That's a paddling

Bah and here i've been paying for a good dominatrix when it can be gotten for no charge at all?

And a shrubbery?

I would think my errant investing in alcohol should warrant a good spanking and oral sex.

Bad naughty Zoot, she must be spanked

I love that movie.

We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen- and- a- half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.

I guess we know where Galahad found the Castle Anthrax.

I must face the peril!

No! It's too Perilous!

hey! Let's have a look at the legislator before we vote. I tried Googling Masolwa Cosmas Masolwa but can't find her.

i bet your gay

no im not!

And what else floats?

Go ahead and Spank the Monkey (pops)

I love the headline...

as show by my name

I was spanked by Grover Cleevland on two non-consecutive occasions

When will you Tanzanians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "Let your children run wild and free."

OOOOOhhh you nasty, BAD girl you. Come on and buy just one more share fo' daddy.

Can I have just a little bit of peril?

Looks like the submitter turned on the grail shapped beacon again.

"Dar Es Salaam"? It isn't a very good name, is it?

/Whar Es Salaam?

Golf-clap to the submitter.
Yes, our beacon IS grail shaped.
acrunchyfrog Are you freshly dew-picked and flown in from Iraq, lightly-killed...?