What's "venemous"?

relax ZAZ, they could have said third leg.

why is it when nudists are mentioned it's never the hot kind?

At least he didn't try to stick his pee-pee in the hole for a little burrowsecks. That would be wrong, but this... this is just plain funny.

/buttocksecks

The heroic spider lit off the petrol before the nekkid fat fark could get back.

does this all happen ... ON A PLANE?

G-This 'H' - At least he didn't try to stick his pee-pee in the hole for a little burrowsecks.
No, that would have involved a backdoor spider, not the trapdoor one.

Hmmm....

Petrol, fire and nekkedness do not go together well.

therealburkazoid: why is it when nudists are mentioned it's never the hot kind?
I'd take a guess and say he was pretty hot

/rimshot please
//thank you I'll be here all week

upper leg


he he

That would have been a good story if they could have worked in car chases with aliens.

G-This 'H': At least he didn't try to stick his pee-pee in the hole for a little burrowsecks.


That would have been funnier, especially if the spider was a funnel web.

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junction of the Wollondilly and Wingecarribee rivers, west of Bowral.

You Aussies and your crazy place names. You crack me up.
Here in America we have easy place names like Chillicothe, Piqua, Paducah, Winnemucca, and Tucumcari.
I live in the Mid-West of the US which is neither in the 'Mid' of the US, nor the 'west' of the US. Actually, the state I live in is on the northern border of the county and one state away from the east coast. But its the 'mid-west'.
Why can't the world be more organized like we are?
Maybe then goofy naked foreigners wouldn't be burning off their "upper leg".

Did he say "Watch this!" before he did it?

mouser_inc: therealburkazoid: why is it when nudists are mentioned it's never the hot kind?

I'd take a guess and say he was pretty hot

I'd go further and say he was probably smoking hot.

was it a brown recluse spider? with necrotic flesh inducing bite/venom?


/ is scared of brown recluse spiders
// has started drinking to forget brown recluse spiders
/// is going outside now for a little target practice on a beautiful NH day.
//// slashy goodness and 'live free or die'

hahahaha!!!!

I'll have to say, this thread is just fine without pics.

Universal truths:

I once heard it said that a man should never cook bacon while in the nude.

I think we could extend that to most activities involving fire.

/naked campouts are good, though

Comedy Gold (tm)

Wait, it said his upper leg and buttocks were burnt... did he try to light his fart to ignite the petrol?

If spiders could laugh, that one would be RAWLHWSO (rolling across web laughing his web-shooter off).

How exactly do you go from "I'm not wearing any clothes" to "I should light some things on fire and stand near them"?

they didn't mention the most important thing. did he kill the damn spider?

What a scandelous story.

GungFu
I'd go further and say he was probably smoking hot.

Ah, the stench of burning nudist... smells like... stupidity? Crisp, smoldering stupidity.

In his defense, I did once use the oven nude.
/Was wearing oven mits though
//Still dosen't answer the much larger question of who is dumb enough to light a gaoline fire while naked.

The man's lack of clothing probably contributed to the extent of his burns

Probably? I think we can just go ahead and confirm that one, eh?

/Raid > gasoline as an insecticide
//Silly ozzies

Something tells me April 2nd is Australia's April 1st

Another story about nudists and venemous spiders. And an explosion asploshun.

/There. Fixed that for ya.

This far along in TFT and no Clock Spider?

JohnGaltDiscGolfer, this one's for you:

If you know anything about funnel spiders, you would have tried to burn it to kingdom come too!

they make brown recluse seem like an amusement park ride.

The spider was last seen shutting the door, muttering something about 'job done.'