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(Some Guy)   For your amusement, a random list of Republican sex scandals   (dkosopedia.com) divider line 84
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2006-03-29 09:29:18 AM
"And we reach out with our hands, as if using the hands of God...and we squeeze teh boobiez like this."

www.splcenter.org
 
2006-03-29 09:35:34 AM
Hey guess what, the Democrats have a pretty long list of scandals they're guilty of as well.

Both parties are stupid.
 
2006-03-29 09:36:08 AM
But Clinton
 
2006-03-29 09:44:41 AM
At least Swaggert had the balls to admit what he did.
 
2006-03-29 09:46:22 AM
Doesn't make him any less of a slime ball...just more of a stand up slime ball...
 
2006-03-29 09:50:20 AM
Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo

yeah except we aren't trying to take the prudish highground and we didn't impeach anyone for getting a blow job.
 
2006-03-29 09:51:00 AM
Here's a good one

Ken Calvert, Congressman (R-Ca), champion of the Christian Coalition and its "family values." Sued as an alimony deadbeat by his ex-wife. Said "We can't forgive what occurred between the President and Lewinsky." In 1993 he was caught by police receiving oral sex from a prostitute and attempted to flee the scene.
 
2006-03-29 09:51:55 AM
Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo: Hey guess what, the Democrats have a pretty long list of scandals they're guilty of as well.

Yes both parties are stupid...completely agree.

But I don't recall seeing the Democrats running around like self-righteous pricks screaming about who gave who a blowjob. The Republicans love to pride themselves on being this family loving and morally pure group.

To that, I say bologna.
 
2006-03-29 09:57:09 AM
Lot of "Family loving" and "morally pure" kiddie fiddlers on that list.
 
2006-03-29 09:57:32 AM
Instead of just saying "Yeah the Dems are badd too" go get a real list of crimes. Go ahead, we'll still be here when you get back... run... dig !



That should buy some quiet time.
 
2006-03-29 09:58:19 AM
Jack W. Gardner, Republican Councilman, had been convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl. when the Republican Party, knowing of these crimes, put him on the ballot
 
2006-03-29 10:01:26 AM
Newt is the best...

Newt Gingrich, married three times. Gingrich campaign worker Anne Manning admitted that she gave Newt oral sex while he was still married to his first wife. Informed one wife he was filing for divorce while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer treatments

... that just screams "class"

/That's a long list
 
2006-03-29 10:02:50 AM
Another real gem

Neal Horsley has called for the arrest of all homosexuals. Admitted on the Fox News Radio's The Alan Colmes Show, that he's had sex with mules. Put photographs on his Web site of naked men engaging in homosexual acts and a nude woman engaging in bestiality amid shots of grotesquely maimed fetuses. Drug dealer convicted of possession of hashish with intent to sell. He calls for "the establishment of a new government, one that can obey God's plan for government."
 
2006-03-29 10:05:30 AM
Mordant: That should buy some quiet time.


You can start with this one... would you like a few more? How about this guy? And who can forget one of our favorite House members...

That enough to get you started? Let me know when you're ready for a few more...
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-03-29 10:05:59 AM
Should I switch my registration back to (R) to get the girls?
 
2006-03-29 10:06:21 AM
Ok, logistic damn near owes me a keyboard. Or at the very least, a coffee refill!
 
2006-03-29 10:06:27 AM
Why isn't this man up on terrorism charges?

Nicholas Morency, Republican anti-abortion activist, pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor
 
2006-03-29 10:12:39 AM
Kazan: Why isn't this man up on terrorism charges?



cause he's white?
 
2006-03-29 10:12:56 AM
I like the one on Geo W Bush's former girlfriend "suiciding." Yeah, sure she did. We couldn't have her ruining georgie-boy's career. I'm sure she had plenty of help reaching the afterworld. I'm not paranoid or anything.
 
2006-03-29 10:13:50 AM
zeke wait until you get to Scarborough's entry
 
2006-03-29 10:16:04 AM
submitter, let me fix that for you...


For your amusement my trolling attempt, a random list of Republican Sex Scandals

There.
 
2006-03-29 10:17:19 AM
Come on Dancin_In_Anson... You can bring up all the Democratic lawbreakers you want. It's a red herring. The Dems don't label themselves as the "law and order everytime, that's us" party. Everytime the Repubs get into power, they always claim that they are "going to clean this town up".

Now if the Dems claimed that they were the law and order bunch, then you would have something. It's not what they are doing, it's the hypocrisy of what they are saying.
 
2006-03-29 10:18:53 AM
wow, i'm impressed. we really get some good trim
 
2006-03-29 10:19:10 AM
jpbreon

best you can do is attack submitter because of the uncomfortable truth of the republican party being filled with KIDDIE PIDDLERS AND RAPISTS
 
2006-03-29 10:19:52 AM
this one cracks me up:

Dr. Laura Schlessinger, right wing conservative radio host. Promotes family values, estranged from her mother, opposes birth control, has had her tubes tied, espouses saving oneself for marriage, admits to having had sex before she was married, opposes adultery, has committed adultery while she was married, and has slept with a married man, opposes divorce, is divorced and remarried, has posed for nude photos which are available online.
 
2006-03-29 10:21:36 AM
SnowCrashed: You can bring up all the Democratic lawbreakers you want. It's a red herring.


I was under the impression that it was unpossible...

Mordant: Instead of just saying "Yeah the Dems are badd too" go get a real list of crimes. Go ahead, we'll still be here when you get back... run... dig !

That should buy some quiet time.
 
2006-03-29 10:23:08 AM
Kazan

I would swallow that pill a lot easier if he listed ALL politicians and their sex affairs. Oh, and good strawman with the "uncomfortable truth of the republican party being filled with KIDDIE PIDDLERS AND RAPISTS" bit or was that a pulled-out-of-my-ass generalization?
 
2006-03-29 10:24:31 AM
jpbreon

Um.. considering that LIST with SOURCE CITATIONS containts a fair number of rapists and kiddie piddlers it would be the truth


Now i would be interested in seeling a list of democrats.


it would be shorter

much shorter
 
2006-03-29 10:25:09 AM
Dancin_In_Anson: That enough to get you started? Let me know when you're ready for a few more...

The more skeletons get swept out of the closet the better. Too bad these things usually only come out as a means of attacking the other "team" or defending one's own.
 
2006-03-29 10:27:35 AM
of course I also wish I didn't know we blew $9 million to score a single misdemeanor charge.
 
2006-03-29 10:29:41 AM
Okay kazan

Because YOU say the list would be shorter, I'll believe you. How many Republicans have there been total? Let's say 10 million, although we all know more than that exists. There are about 100 names on there. So, 100/10,000,000 is .001% of total Republicans. Now, how is this "most"?
 
2006-03-29 10:30:23 AM
Point out to me where I said "most"

Point out to me where the democrats claim to be perfectly little moral angels.
 
2006-03-29 10:31:40 AM
Too many of these are based on the argument from silence.

"Chariset refuses to say whether or not she's had sex with a mule - so obviously she did!"

And yes, they're hypocrites. But that doesn't necessarily mean that they're wrong in their assessment of the country or in their proposed solutions. If something is true, it's true, regardless of who says it.

/and don't mock that special moment Francis and I shared.
 
2006-03-29 10:34:08 AM
jpbreon: There are about 100 names on there. So, 100/10,000,000 is .001% of total Republicans.


best defense EVARRRRRR !
 
2006-03-29 10:34:37 AM
Chariset


And yes, they're hypocrites. But that doesn't necessarily mean that they're wrong in their assessment of the country or in their proposed solutions. If something is true, it's true, regardless of who says it.

Nobody is saying that it does imply that they're wrong - it shows that they're hypocrits and do not have "the moral authority from god" they claim they have.


Incidentally they're also wrong on every single major domestic and international subject in existance.
 
2006-03-29 10:36:31 AM
On the other hand, I can't see why it should be surprising that persons doing immoral things would make major contributions to conservative Christian organizations. What better cover could there be? Why donate to the godless Democrats and raise suspicions about your moral fiber?
 
2006-03-29 10:42:28 AM
Chariset

There is also the issue of people doing wrong and seeking forgiveness for it. So they go to people who would forgive them for their sins, and seek it from God. If a person truly regrets sinning, it should be end-story.
 
2006-03-29 10:44:28 AM
jpbreon

If a person truly regrets sinning, it should be end-story.

*Yawn*

it also means they're not allowed to cast stones at others for "sinning" according to this really hippie guy they all seem to claim to follow, but don't understand a word he said.

/Atheists don't give a shiat about your "regret" for your sins and the supposed absolution that provides
//They're all still criminals - many rapists and kiddie piddlers
///They have no authority to claim "moral high ground" to cast the first stone
 
2006-03-29 10:48:04 AM
They're all still criminals - many rapists and kiddie piddlers

Cling to your hate. I say punish them because they broke the law, regardless of political leanings, and snap out of dream world when only the other side breaks the law.
 
2006-03-29 10:48:16 AM
Kazan: it shows that they're hypocrits and do not have "the moral authority from god" they claim they have.


As opposed to the Democrats who are just as sleazy as the Republicans who don't try to say they're not sleazy? I guess that gives them a gold star for not trying to hide their sleazyness...
 
2006-03-29 10:48:25 AM
Stop responding to each other and just say what you think about the article; my thoughts:

Holy sh*t, I haven't heard half this crap, and the half I have heard is the lite half. Rape, murder, sex with mules. No matter how many times you shout the Word you are still a sinful broken existence like all the rest of us.

All the parties are broken, vote independant or something, all they need is 5% to get the attack ad funding started.
 
2006-03-29 10:51:51 AM
Good jorb, submitter. I have successfully been amused.
 
2006-03-29 10:53:01 AM
jpbreon

I say punish them because they broke the law, regardless of political leanings,

No shiat sherlok farking holmes

and snap out of dream world when only the other side breaks the law.

Snap out of your arrogant farking presumption that I was doing this you ignorant farktard.

Read my goddamn posts before you insult me and claim I am doing something I didn't do you republican-party-schlong-sucking-son-of-a-biatch.

/I said the democratic list would be SHORTER not NON-EXISTANT you stupid asswipe.
 
2006-03-29 10:56:56 AM
Uh oh!! He's getting close to the point he was at last night!

It's gonna bloooooooow!!

Please, kazan, you're ruining your arguement by stooping to name calling and personal attacks. I never questioned your sexuality, so I would ask you not question mine. It has zero bearing on this discussion, and poor debate tactics to boot.
 
2006-03-29 11:00:19 AM
jpbreon

I don't give a rats ass about your sexuality - it wasn't support to be a sexuality insult and you very well know it

you questioned my integrity and objectivity baselessly and in a total tightie rightie partisan hackish fashion [despite the fact that you CLAIM to be a centrist but side with the neocons at every opportunity you're given]
 
2006-03-29 11:00:27 AM
(Agreed, the septuple-hyphenate was a little over the top. :p)


Granted dKosopedia is apparently quite left leaning, doesn't change this one:
Lawrence E. King, Jr., Republican Activist, organized orgies with child prostitutes at the White House during the 1980s.

Little before my time, but that's impressive.
 
2006-03-29 11:02:29 AM
Kazan

I am siding with no one, and I never claimed to be a centrist. And I question your onjectivity when you resort to poo flinging and childish insults to drive your point home.
 
2006-03-29 11:05:47 AM
jpbreon

From your profile

Middle of the road, so righties and lefties beware, I have found a happy medium.

That is claiming to be centrist.

You are constantly SIDING with the neoconservatives in every thread I see you in. You started questioning my objectivity and integrity simply because I was quoting from TFA and pointing out the hypocracy of the right.


NEVER did I claim democrats didn't have sex scandals, NEVER did I claim that no democrats break that law.

I DID claim that they do so less than republicans
 
2006-03-29 11:11:30 AM
so this is where we're holding the ninny parade today.

cool.

Dancin_In_Anson: As opposed to the Democrats who are just as sleazy as the Republicans who don't try to say they're not sleazy? I guess that gives them a gold star for not trying to hide their sleazyness

honestly....YES.

fer chrissakes, they're politicians. how anyone looks to them for moral guidance or 'values' is beyond me, but i'll be goddamned if it aint happening all the same.
 
2006-03-29 11:12:56 AM
Kazan

I happen to side with their philosphy in two of the threads you have seen me post in. Perhaps you would go see the thread here and see my more socialist side?

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1984418
 
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