If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Rolling Stone) Boobies Vote for the hottest Natalie Portman Rolling Stone photo (SFW)   (rollingstone.com) divider line 113
    More: Boobies  
•       •       •

33780 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jun 2002 at 12:14 PM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



113 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2002-06-05 11:50:52 AM
<img src="http://a95.g.akamaitech.net/f/95/5787/6h/content.rollingstone.com/content /1961796/Images/00297640.jpg".
Here is the one where she is holding onto my pot plant and keeping that bun that I stuck in her oven warm.

Vote for my unborn child !!!
 
2002-06-05 12:16:55 PM
Dont take her on a bus ride
 
2002-06-05 12:17:51 PM
Kittens will die!
 
2002-06-05 12:18:41 PM
None of them were that great, IMO. I guess #2 if I voted but I didn't vote so it really doesn't matter, does it?

My head hurts.
 
2002-06-05 12:20:11 PM
ok, they have a pic of her at 11 years old from "the specialist" or whatever it was called in the "Hottest Photo" contest.


cmon, that's not right.
 
2002-06-05 12:20:59 PM
My favorite is the picture of her and I in my mind right now!

That's the spot baby!
 
2002-06-05 12:21:03 PM
There are too many clothes in the way. I can't get a good look. Therefore I cannot allow myself to vote.
 
2002-06-05 12:21:09 PM
Hmmm... I don't know. I really like that "Tie fighter"-inspired doo...
 
2002-06-05 12:21:32 PM
She looks great in motion pictures, but she looks like a stick figure in photos.
 
2002-06-05 12:22:08 PM
HOT.
 
2002-06-05 12:22:10 PM
 
2002-06-05 12:22:14 PM
saw her around harvard twice. once when i crashed a formal there, another at a lecture. i'll tell you what...she's much, much cuter in real life. i vote for real life.
 
2002-06-05 12:22:20 PM
Not worth putting up with all the pop ups. If they'd had a couple of shots with her in that Princess Leah-type outfit with the slashed fabric exposing her belly that would have been a different story.
 
2002-06-05 12:22:21 PM
No pics of her playing with her dolls?

"And I didn't see you playing with your dolls again sir!"
 
2002-06-05 12:22:39 PM
Bad_CRC - the Professional you mean. "the specialist" was that tripe with Stallone
 
2002-06-05 12:22:55 PM
doesn't do anything for my FatNutZ
 
2002-06-05 12:23:17 PM
I Agree, Bad_CRC.
 
2002-06-05 12:23:19 PM
That would be "The Professional" "The Specialist" was the craptacular movie with Stalone and Sharon Stone.
 
2002-06-05 12:23:43 PM
Anyone remember what her real name was when someone disclosed it? Gershlag

mmmmmmmmm, gershlag
 
2002-06-05 12:24:17 PM
http://a95.g.akamaitech.net/f/95/5787/6h/content.rollingstone.com/content/1961 796/Images/00297640.jpg

Is this what I think it is? A sequal to the Professional with Natalie Portman as a hitman?
 
2002-06-05 12:24:24 PM
Damn you MonkeyButler. You prove my theory that all monkies are evil.
 
2002-06-05 12:24:33 PM
Might be construed as kiddie pron to view that stuff.

Hot? Only pic she didn't look 14 in was the cover, where she had three inches of makeup on.
 
2002-06-05 12:24:45 PM
It's "The Professional" Bad_CRC. Not that you'd ever comment on something you know nothing about. (see last thread)
 
2002-06-05 12:24:55 PM
She makes me horny.
 
2002-06-05 12:24:59 PM
Bad_CRC -
That would be The Professional.

Good flick. Maybe I'll vote for that pic.
 
2002-06-05 12:25:05 PM
I voted for her as an 11 year old in "The Professional". Let's see how long before my computer is siezed and I'm locked up.
 
2002-06-05 12:25:31 PM
Q3) What do I do if a Natalie Portman wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible!

*Scarred by yesterdays dolphin essay*
 
2002-06-05 12:25:36 PM
Chrisifa: I think it was BinLaden.
 
2002-06-05 12:26:19 PM
I want.
 
2002-06-05 12:26:49 PM
Damn.. she's so hot.... *drools like that baby*
 
2002-06-05 12:27:45 PM
What happened to the voting option of "None of The Above"?
Please, she's ok on the eyes, but those pics were a waste of bandwith.
Although , embarrased to say, when I saw her in the movie "The Professional " she made me feel tingly.
And slightly dirty. What a wierd movie.
 
2002-06-05 12:27:49 PM
http://www.twoey.com/natalieportman.jpg

NSFW totally authentic photo of natalie
 
2002-06-05 12:28:24 PM
You magnificent Utter_bastard! I read your book!
 
2002-06-05 12:28:34 PM
I like #2 she's damn cute, ive heard she's a real biatch though typical of Long Island chicks
 
2002-06-05 12:30:02 PM
Where's this one?

 
2002-06-05 12:30:57 PM
I know guys who have Pregant Women fetishes.
 
2002-06-05 12:30:57 PM
Which one I was a Highschool Psychopath or The big book of Cthulu stories for kids
 
2002-06-05 12:31:03 PM
Bring on the hoola-hoop.
 
2002-06-05 12:31:17 PM
I'm going for the R.Kelly Jailbait vote

Natalie Portman in The Professional.
 
2002-06-05 12:32:06 PM
Chrisifa,

Who told you that was authentic? Looks like a bad Photoshop to me...
 
2002-06-05 12:32:09 PM
I'd vote for The Prfessional one but I fear our attorney general.
 
2002-06-05 12:33:21 PM
These aren't doing anything for me. She was good looking in Star Wars, but other than that I don't think she's that hot.
 
2002-06-05 12:33:44 PM
WTF is with all this Natalie Portman hype?????
She's a farking mutt! You star wars geeks need to get a realdoll or a dolphin!
 
2002-06-05 12:33:45 PM
I'm sorry she really doesn't do anything for me. Maybe its her lack of boobies. I don't know.
 
2002-06-05 12:34:13 PM
Only time I have found her appealing is in most recent Star Wars after that creature tears the midriff off the tight white outfit.

That was worth the price of admission.
 
2002-06-05 12:34:22 PM
None of those are really that great. She is hot, but she doesn't photograph well, aparently. She needs a few lessons from Britney Spears. (Don't do the boob job tho)...
 
2002-06-05 12:36:05 PM
Who cares? She's got to be fairly intelligent at least; I read she's double majoring in biology and psychology at harvard.

Then again, harvard inflates its grades through the roof, but still.
 
2002-06-05 12:36:31 PM
Skinink .........
My thought exactly........"None of the Above"

Yep, "dirty" describes it....I know.
 
2002-06-05 12:37:52 PM
Chrisifa,
Haha, that's funny. 93'? What would that have made her? 10? 11?

Can we get beyond this, pleeeease?
 
2002-06-05 12:38:14 PM
Does "totally authentic" mean "completely fake" in your world?
 
Displayed 50 of 113 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report