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(Rolling Stone) Boobies Vote for the hottest Natalie Portman Rolling Stone photo (SFW)   ( divider line
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2002-06-05 12:41:23 PM  
No matter how grown up and hot Natalie Portman gets, I just can't shake the fact that she'll always be Matilda in my mind..

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2002-06-05 12:41:31 PM  
Natalie Portman is one of those girls who's hot just as she is. The more they try to dress her up, the more they obscure the natural quality that makes her special. She's not your typical teen pop tart. She's got brains, deep brown eyes and a beautiful smile. Meow.

She's hot because she doesn't try to be. Know what I mean?
2002-06-05 12:42:36 PM  
Put a pair of glasses on her? woowee!
2002-06-05 12:44:57 PM  
though she was looking real good in AOTC, i'll always like her best as Matilda.
2002-06-05 12:45:09 PM  
It's all about the blue jeans.
2002-06-05 12:47:58 PM  
I might have to run out to the grocery store at lunch to pick up some grits...
2002-06-05 12:49:15 PM  
Guy Innagorillasuit

Are you going to pour them down your pants.
2002-06-05 12:50:48 PM  
I love Natalie Portman

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2002-06-05 12:51:31 PM  
wow Scarnick, you know so much for an ignorant rasist bastard, can I worship you?
2002-06-05 12:52:39 PM  
Utter_bastard Yes, and I'm terribly upset that she wasn't naked and petrified in any of the pics.
2002-06-05 12:53:26 PM  
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She can ride my ride any day.
2002-06-05 12:53:56 PM  
hrmm just waiting to find one hot one.
2002-06-05 12:57:08 PM  
What I find really disturbing is the she lists Patrick Swazye as one of her favorite actors. Takes all types I guess.
2002-06-05 12:57:45 PM  
For those stateside who dig The Professional, you really need to see Leon: The Professional (the Integral version).

24 minutes of RELEVANT extra footage that wasn't shown in the states. Including Leon taking Mathilda out on a few actual jobs.
It explains a lot (like why Leon wakes up in bed with Mathilda) as well as adding a lot to the movie itself.

OK, I'm done advertising.
2002-06-05 12:59:45 PM  
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Zat what I think it is, or just a shadow??
2002-06-05 01:00:48 PM  

I agree with you on that 100%. You also find out why he wont kill women or kids and why he came to the states.
2002-06-05 01:01:47 PM

real boobie shots..underage in these photos? not sure.
i won't tell if you won't tell.
2002-06-05 01:09:18 PM  
weebo: i agree, i have that on dvd, its like a whole other movie. Anyways id empty my sack on her anytime.
2002-06-05 01:10:53 PM  
Anyone else notice she has really short arms?
2002-06-05 01:11:21 PM  
Sasbazooka - that's the shot, definitely.
(ps... I think that's a shadow. In MY fantasy world, she's got a nice little landing strip)
2002-06-05 01:16:34 PM can eat the shiat out of a bum's asshole and wash it down with a nice glass of some more bum shiat.
2002-06-05 01:26:30 PM  
I don't dig that picture on the cover at all. She looks like that nappy excuse for a woman called "Sandra Bernhard", in that get-up.

[image from too old to be available]what do you think?
2002-06-05 01:26:37 PM  
A couple of tatoos and she could be just as glamorous as...
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2002-06-05 01:26:53 PM  

What exactly are you trying to say?
2002-06-05 01:27:15 PM  
can someone tell me what movie this is from?
is it the professional 2 or something? the tree has me believe so.​seq=14&c f=&bc=
2002-06-05 01:33:42 PM  
The chic flick with Ashley and Natalie, I can't remember the name but I had to watch it just for the kittens.

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2002-06-05 01:34:29 PM  
That NSFW pic definitely not Natalie. It looks fake and her chest isn't that large. And I think I've seen Britney Spears' head on that same body. Bah.
2002-06-05 01:37:22 PM  
This will teach Rolling Stone.....ready, aim....
2002-06-05 01:40:45 PM  
"Where the heart is" is the name of that movie, I think. Something about her locked in Wal-Mart, I think.
Too stupid of a movie for me to finish it, I think.
2002-06-05 01:41:45 PM  

its from a movie called "Where the Heart is" (2000)
2002-06-05 01:43:28 PM  
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2002-06-05 01:45:15 PM  
Cute like a kitty cat but not hot.
2002-06-05 01:50:05 PM  
Kinda loke Winona, but younger, hotter, and not a klepto.
I like.
2002-06-05 01:51:48 PM  
You know what would really be Ironic?

If Natalie, the Matilda girl and that one girl who played the princess in the Star Wars movie all were on the same sitcom. They could call it "Those Crazy Girls" and they would all be sisters who came from a broken home and had to rely on each other for guidance and support. And the youngest one was actually the smart one and the other two were both kind of ditzy and kept loosing their tops in the garbage disposal. Then that one girl who played the Chinese girl in Ally McBeal came in and kicked all three of their butts, while wearing a cheerleader outfit.
2002-06-05 01:53:53 PM  
Bleeorg stop it already would ya? Your crackin'me up!
2002-06-05 01:54:46 PM  
Bleeorg Please move to Hollywood and become a sitcom writer...Pleeeeeasse!

2002-06-05 01:59:48 PM  
thanks for the help dizzudes! I remember that crappy movie now. I had to watch it with a girl one time. I think i feel asleep or started to dream about how i was going to get her in the sack.
The first 15 min. of that movie sucked foo shooo
2002-06-05 02:01:47 PM  
nothing special there
2002-06-05 02:03:50 PM  
Im getting a farked!
2002-06-05 02:06:15 PM  
Perhaps it's just me, but I thought her hottest scene in AOTC was during the huge arena fight against the droids, when she hopped up on this galloping beast and is shooting droids from up top. Just looking at how her legs grip that beast.. perhaps I've said too much.
2002-06-05 02:08:23 PM  
alphax i agree or the one there they are just recieving the message from obi 1 and you see a nipple hehe
2002-06-05 02:15:57 PM  
2002-06-05 02:25:43 PM  
2002-06-05 03:07:53 PM  
Utter_bastard - that blows. Hard.
2002-06-05 03:13:41 PM  
Beardawgie: No, please no! I don't like tattoos on any woman, certainly not on Natalie. Keep America Tattoo-Free, please!

Not that there aren't attractive women with tattoos out there, but I find them attractive in spite of their tattoos, not because of them.
2002-06-05 03:15:46 PM  
Perhaps it's just me, but I thought her hottest scene in AOTC was during the huge arena fight against the droids, when she hopped up on this galloping beast and is shooting droids from up top. Just looking at how her legs grip that beast.. perhaps I've said too much.

Was the white, midriff-baring outfit they managed to get her into because one of the beasties strategically "ripped" off a section of her outfit as obviously intended to be Brittney_Spears_esque as I think it was? Just wondering.

Not that I'm complaining you understand. I strongly believe there is a demonstrated inverse relationship between the amount of Portman's skin obscured by clothing and the relative happiness of my tumerous wang.
2002-06-05 03:44:34 PM  
Beautiful and talented young lady and I hope hollyweird doesn't ruin her. She absolutely "stoled" the the picture from the others in "Beautiful Girls"
2002-06-05 04:50:14 PM  
What amazed me about that scene in AOTC is that the beast managed to slash her back (you see blood in that shot), and tore the outfit all the way around her, evenly around the waist (he could've slashed a little higher tho), and later after Yoda's saber fight, she's shown shooting that dude's space ship with some small slices in the back of her shirt, no blood stains, and manages to be very strong. Oh, and there's no sand in the wounds. hmmm
2002-06-05 05:03:36 PM  
Well, she had sand repelling wounds.
2002-06-05 05:28:25 PM  
I own a cat.

Natalie Portman is an animal lover.

In an alternate universe, this means I might actually have a chance with her.

Damn reality.
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