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(Tampa Bay Online)   Department of Homeland Security press secretary arrested for trying to seduce 14-year-old girl online   (news.tbo.com) divider line 399
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2006-04-04 09:52:40 PM  
They are always 14, ever notice that?
I would suggest that the cops vary it up a bit but it's not like the creeps trying this crap are savvy enough to figure it out.
 
2006-04-04 09:56:59 PM  
img.fark.com

Ahem....

Sweater Girl: They are always 14, ever notice that?

Those are the hottest!
 
2006-04-04 09:58:45 PM  
AOL Instant Messenger

I blame AOL Time Warner, and the terrorists.
 
2006-04-04 09:59:20 PM  
Window seat, eh The_Synergism?
:)
 
2006-04-04 09:59:23 PM  
Sweater Girl: are savvy enough to figure it out.

Department of Homeland Security Press Secretary

I guess I shouldn't be too surprised...
 
2006-04-04 09:59:25 PM  
Ha ha. PWNED!!

I'm sure he'll toss out.."wasn't me at the PC", I was coducting my own investigations." type defense.
 
2006-04-04 10:00:10 PM  
wait. that's illegal?
 
2006-04-04 10:00:15 PM  
Sweater Girl: Window seat, eh The_Synergism?
:)

Only if you're riding shotgun with me!

or

There's a healthy supply of 14 year old girls in the aisle...then I want the aisle seat.
 
2006-04-04 10:00:43 PM  
I blame AOL Time Warner, and the terrorists.

You mean they aren't one in the same?!?
 
2006-04-04 10:02:15 PM  
"Your doin' a helluva job there, Brain Doyle."

/one ticket
// next to The_Synergism if you please
 
2006-04-04 10:02:17 PM  
Why does the FBI hate America?
 
2006-04-04 10:03:13 PM  
Why are people so farked in the head? Seriously. Just wrong. Just so very wrong.
 
2006-04-04 10:03:23 PM  
I keep getting older and they stay the same age...

/gig
//i
///tey
 
2006-04-04 10:03:41 PM  
willowpondlane.com

Oh, come on, like this wasn't a tip off or anything.....
 
2006-04-04 10:04:06 PM  
Why does the FBI hate America?

Beacuse it hates *everything*... Why else?
 
2006-04-04 10:04:32 PM  
Doh... that's got to hurt one's career.

Megain: wait. that's illegal?

Depends highly on your age... I'd imagine a small percent of farkers could actually tap that legally.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-04-04 10:05:52 PM  
I would suggest that the cops vary it up a bit

There is a pilot from Massachusetts who tried to join the mile high club last week with a "15 year old girl" he met online.
 
2006-04-04 10:05:57 PM  
PhysicsJunky: I'd imagine a small percent of farkers could actually tap that legally.

Please refrain from using the phrase "tap that" when referring to a 14 year old girl.

Thanks.
 
2006-04-04 10:06:08 PM  
PhysicsJunky: I'd imagine a small percent of farkers could actually tap that legally.

Point me to the state that supports this and I shall be there!
 
2006-04-04 10:06:29 PM  
LineNoise: Oh, come on, like this wasn't a tip off or anything.....

OK, that's funny right there.
 
2006-04-04 10:06:41 PM  
ZAZ:

There is a pilot from Massachusetts who tried to join the mile high club last week with a "15 year old girl" he met online.

At least he wasn't drunk and flying the plane
 
2006-04-04 10:06:46 PM  
Sweater Girl:

I would suggest that the cops vary it up a bit but it's not like the creeps trying this crap are savvy enough to figure it out.

Half of it has to be that people in that higher of a position think that they can get away with everything. Their position in life is the only thing that separates them from the dumbarses that you hear of more in the news.

At least he gets consolation from Tom Delay, knowing he wasn't the only one to lose his job today!
 
2006-04-04 10:06:59 PM  
No_47: I blame AOL Time Warner, and the terrorists.

I blame protestants and mandatory public education. It's actually rather recent that this type of thing was illegal. Somewhere around the turn of the century.
 
2006-04-04 10:07:11 PM  
ZAZ: join the mile high club last week with a "15 year old girl" he met online.

Good times, good times.

/Alright....I'm stopping now before someone actually thinks I'm a perv.
 
2006-04-04 10:07:56 PM  
biorhythmist: Please refrain from using the phrase "tap that" when referring to a 14 year old girl.

Thanks.


If I had said that in reference to myself it would have been bad... but to some 15 year old? It's not that uncommon.
 
2006-04-04 10:07:58 PM  
PhysicsJunky:

Depends highly on your age... I'd imagine a small percent of farkers could actually tap that legally.

The_Synergism: Point me to the state that supports this and I shall be there!

Does Canada count as a state?
 
2006-04-04 10:08:42 PM  
PhysicsJunky: I blame protestants and mandatory public education. It's actually rather recent that this type of thing was illegal. Somewhere around the turn of the century.

I should clarify that was sarcastic and I'm against pedophiles all the way.
 
2006-04-04 10:08:53 PM  
Who wants to bet the creep has actually done this before, successfully?

Perhaps a number of times, with other girls?
 
2006-04-04 10:09:02 PM  
embowafa: Does Canada count as a state?

You can tap 14 year olds in Canada?
 
2006-04-04 10:09:37 PM  
Voramyr: Who wants to bet the creep has actually done this before, successfully?

Perhaps a number of times, with other girls?


Ewwwwww.....gross!
 
2006-04-04 10:09:46 PM  
So...to review...this guy was trying to solicit sex from a 14 year old?

B-B-B-BUT CLINTON!!!!
 
2006-04-04 10:09:57 PM  
Voramyr: Who wants to bet the creep has actually done this before, successfully?

Perhaps a number of times, with other girls?


I'd take that bet, they typically have.
 
2006-04-04 10:10:25 PM  
The creeps are dumb enough to believe a 14 year old wants to meet them, I'm not giving them enough credit to believe they'll catch on that it's always a 14 year old.
 
2006-04-04 10:10:26 PM  
I'm tempted to post the huge naked guy "14/F/Cali" pic. I won't.
 
2006-04-04 10:11:02 PM  
Dusk-You-n-Me: I'm tempted to post the huge naked guy "14/F/Cali" pic. I won't.

Thank you.
 
2006-04-04 10:11:22 PM  
And homosexuals are a security risk.
 
2006-04-04 10:12:06 PM  
img73.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-04 10:13:30 PM  
The_Synergism: You can tap 14 year olds in Canada?

Supposedly. I have no real idea though.
 
2006-04-04 10:13:42 PM  
that's it...let's shut down the internet. When nice young wimmins waggle their thangs...it's time to shut this evil thang down.
 
2006-04-04 10:13:59 PM  
DHShunglikemule has signed on

imnotacop: OMG!
DHShunglikemule:Did you take the pictures I requested?
imnotacop: lol check ur email
DHShunglikemule: Excellent! It's been a long day. I had to gloss over at least 5 mistakes and make the press believe me
imnotacop: when r u going to send me a free badge? I need it fr showntell
imnotacop: lol, *for* sry
DHShunglikemule: When I get the new ones in. Turn on your webcam


...yeah I'm bored at work but this is entirely too spooky to continue. Have at it souless farkers.
 
2006-04-04 10:14:07 PM  
PhysicsJunky: Depends highly on your age... I'd imagine a small percent of farkers could actually tap that legally.

i was just curious

(i live in missouri)
 
2006-04-04 10:16:09 PM  
Megain: i was just curious

(i live in missouri)


I thought so... but people need to stop quoting me on that. It didn't come out critical so much as creepy.
 
2006-04-04 10:16:25 PM  
Sweater Girl: yeah I'm bored at work but this is entirely too spooky to continue.


That was hilarious until it took an ominous turn at the end.
 
2006-04-04 10:16:44 PM  
PhysicsJunky

I was suggesting you choose your point of view more carefully so as to not come across so creepy.

A 15-year old could be thinking "hey, I can legally tap that"

vs.

In some places a 15-year old could legally tap that

It's a subtle distinction, I know, and probably just my opinion, but there ya go.
 
2006-04-04 10:18:04 PM  
ugh, that came out wrong. Keep in mind this dude was talking to a male cop the entire time. Which makes it even better.
I wonder if the police take courses in netspeak and how to talk like a 14 year old girl.
 
2006-04-04 10:18:34 PM  
Cripes. I hope this is greenlit.
 
2006-04-04 10:19:25 PM  
imnotacop: when r u going to send me a free badge? I need it fr showntell
imnotacop: lol, *for* sry
DHShunglikemule: We don't need no steenking badges!


.
 
2006-04-04 10:20:09 PM  
biorhythmist: I was suggesting you choose your point of view more carefully so as to not come across so creepy.

Yeah, just beat you to correcting myself. The comment was actually meant to be satire with a hint of realism more than a suggestion.

//I'm not that old either... so it didn't register that quick in my mind
 
2006-04-04 10:21:09 PM  
TwistedIvory: Cripes. I hope this is greenlit.

Knowing the mods they'll green the thread above it with a whooping six comments, just to mess with us.
 
2006-04-04 10:21:12 PM  
Sweater Girl:

I wonder if the police take courses in netspeak and how to talk like a 14 year old girl.

They do. There was some news story where some FBI agent brought in his two jr high age daughters and taught the FBI how to talk like little 13 year old girls. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry at the whole episode.

And if that cop was straight, I wonder how he felt after "enjoying" all the sexual come-ons directed at him from another guy? Talk about a mind job...
 
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