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MuppetPastor		2006-03-31 10:04:42 AM

found it to be extremely aggressive.

Yup, sounds like someone is a devout follower of Allah.

Frotteur		2006-03-31 10:11:03 AM

That must be quite the cock.

strangeguitar		2006-03-31 10:13:37 AM

Allah likes to rock out with his c*ck out

the_gospel_of_thomas		2006-03-31 10:15:55 AM

buried_alive		2006-03-31 10:18:58 AM

So, wouldn't the rooster be considered a martyr if they ate it? Mmmm...martyr noodle soup.

Digitalstrange		2006-03-31 10:20:54 AM

I have never had conversational
www.fivepointscolumbia.com

relations with that God

supichoo		2006-03-31 10:24:47 AM

damn, i've always identified my religion as 'rooster worship'. now i'm going to have to find something else.

ZAZ		2006-03-31 10:52:15 AM

I don't think it was Allah speaking through the rooster. Like many who are in danger, the rooster found God. And was saved.

smooshie		2006-03-31 11:04:06 AM

Silly Muslims, looking for Allah in a rooster. Everyone knows he's really with the fish.

2DShooter		2006-03-31 11:32:54 AM

So *that's* why the Muslims give so much power to the people with the cocks.

Jack31081		2006-03-31 11:33:12 AM

You can name your child Mohommad.

You can assume he's taken the form of a goddamn chicken.

But never, ever, draw a picture of him.

prowler8		2006-03-31 11:36:29 AM

Dumbasses (not just these dudes - anyone of any religion who thinks an omnipotent being would show itself in such a lame-assed way)

/durka durka

lunarworks		2006-03-31 11:37:48 AM

Better check the chickens in the flock, too. Maybe one of them has a very hard to distinguish image of the Virgin Mary on it.

luckybastard		2006-03-31 11:38:31 AM

The submitter really should have used 'cock' instead of 'rooster' in the headline.

Wizzin		2006-03-31 11:39:16 AM

Time to kill the farking rooster.

MinkeyMan		2006-03-31 11:39:26 AM

I wanted to post some sort of 'cock punch' gag... but it's been a long week and I'm too tired to think of anything.

mpmalj		2006-03-31 11:40:06 AM

The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, withouT a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.
-Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love.

Minus1Kelvin		2006-03-31 11:40:34 AM

Allah must love that cock.

catchow		2006-03-31 11:41:41 AM

Big...muslim...chicken

Darkfalz		2006-03-31 11:42:06 AM

COCK A DERKA DERKA DOO!

helix400		2006-03-31 11:42:15 AM

cockadoodlejihad!

/Got nothing.

potato_chip_eating_geek		2006-03-31 11:42:31 AM

any more nutty than people worshipping the jesus like patterns of a salt stain under an overpass or worshipping toast that seems to have a portrait of jesus?

Koalaesq		2006-03-31 11:42:47 AM

I'm sorry, but NO rooster noise sounds like "dirka dirka", which we all know is how you say "Allah".

Silly Muslims.

helix400		2006-03-31 11:43:06 AM

Darkfalz

Dang, beat me by 9 seconds, and you came up with a much better joke.

/Hangs head in shame

gideon		2006-03-31 11:43:31 AM

Funny: Allah speaks though a Rooster
Not Funny: Jesus and his extened family contstantly show up in food products, oil spils and doors...

Hmmm...

//just sayin'

Double-oh Steven		2006-03-31 11:44:14 AM

She told BBC World Service's Reporting Religion programme that a lion in Azerbaijan was said to have roared the word "Allah" every time the call to prayer was issued.

Aslan unavailable for comment.

Fool_Marquis		2006-03-31 11:46:04 AM

Anyone want to make a hen in a burka?

python1		2006-03-31 11:46:13 AM

found it to be extremely aggressive.

Yup gotta be a Muslim coq.

/yeah I went there
//I'll go again if you dont stop
///hehehe I said coq

Minus1Kelvin		2006-03-31 11:46:36 AM

gideon: Funny: Allah speaks though a Rooster
Not Funny: Jesus and his extened family contstantly show up in food products, oil spils and doors...

No, they are both pretty funny (and stupid)...

Fear No God		2006-03-31 11:47:17 AM

I have a feeling there is going to be a follow up with this farkin chicken on ebay.

ctenidae		2006-03-31 11:47:24 AM

Allah's still lagging Jesus in the "Improbably Sightings" category, but with the addition of the Amazing Talking Cock, he's certainly gained some ground. I think we can expect to see Jesus tag out to Mary soon, as Team Christian makes a new effort to stay ahead of Team Islam in this exciting match up of super-religions.

Mouthwatering_Monkeys		2006-03-31 11:48:18 AM

Shut Up Allah, You Cock?

Biff_Steel		2006-03-31 11:48:20 AM

religion of peeps?

safeinsane		2006-03-31 11:49:01 AM

Always figured that Allah to be a bit cocky.

obz		2006-03-31 11:49:40 AM

Kyrgyzstan...

I can never get over than name.

/a e i o u and sometimes 'y'

KlumTheFark		2006-03-31 11:52:37 AM

Submitter gets it wrong again

Submitter is a post whore!

Post whore = some one who drtfa completely and hurriedly posts it as a headline just so he/she can get green lit.

The cock was not a medium.

catchow		2006-03-31 11:55:32 AM

KlumTheFark

The cock was not a medium.

Was it a large, then?

littleguy		2006-03-31 11:56:48 AM

I understand where Mr. Ismatullayev is coming from... this really shook me up when I took it out of the oven:

I swear I didn't put it in like that.

the_gospel_of_thomas		2006-03-31 11:57:06 AM

catchow ~ "Big...muslim...chicken" ~

Where is your God now?

/ ... you are big ... you are a chicken ....

prowler8		2006-03-31 11:58:34 AM

catchow: Was it a large, then?

Reminds me of that story (urban myth?) of the U.S.A.F dropping extra large condoms over Russia during the Cold War - the condoms were all labelled "medium", this would give the Russians an inferiority complex!

MiaCulpa		2006-03-31 12:03:15 PM

Mary consistently makes her self visible in stains, and her son is notorious for showing up on grilled cheese and poorly-sealed windows.

/then there's the whole "bible" thing...

alagregg		2006-03-31 12:06:22 PM

and i thought islam was meant to be the religion of Geese !

mindbomb33		2006-03-31 12:10:15 PM

The sound of the cockerel was then recorded on a mobile phone, and its life was spared.

Them foringners got cellphones now?

blahpers		2006-03-31 12:11:33 PM

Koalaesq: I'm sorry, but NO rooster noise sounds like "dirka dirka", which we all know is how you say "Allah".

I dunno, I could kinda hear it now. "Dirka-dirka-doo!"

marzipanic		2006-03-31 12:11:58 PM

marzipanic		2006-03-31 12:12:36 PM

/not mine
//dont know whose

RaoulDuke		2006-03-31 12:14:07 PM

A holy man gave two men each a rooster and said,
"go kill them where no one can see."

One man went behind a fence and killed the rooster.

The other man walked around for two days and
came back with the rooster.

The holy man said,
"you didn't kill the rooster?"

The man said,
"Well, everywhere I go, the rooster sees."

albo		2006-03-31 12:16:38 PM

The cock was not a medium.

yes, we should have absolute accuracy here at fark and not exagerate at all for sake of the funny. it is a news site, after all, right?