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RedMosquito
2006-03-28 02:10:08 PM
Looks like a zero-tolerance for "Tom Cruise are you really teh ghey?" questions.

/Yahoo would rat us out to the Scientologists anyways
 
mediaho
2006-03-28 02:13:51 PM
He'll just tell me I'm glib anyway.
 
whidbey
2006-03-28 02:14:01 PM
I mean, after all, YOU don't know the history of movies, HE does.
 
grok
2006-03-28 02:14:03 PM
Mr Cruise: What's the square root of the sum of the onscreen time you've had in all movies you've been involved in from 1980-2000?

I've always wondered.
 
mediaho
2006-03-28 02:15:00 PM
Is it tough playing a heterosexual... all the time?
 
Cosmic_Music
2006-03-28 02:15:54 PM
Tom, can I be in your next movie? L Ron is like, my hero or something.

/shameless whore
 
Smookyfufu
2006-03-28 02:16:40 PM
Why are you holding Katie Holmes hostage and what do you want in return?
 
szmike
2006-03-28 02:34:15 PM
Smookyfufu


Why are you holding Katie Holmes hostage and what do you want in return?

Follow-up question: WTF was this shiat?
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drnugget [TotalFark]
2006-03-28 02:37:29 PM
Tom, your little pants. Where do you find them?
 
PegoTheJerk
2006-03-28 02:44:58 PM
Follow-up question: WTF was this shiat?

Thetans exit through your lips, apparently.
 
Coolhaus
2006-03-28 02:47:40 PM
"Tom! Tom! Would you like to try my revolutionary new e-meter? Here, grab this bare wire."
 
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2006-03-28 02:55:20 PM
So, Tom, as an OT VII, can you really disconnect from your body and travel anywhere in the universe?

Do you really have total control over M.E.S.T (matter, earth, space, and time) as L. Ron Hubbard promised you?

Can you control the direction of hurricanes to avoid Clearwater as advertised?

Why are you such a dick?
 
spelunking_defenestrator
2006-03-28 03:00:30 PM
HELLO TOM

What happens when Xenu gets here? I don't have enough money to clear my thetans, would you like to send me some? My e-mail is in my profile. I eagerly await a response.

Love,

spelunking_denenestrator

P.S. I used to want to "get your girlfriend's head pregnant", as they say, but no longer. I just thought you should know.

/thetans made me type that
 
Chlamydia
2006-03-28 03:03:08 PM
Tom! You've proven yourself to be a real Team Player. You are a "man's man" who doesnt let things like logic get in the way. Would you like to come work for Primerica Financial Services?
 
biandlarge
2006-03-28 03:06:31 PM
In what movie did you play a cocky, arrogant hotshot who, by overcoming adversity, learns to be mature and responsible?
 
RyoShin
2006-03-28 03:18:56 PM
In War of the Worlds, did it hurt when the aliens probed you? And did we really hear you say "Yeah, more"?

/didn't watch WotW
 
Sir Charles
2006-03-28 04:46:28 PM
Have you always enjoyed jumping on furniture or is this a recent phenomenon?

/nothin
 
Death_Poot
2006-03-28 04:48:30 PM
www.djbc.net

/obligatory
 
ctenidae
2006-03-28 04:48:55 PM
Just one question, really:

Why?
 
tricycleracer
2006-03-28 04:49:14 PM
Mr. Cruise, to use a baseball analogy, Goose was Maverick's "catcher" Top Gun. In your new film, who will you be "pitching" to?
 
IChuckPens
2006-03-28 04:49:27 PM
So Tom Cruise, what is the---

oh wait...I don't give a fark. Stupid idiot.
 
downtownkid
2006-03-28 04:49:36 PM
"Tom, which closeted gay actor got his start lip-synching to Bob Seeger in his tightie-whities in the film "Risky Business"
 
murray208
2006-03-28 04:49:39 PM
Ahh, really tough movie questions about movies that HE has been in. I guess he didn't get around to renting those other ones.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2006-03-28 04:50:08 PM
Chlamydia

Scientology to Primerica. It's really not that much of a stretch if you think about it.
 
VTSquire
2006-03-28 04:50:20 PM
exactly how many movies have you made wherein you do NOT do the following: 1. posess a skill. 2. Lose your confidence because of some tragedy. 3. meet a woman who helps you get your confidence back?
 
thumbtack
2006-03-28 04:50:50 PM
Have you ever had to play a character with an ego bigger than yours. Difficulty: Not Maverick.
 
BrotherTheodore
2006-03-28 04:51:21 PM
biandlarge: In what movie did you play a cocky, arrogant hotshot who, by overcoming adversity, learns to be mature and responsible?

HAHA.
 
tunawarehouse
2006-03-28 04:52:05 PM
Hey Tom, is M.I.3 going to suck as bad as M.I.2? Someone ask that one plz.

/no yahoo account
//don't really want to get one either
 
Thespis377
2006-03-28 04:52:18 PM
In the Southpark Episode that you had banned, who all got in the closet with you?
 
jordan_lund
2006-03-28 04:52:22 PM
"How did you avoid getting roped into Battlefield Earth?"
 
Thespis377
2006-03-28 04:53:26 PM
Oh, follow up question.

"How many times did you have sex with the other guys in the closet while in there?"
 
Death_Poot
2006-03-28 04:53:29 PM
Mr Cruise, why did you get mad at the guy in England who shot water in your in the face with a trick microphone? Arent u used to long things shooting in your face by now?
 
tricycleracer
2006-03-28 04:53:30 PM
Mr. Cruise, why do you feel that being called gay is detrimental to your career? Why do you hate gay people?
 
squealie
2006-03-28 04:53:58 PM
Tom, which is smaller: your brain or your penis?
 
RobbieFal
2006-03-28 04:54:02 PM
Subtract the box office return of Battlefield Earth from the budget required to make that movie. How much money did Battlefield Earth lose?
 
Jument
2006-03-28 04:54:06 PM
"What does cack taste like?"
 
Rapmaster2000
2006-03-28 04:54:06 PM
Were the sex scenes in Brokeback Mountain accurate?
 
bigjoel
2006-03-28 04:54:10 PM
spelunking_denenestrator P.S. I used to want to "get your girlfriend's head pregnant", as they say, but no longer. I just thought you should know.

www.readingeagle.com
Bravo, witty chap!
 
LunaBlue
2006-03-28 04:54:30 PM
Are there any plans to use all the CoS funds to make a movie about the history of CoS?

Please, we all promise to see it!
 
BillDarryl
2006-03-28 04:55:10 PM
If a train left Days of Thunder going East at 100 mph, and another left Born on the Fourth of July going West at 120 mph, then my question is, how gay are you really?
 
ctenidae
2006-03-28 04:55:47 PM
What is your answer?

#77
There are already enough answers for this question.

DAMMIT! Denied!
 
Thespis377
2006-03-28 04:55:50 PM
squealie
They are equal. Non-existent, but equal! 9-)
 
thejeff001
2006-03-28 04:55:53 PM
Hey Tom, How's the herp treating you? Which other actors in ghey hollywood have you given it to besides Katie?


/you idiot.
 
tunawarehouse
2006-03-28 04:55:55 PM
Tommy, are you going to get mad at us Farkers and show us your swtt spel'n skillz agein?
 
dfal7
2006-03-28 04:55:59 PM
Give Tom a break. I for one, like most of his movies.

/I even liked Vanilla Sky
//Shrug
 
jeremyjx
2006-03-28 04:57:31 PM
Oh Tom, Tom, Tom. Why do you keep on making movies?
 
tricycleracer
2006-03-28 04:57:38 PM
Scientology:__________ :: L. Ron Hubbard:small children

A)Tree
B)Lamp
C)Phone
D)Mind
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2006-03-28 04:57:44 PM
Could you look over in that direction, please?

/kidnaps Katie and has her psychologically deprogrammed.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2006-03-28 04:57:49 PM
I would post a question, but my Yahoo! account name is "Tom_PleaseComeOutOfTheCloset".
 
d-positive
2006-03-28 04:57:53 PM
Tom, did you count the tiles on the floor while Val Kilmer was buttseksing you during the filming of Top Gun?
 
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