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(Cosmiverse)   Women are better liars than men   ( divider line
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4430 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jun 2002 at 12:42 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-06-04 04:30:19 AM  
the hell they are..
2002-06-04 09:14:26 AM  
"The longer it takes you to formulate what you are going to say the more likely you are to pause, so the more likely you are going to use an 'um' or an 'ah' to fill the gap."

That describes every politician on the face of the planet. Seriously. Listen to any interview with ANY politician; "As for deficits, uh, I, uh, believe we uh, have full control uh... of this year's uh..." Frustrating really when they won't just get to the freaking point and stop 'uh-ing' every third word.
2002-06-04 09:22:20 AM  
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
(SLAYERSWINE lights a bong.)
Ha Ha Ha etc...
2002-06-04 10:24:16 AM  
[image from too old to be available]? I thought it was [image from too old to be available].
2002-06-04 10:27:27 AM  
Women are sluts. Plain and simple.
2002-06-04 10:49:36 AM  
if so, here's someone that will go far.

[image from too old to be available]
2002-06-04 12:45:49 PM  
Women are sluts. Plain and simple.

Did your dad tell you that?
2002-06-04 12:45:54 PM  

Unless you're talking about that Ann Coulter whore, or that lying sack of manure known as Lucianne Goldberg.
2002-06-04 12:46:17 PM  
Who wants to bet that the article was written by a man with something to hide?
2002-06-04 12:46:27 PM  
Fb - you are a very angry person aren't you?
2002-06-04 12:46:29 PM  
Like Chris Rock says...

Men lie about everything. But, they're little, stupid lies. Like, "Where was I? I was at Mike's house, watching the game."

When women lie, it's stuff like, "It's your baby."
2002-06-04 12:46:46 PM  
"It's your baby. See? He's even got your hat."

-Chris Rock
2002-06-04 12:47:16 PM  
Guy Incognito,
Is it me or does that picture you posted scream out
"Don't want dick tonight, eat my pussy right or you'll be DEAD MUTHA FUGGER!"
Hilary looks like she is posing for her Gustapo I.D. badge.
2002-06-04 12:47:22 PM  
"I've got a headache..."

2002-06-04 12:47:24 PM  
I just asked my wife if it was true, she said: No.
2002-06-04 12:48:06 PM  
I like hats.
2002-06-04 12:48:09 PM  
Oh yeay? Well check this out:

[sincerely] "No, honey, you look great in that, of course it doesn't make your ass look fat."

and i got a million more where that came from!
2002-06-04 12:49:35 PM  
As far as they know they're better liars. Who's the judge of this? They probably asked women if they thought they were better liars. Maybe the study just proved that they think they're better liars.
2002-06-04 12:49:36 PM  
Of course women are better liars. Practice makes perfect, ya know.
2002-06-04 12:50:02 PM  
Of course they women are better liars, they have more practice.

2002-06-04 12:50:14 PM  
How about "it's the biggest I've seen" or "you're the best".

Or is it just me...
2002-06-04 12:50:26 PM  
If you ever get caught tappin another honey, just tell her that you were kidnapped and thats why you were gone for 2 straight weeks.
2002-06-04 12:50:37 PM  
Damn you, OCM.
2002-06-04 12:51:06 PM  
I love Slayerswine.
2002-06-04 12:51:34 PM  
It's all in the eyes. Women will give it away every time with their eyes.
2002-06-04 12:52:25 PM  
better at saying the words maybe - but what about content?
2002-06-04 12:52:30 PM  
"Homer, that's the worst name I ever heard."
2002-06-04 12:52:34 PM  
Hey, I'll put an Enron exec or a Catholic priest up against a woman any day.
2002-06-04 12:53:04 PM  
its true, i can tell you from personal expierence.

women are better liars because its all they do, they have no hearts
2002-06-04 12:53:08 PM  
No, we're not. *flutters eyelashes and reveals cleavage*
2002-06-04 12:53:13 PM  
You know a women isn't lying when her mouth isn't moving.
2002-06-04 12:54:13 PM  
Bijou is hot! And that's no lie.
2002-06-04 12:54:26 PM  
Does this make female lawyers the biggest liars of all?
2002-06-04 12:54:47 PM  
Fb- must of read this book!
[image from too old to be available]
2002-06-04 12:55:10 PM  
Ironbar : "that lying sack of manure known as Lucianne Goldberg."

I hate that biatch. I was glad to see Hillary win only because it would piss her off.
2002-06-04 12:55:57 PM  
Funny, I've never had a woman lie to me......

Damn cosmiverse :)
2002-06-04 12:56:59 PM  
Has anyone else noticed that white people are better liars than black people?

I'll hang up and listen to your response.
2002-06-04 12:57:03 PM  
I could say that this isn't true, but it's not like anyone would believe me when I said it.
2002-06-04 12:57:10 PM  
Wait. So that's not my mom?
2002-06-04 12:57:40 PM  
I can always tell when my girlfriend is lying. When she says "seriously" in a statement, that statement is a lie. She could just announce "I'm lying" and it wouldn't be any clearer. It's very convenient.
2002-06-04 12:58:28 PM  
as frankie would say....
[image from too old to be available]
2002-06-04 12:58:59 PM  
It's not necessarily that we're better liars, but men more ignorant.
2002-06-04 12:59:00 PM  
Utter bullshiat.
2002-06-04 12:59:02 PM  
Shoot, Does that mean they can fake orgasms? Maybe I wasn't her first... :)
2002-06-04 01:00:24 PM  
Just because men lie more doesn't mean they are better at it than we are. Quality over quantity, folks. :)
2002-06-04 01:00:27 PM  
06-04-02 12:51:34 PM Savian
It's all in the eyes. Women will give it away every time with their eyes.

So true - I can talk like a champ, but I'm a HORRIBLE liar - my eyes get all shifty and I start to blush. I need more practice.
2002-06-04 01:00:51 PM  
It's not FARK, it's
2002-06-04 01:00:51 PM  
And if a women tells you she has only had 3 men before you, that means she has had at least double that...
2002-06-04 01:01:34 PM  
"How do you write women so well?"

"That's easy. I just think of a man and take away reason and accountability."

overused, but true, and contributes directly to the ability to lie.
2002-06-04 01:02:53 PM  
The last girl I dated was really scary, in that she could tell a flat-out lie without even realizing she was doing it. I honestly think she could make herself believe anything she wanted to tell me, which really threw off my radar for a while. Very frightening.

Of course, when I met her she was on stage acting in a musical I was playing for, so that should have been my first clue. Learn from my mistake, kiddies: Stay away from actresses--they are farking nuts!!
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