is
39. I have never been to jail.
40 I won't yell What are you doing back there.
41. I will let you do my laundry.
42 . I will wear sexy underthings
43 I have spiked heels cfmp
44. I was a gymnast till I got out of college.
45. I am still limber
46 I have not been a slut for everyone
47. No I probably have not dated one of your friends
48. No I dont want to have a baby
49.I love being alone sometimes
50.I don't want to get married again.
2006-04-06 09:08:54 AM  
tag o' the week ?
2006-04-06 09:14:27 AM  
In Atlanta, an online advertisement offers a room in exchange for "sex & light office duty."

That just has "porno movie" written all over it.
2006-04-06 09:14:52 AM  

I am currently a tennant in my wife's pants

As am's kinda crowded in there, isn't it??
2006-04-06 09:32:20 AM  
If you are looking to trade sex for rent, Craigslist is your virtual pimp

Rent? Not so much. How 'bout if I want somebody to poop on my chest?
2006-04-06 09:32:28 AM  
The Onanist: oboecop

I am currently a tennant in my wife's pants

As am's kinda crowded in there, isn't it??

Good thing she wears large pants.
2006-04-06 09:33:37 AM  
aremmes: I work for Xerox.


best use of the cliche, evah
2006-04-06 09:35:49 AM  
So why the green this time? Was it submitted by an Admin?
2006-04-06 09:37:40 AM  
2006-04-06 08:36:13 AM mellymel

Did you make that up, or did you really get that...?

Either way it's hilarious. You should get the picture, and then submit it as a photoshop.
2006-04-06 09:43:18 AM  
What? No Bush as President?????
2006-04-06 09:52:12 AM  
The REAL news is that the media is just picking up on this now. This shiat has been on CL on a daily basis for at least the past six years.
2006-04-06 10:02:17 AM  
2006-04-06 10:04:20 AM  
Haven't we seen this like 4 times in the last week?
2006-04-06 10:06:18 AM  
Pete and Repeat were in a boat ....
2006-04-06 10:11:00 AM  
Actually, whoever is reposting it is just engaging in wishful thinking...that and trying to drive up traffic to his own "sex-for-rent" ad on Craigslist.
2006-04-06 10:28:05 AM  
In my area after about 3 seconds of looking throught the barter section found "PC repair in exchange for sexual favors" I was shocked SHOCKED to find out a computer guy was having a hard time getting laid.

fark a Duckk
2006-04-06 10:29:02 AM  
hmmmm sex for rent... sounds like something I heard about this one time... what do they call it... oh yeah marriage.

Ok not all marriages but what % of marriages would be sexless if the husband all of a sudden said to the wife that she has to cover 1/2 the expenses.
2006-04-06 10:47:22 AM  
Did Rick Romero write this under a pseudonym?
2006-04-06 11:37:21 AM  
"Tens of millions of users are a much more powerful force than those who can police it"

makes ya think doesn't it?
2006-04-06 01:12:00 PM  
i did not make that up. I really recieved that email yesterday. Incase you feel like responsing to 'her' here is it email addres suza­nc­r­ea­tes20­0­2­[nospam-﹫-backwards]oohay*c­om and name is suzan fleeks
2006-04-06 02:17:35 PM  
Holy Crap! That dude who stole a Russian Submarine with Sean Connery wrote the article! I wonder, does he hate Trebeck too?
2006-04-06 02:29:22 PM  
no Kingpin references?
2006-04-06 04:34:00 PM  
Pay no attention to these hypocrites, Neo!
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