This doesn't have anything to do with Bill Cosby does it?

Someday I will be as smart as Mike! =+)


P.S.
If this is the case, just imagine how smart Mike would REALLY BE if he didn't kill his brain with those evil, evil roller coasters !!!

Explains a lot, really...

Why I laugh?

I wonder what these people's position on hot coffee is. Sounds like money grubbing at work.

The Indy ride is bumpy but if it causes a brain hemorage, I'm guessing there was something seriously wrong before.

"Massachusetts Rep. Ed Markey, who has catalogued 58 brain injuries..."

...and he hasn't even started checking the Senate yet!

G-Force. That was a great cartoon.

But seriously, yet another example of "America the victim" and every victim has a lawyer.

Do they really cause Dain Brammage..?

". The space shuttle maxes out at less than four Gs, but some parks used to brag that their coasters fleetingly topped six Gs"

"No one without 5 years astronaut training allowed on this ride"

And of those people who have brain damage due to roller coaster ride , %100 of them post on Fark.com.

"Some researchers say rapid jerking of the head could be far more dangerous than G-forces"

Especially if the security guys catch you doing it on the coaster. (Not to mention getting it in the eye on a downhill stretch.)

That goes along nicely with the anneurism you suffer when you see the ticket price for a Single-Day Disneyland pass.

"Now the roller coasters cause the brain damage, with the bippin' and the boppin, and the hippin' and the hoppin'..."

What about head bangers???

06-05-02 12:52:31 PM TiltedKilt


Hey-o!

you use lavoz reeds, Alto? I was never too impressed with their clarinet reeds; V12s are the way to go.

mikes screwed...

crack also causes brain damage

TiltedKilt

Thankyou,
I am now choking on my bagel.

Well I think we need a National G-Spot Standard. For too long G-spots have been ignored causing possible brain damage or worse. These spots need to be identified and stimulated as quickly as possible.

Doritoes cause crack damage.

Everything causes brain damage. Drink up.

Alto - that cracked me up...thanks.

"A nice day at the amusement park can become a nightmare for the rest of your life."

Everything you do can become a nightmare for the rest of your life, if you're the one dumbass in 320 million people that somehow gets injured doing something perfectly safe. Walking your dog can become a nightmare if you fall off a bridge while you're doing it. And that one dumbass always somehow believes that somebody owes them a settlement because life wasn't fair enough for them. shiat happens (yes even brain damage) and people always seem to cry foul when it does. Why is there this expectation that everything will be perfect? Where does it come from? On a semi-related note, I hope Lance Bass gets brain damage during takeoff if he goes into space. Might deter these prissy space tourists in the future.

Stubblyhead Actually, I moved on to Van Doren. But ha ha, you have now fallen into my trap and admitted yourself to be a clarinet player--ha ha ha ha! You are a loser! Ha ha ha ha...

Oh, wait, I play saxophone. Never mind. You may go about your business.

(count down to "This one time at band camp" jokes in 4...3...2...)

Fark causes brain damage.

Victor

Alto_:

Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!

"Roller coasters causing brain damage"

Oh, they doing?

58 injuries in twelve years. 320,000,000 rides/year.
Injury rate: .0000015104167%
Damn, that IS dangerous.

"Scientists Declare Everything is Harmful"

WhiskeyClone:

"I hope Lance Bass gets brain damage ..."

What? Again?

i double on bari sax, although only under duress. and I haven't picked up my clarient in about a year anyway; haven't played regularly in almost 3. do you use the vandoren javas? I've heard they're good on sax.

on the other hand, here's a big plus to roller coasters (NSFW):
http://www.flashmountain.com/magic.html

I think I have brain damage after reading that stupid article! I would do the math on the ratio of brian injuries to total number of riders if I were not already brain damaged.

The odds are much greater that I will drive into the great garage in the sky on my way home after work.

Talk about a farking slow news day. . . .

And yet, far more people are killed yearly by their toilets...

deaths from roller coasters now rival bee attacks and volcano-related injuries ... oh no!

"06-05-02 12:57:34 PM Johnz16
TiltedKilt

Thankyou,
I am now choking on my bagel."



Ya, what he said "except no bagel"

I hope Lance Bass gets brain damage ..."

What? Again?

Would anyone notice?

You know what would really be Ironinc?

If the guy who made the roller coaster, rode it and got brain damage. And this brain damage caused him to think that the roller coaster was too slow, so he sped it up and rode it again and got more brain damage, and again thought it was too slow so he sped the roller coaster up. And it went on like this until he had so much brain damage he became a super-criminal and had a head that looked like those aliens from that Star Trek episode where the first captain of the Enterprise was held and his thoughts and perceptions were altered.

MagicBoris - My God...I knew it was after me. My wife must be cheating with the Ti-D-Bowl man...

And face damage...

An official announcement from the Bureau of Danger:

Life has been cancelled due to its inherently dangerous nature.

Thank you, and please turn off the lights when you leave.

And to think I thought they only caused massive amounts of puke.

As the blood came gushing out of Fabio's nose:
"I can't believe it's not butter !!"

How many people suffer heat stroke waiting in the damn line?