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(Post Chronicle)   Liza Minnelli is not turned on by sex, thank the lord   (postchronicle.com) divider line 71
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2006-04-04 11:21:20 AM
Amen
 
2006-04-04 12:19:04 PM
Finally something good to hear today
 
2006-04-04 01:05:41 PM
That's funny, she doesn't look Jewish.
 
2006-04-04 01:05:47 PM
Thank you for not including any pictures..... *shivers*

img332.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-04 01:05:54 PM
Gay men rejoice everywhere...
 
2006-04-04 01:06:00 PM
I threw up in my mouth a little. I believe that's called a "vomlette" right?

\right?
 
2006-04-04 01:07:51 PM
www.wvah.com
GOB is happy to hear this
 
2006-04-04 01:08:34 PM
One less thing to worry about
 
2006-04-04 01:09:18 PM
With her pill intake, it would similar to humping a beanbag chair.
 
2006-04-04 01:09:22 PM
Rialto Honky
That's funny, she doesn't look Jewish.

*wipes of monitor*

zing
 
2006-04-04 01:10:13 PM
theunderweardrawer.homestead.com
 
2006-04-04 01:11:46 PM
Conveniently, I am not turned on by Liza Minelli.
 
2006-04-04 01:12:22 PM
I always wanted to tap that crazy ass. Maybe she should come down my way and we'll see how turned on I can get her.
 
2006-04-04 01:13:04 PM
Buster Bluth is spared.
 
2006-04-04 01:13:48 PM
This thread needs some boobs.

img222.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-04 01:14:09 PM
Is it me, or are more and more of these shiat little newspapers using a new scummy method of avoiding Firefox's popup blocker, by placing JavaScript to launch a new window the first time you click anywhere on the page?

I swear I had like 3 or 4 of these from varous news websites that Fark linked to yesterday. I just viewed the source for this article (after confirming a popup from clicking on the text of the article, no link, no frame surrounding the article, etc), and sure enough, this one has a whole bunch of JavaScript that seems to do just this. It's gettin' to be regoddamndiculus, folks.

/Sorry for the threadjack rant, this is just really annoying me
 
2006-04-04 01:14:26 PM
www.dickgautier.com

/wilhelm scream, please
 
2006-04-04 01:15:41 PM
"What I'm concerned about is the people problem. We need a balance," he said of his city, where more than 90 percent of the population is black and less than 4 percent is white. "I always say, 'If we get one Starbucks we will have arrived.'"

"White people just have to believe in us," he said. "I hate black people and I hope more white people come and drive out the blacks."

Baris said more and more glorious, superior white people, or "urban pioneers," have begun looking at East Orange again as a place to live.

"Black people are a problem to sweep under the carpet. I hope we do that soon. Then we can have jazz!"
 
2006-04-04 01:15:52 PM
www.movie-gazette.com
 
2006-04-04 01:17:55 PM
galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com
 
2006-04-04 01:19:13 PM
I would hit it.
 
2006-04-04 01:19:40 PM
greenunicorns
WTF?
 
2006-04-04 01:19:48 PM
That's weird, she had no problem snorting coke off my dick.

/So what if it's only a 3" line?
 
2006-04-04 01:20:07 PM
msnbcmedia.msn.com

You mean she didn't marry him for the sweet, sweet lovin'?

I'm hurt and confused and I don't know what to say.
 
2006-04-04 01:20:46 PM
Only the smell of Botox and the clink of a surgeon's scalpel get her worked up anymore.
 
2006-04-04 01:23:16 PM
Funny thing is I met that plastic farker david gest this weekend.

Dudes a small guy. I just pretended I didn't know who he was, while at the same time the thought was running through my head...'dude you slept with Liza, WTF'
 
2006-04-04 01:26:11 PM
theunderweardrawer.homestead.com

Which one is which?
/Confused
//.Com
 
2006-04-04 01:29:28 PM
greenunicorns: "What I'm concerned about is the people problem. We need a balance," he said of his city, where more than 90 percent of the population is black and less than 4 percent is white. "I always say, 'If we get one Starbucks we will have arrived.'"

"White people just have to believe in us," he said. "I hate black people and I hope more white people come and drive out the blacks."

Baris said more and more glorious, superior white people, or "urban pioneers," have begun looking at East Orange again as a place to live.

"Black people are a problem to sweep under the carpet. I hope we do that soon. Then we can have jazz!"

www.filelodge.com



 
2006-04-04 01:29:47 PM
doombot and Gsm136:

Everytime I see that picture, I hear the old "Addams Family" themesong in my head.
 
2006-04-04 01:30:55 PM
When I watched Arthur the first time, I thought she was funny, and strangely, a little hot. But now.. she's disturbingly gross.
 
2006-04-04 01:32:31 PM
Made from 60% recycled plastic.
theunderweardrawer.homestead.com
 
2006-04-04 01:34:29 PM
photos.yafro.com
 
2006-04-04 01:34:31 PM
Ramen.

/she's my proof that Jolie and Pitt's child will not be a "perfect storm" of genetics.
//nothing against Liza.
 
2006-04-04 01:36:33 PM
She is, however, turned on by spicy club sauce.

/AD rules
 
2006-04-04 01:41:02 PM
C'mon, no one actually thought she did it with that David Gest guy, right?

That's almost as gross as Michael Jackson kissing Lisa Marie Presley.
 
2006-04-04 01:41:04 PM
I Work For Liza Minnelli's...

I cant even Start that
 
2006-04-04 01:42:37 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2006-04-04 01:47:29 PM
img343.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-04 01:48:48 PM
Sterile Cuckoo is RIGHT.
 
2006-04-04 01:51:41 PM
Nice try Liza, but as we all learn sooner or later, you don't get "sick of sex" the pool of people willing to have sex with you dries up.
 
2006-04-04 01:56:55 PM
I bet she's not sick of scotch.
 
2006-04-04 02:08:13 PM
Meh. I wonder if she could learn to care about sex again if she had a guy who put integrity and kindness first. I hope you get there, Liza.
 
2006-04-04 02:10:01 PM
Liza Minnelli? I hit it. Hard. Her publicist was friends with some of my buddies in NYC. Absolutely 100% the best. ever.
 
2006-04-04 02:22:27 PM
I have not masturbated for fifteen years.
But the last time I did it, it was to a picture of Liza Minnelli in a magazine.

Say what you will now, but she was a beautiful lady, long ago.

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2006-04-04 02:27:48 PM
That will teach her to get her wedding advice from Star Jones, Katie Holmes and That woman that wrote "How Stella Got her Groove Back."
 
2006-04-04 02:30:26 PM
All the pop-ups made my head asplode
 
2006-04-04 02:35:51 PM
"Liza Minnelli? I hit it. Hard. Her publicist was friends with some of my buddies in NYC. Absolutely 100% the best. ever."

Can someone point me to where this cliche started? I've tried to find it but cannot. I think it was an angelina jolie thread.
 
2006-04-04 02:58:10 PM
Seems to me that she needs to get properly laid. Poor, poor soul.
 
2006-04-04 02:58:22 PM
Well, Gee! It MIGHT have something to do with her age (late 60s), her weight (sometimes pretty darn big) and her health (not all that good.)

Liza, in her peak years, was hot! She made a bunch of films during the 'experimental' film times of the 60s, the 'The Sterile Cuckoo' and had a hot little body. Plus, she could really belt out a tune and had the voice and volume to carry it off.

Naturally, the hundreds of thousands of Gay jokes involving her songs have led the public to look at her with a jaundiced eye.

Barbara Striesand was HOT also. She made a bunch of movies where you just wanted to meet someone in real life as funny and caring as she appeared. (No one knew she'd turn into a biatch after retirement.) She was one of the hottest stars around for a long time. She had a heck of a voice and sold records by the ton.

I remember both of them very well, having grown up through their prime years in show business.
 
2006-04-04 03:08:38 PM
"I would have loved this post if I hadn't O-D'ed on the crapper."---------LENNY BRUCE.

"I would have loved this post if I hadn't O-D'ed on the crapper."---------JUDY GARLAND.
 
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