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(Rolling Stone) Boobies Vote for the hottest Natalie Portman Rolling Stone photo (SFW)   ( ) divider line
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2002-06-05 11:50:52 AM  
<img src="​/content /1961796/Images/00297640.jpg".
Here is the one where she is holding onto my pot plant and keeping that bun that I stuck in her oven warm.

Vote for my unborn child !!!
2002-06-05 12:16:55 PM  
Dont take her on a bus ride
2002-06-05 12:17:51 PM  
Kittens will die!
2002-06-05 12:18:41 PM  
None of them were that great, IMO. I guess #2 if I voted but I didn't vote so it really doesn't matter, does it?

My head hurts.
2002-06-05 12:20:11 PM  
ok, they have a pic of her at 11 years old from "the specialist" or whatever it was called in the "Hottest Photo" contest.

cmon, that's not right.
2002-06-05 12:20:59 PM  
My favorite is the picture of her and I in my mind right now!

That's the spot baby!
2002-06-05 12:21:03 PM  
There are too many clothes in the way. I can't get a good look. Therefore I cannot allow myself to vote.
2002-06-05 12:21:09 PM  
Hmmm... I don't know. I really like that "Tie fighter"-inspired doo...
2002-06-05 12:21:32 PM  
She looks great in motion pictures, but she looks like a stick figure in photos.
2002-06-05 12:22:08 PM  
2002-06-05 12:22:10 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-06-05 12:22:14 PM  
saw her around harvard twice. once when i crashed a formal there, another at a lecture. i'll tell you what...she's much, much cuter in real life. i vote for real life.
2002-06-05 12:22:20 PM  
Not worth putting up with all the pop ups. If they'd had a couple of shots with her in that Princess Leah-type outfit with the slashed fabric exposing her belly that would have been a different story.
2002-06-05 12:22:21 PM  
No pics of her playing with her dolls?

"And I didn't see you playing with your dolls again sir!"
2002-06-05 12:22:39 PM  
Bad_CRC - the Professional you mean. "the specialist" was that tripe with Stallone
2002-06-05 12:22:55 PM  
doesn't do anything for my FatNutZ
2002-06-05 12:23:17 PM  
I Agree, Bad_CRC.
2002-06-05 12:23:19 PM  
That would be "The Professional" "The Specialist" was the craptacular movie with Stalone and Sharon Stone.
2002-06-05 12:23:43 PM  
Anyone remember what her real name was when someone disclosed it? Gershlag

mmmmmmmmm, gershlag
2002-06-05 12:24:17 PM​ent/1961 796/Images/00297640.jpg

Is this what I think it is? A sequal to the Professional with Natalie Portman as a hitman?
2002-06-05 12:24:24 PM  
Damn you MonkeyButler. You prove my theory that all monkies are evil.
2002-06-05 12:24:33 PM  
Might be construed as kiddie pron to view that stuff.

Hot? Only pic she didn't look 14 in was the cover, where she had three inches of makeup on.
2002-06-05 12:24:45 PM  
It's "The Professional" Bad_CRC. Not that you'd ever comment on something you know nothing about. (see last thread)
2002-06-05 12:24:55 PM  
She makes me horny.
2002-06-05 12:24:59 PM  
Bad_CRC -
That would be The Professional.

Good flick. Maybe I'll vote for that pic.
2002-06-05 12:25:05 PM  
I voted for her as an 11 year old in "The Professional". Let's see how long before my computer is siezed and I'm locked up.
2002-06-05 12:25:31 PM  
Q3) What do I do if a Natalie Portman wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible!

*Scarred by yesterdays dolphin essay*
2002-06-05 12:25:36 PM  
Chrisifa: I think it was BinLaden.
2002-06-05 12:26:19 PM  
I want.
2002-06-05 12:26:49 PM  
Damn.. she's so hot.... *drools like that baby*
2002-06-05 12:27:45 PM  
What happened to the voting option of "None of The Above"?
Please, she's ok on the eyes, but those pics were a waste of bandwith.
Although , embarrased to say, when I saw her in the movie "The Professional " she made me feel tingly.
And slightly dirty. What a wierd movie.
2002-06-05 12:27:49 PM

NSFW totally authentic photo of natalie
2002-06-05 12:28:24 PM  
You magnificent Utter_bastard! I read your book!
2002-06-05 12:28:34 PM  
I like #2 she's damn cute, ive heard she's a real biatch though typical of Long Island chicks
2002-06-05 12:30:02 PM  
Where's this one?

[image from too old to be available]
2002-06-05 12:30:57 PM  
I know guys who have Pregant Women fetishes.
2002-06-05 12:30:57 PM  
Which one I was a Highschool Psychopath or The big book of Cthulu stories for kids
2002-06-05 12:31:03 PM  
Bring on the hoola-hoop.
2002-06-05 12:31:17 PM  
I'm going for the R.Kelly Jailbait vote
[image from too old to be available]
Natalie Portman in The Professional.
2002-06-05 12:32:06 PM  

Who told you that was authentic? Looks like a bad Photoshop to me...
2002-06-05 12:32:09 PM  
I'd vote for The Prfessional one but I fear our attorney general.
2002-06-05 12:33:21 PM  
These aren't doing anything for me. She was good looking in Star Wars, but other than that I don't think she's that hot.
2002-06-05 12:33:44 PM  
WTF is with all this Natalie Portman hype?????
She's a farking mutt! You star wars geeks need to get a realdoll or a dolphin!
2002-06-05 12:33:45 PM  
I'm sorry she really doesn't do anything for me. Maybe its her lack of boobies. I don't know.
2002-06-05 12:34:13 PM  
Only time I have found her appealing is in most recent Star Wars after that creature tears the midriff off the tight white outfit.

That was worth the price of admission.
2002-06-05 12:34:22 PM  
None of those are really that great. She is hot, but she doesn't photograph well, aparently. She needs a few lessons from Britney Spears. (Don't do the boob job tho)...
2002-06-05 12:36:05 PM  
Who cares? She's got to be fairly intelligent at least; I read she's double majoring in biology and psychology at harvard.

Then again, harvard inflates its grades through the roof, but still.
2002-06-05 12:36:31 PM  
Skinink .........
My thought exactly........"None of the Above"

Yep, "dirty" describes it....I know.
2002-06-05 12:37:52 PM  
Haha, that's funny. 93'? What would that have made her? 10? 11?

Can we get beyond this, pleeeease?
2002-06-05 12:38:14 PM  
Does "totally authentic" mean "completely fake" in your world?
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