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(Local6)   Florida company to make giant 16-foot-wide baseball caps for New York watertowers. Looks like Star Jones' new bra is going to be back ordered   (local6.com) divider line 46
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2006-03-28 01:15:20 PM
That'll keep the homeless fed.
 
2006-03-28 01:17:04 PM
She's only fat on the inside now....
 
2006-03-28 01:26:09 PM
Waterheads!
 
2006-03-28 01:44:13 PM
In other news, Boston's southeast expressway Keyspan gas tank will be festooned with the world's largest "Yankees Suck" T-shirt.

www.underconsideration.com
 
2006-03-28 02:16:24 PM
submitter = DUMBASS.

New Era is based in Derby, New York.
 
2006-03-28 02:22:04 PM
zibby: submitter = DUMBASS.

Did you RTFA?

The caps -- size 61 and a half -- are 14 feet high and 16 feet wide. They were made by a Florida company that specializes in giant inflated objects.
 
2006-03-28 02:36:59 PM
GooberMcFly: Did you RTFA?

Read this:

http://www.neweracap.com/talk/

Do you see the word Florida anywhere on there?
 
2006-03-28 03:03:58 PM
zibby: Do you see the word Florida anywhere on there?

Read this:

The Buffalo, New York, cap maker plans to decorate a total of four rooftop water towers in New York City.

The caps -- size 61 and a half -- are 14 feet high and 16 feet wide. They were made by a Florida company that specializes in giant inflated objects.
 
2006-03-28 04:40:24 PM
Blah blah blah worthless without pics blah blah blah...
 
2006-03-28 04:40:41 PM
zibby i think you are a victim of reading comprehension and finishing the entire story......
 
2006-03-28 04:40:59 PM
Bah. My hometown's watertower is better:

www.wlra.us
 
2006-03-28 04:42:24 PM
and i have to add this, i saw the view recently and saw the 'new' star jones....


first i never really bought into the big bone thing... but seeing her lose all that weight you can tell she is just a big boned woman, she looks completely out of place in her own body.... if she gets any skinnier, its gonna get really scary


so my point is, it looks like her skeleton is busting out of her skin.... weird
 
2006-03-28 04:42:36 PM
Why are we fighting? There are enough life-like orafices on this giant inflatable for everybody!
 
2006-03-28 04:42:49 PM
Star Jones = Not that fat anymore.

ABC made her lose the weight because she took up half the table on "The View".
 
2006-03-28 04:44:38 PM
Would someone please post the Gaffney, SC "giant peach/butt" watertower pix?

I don't gots it.
 
2006-03-28 04:45:26 PM
Either way, the tower with the Mets cap will still suffer from a massive inferiority complex.
 
2006-03-28 04:45:55 PM
They were made by a Florida company that specializes in giant inflated objects.

There are so many political jokes here it's hard to pick a pick a place to start
 
2006-03-28 04:50:03 PM
DOUBLE FLORIDA TRIFECTA!!!

FIRST TIME EVER IN FARK!!!

LET'S CELEBRATE!
 
2006-03-28 04:50:25 PM
img212.imageshack.us
 
2006-03-28 04:52:27 PM
This is a good thing. Maybe now the Yankees will get some press.

/Season-ticket holding Yankees fan
//The caps on the lions in front of the library were a better idea
 
2006-03-28 04:56:00 PM
Thank you, Fear No God
 
2006-03-28 04:57:00 PM
FullCodPiece - take your pick

bobbooty: They were made by a Florida company that specializes in giant inflated objects.

There are so many political jokes here it's hard to pick a pick a place to start


Political jokes? Something tells me lotsa Farkers first thoughts are more along the lines of something else

/not me, of course
//NTTAWWT
 
2006-03-28 05:01:58 PM
Thank you, ThumbTwiddler, but what I "don't gots" is an image host and the skills to use it.

/also lazy
 
2006-03-28 05:04:26 PM
Sorry, no image host, but check out the world's largest moose from, where else, Moose Jaw, Sask. 32 feet tall, 10 tons. Mac used to have a nice pair of moosticles hanging beneath him, but they were painted fluorescent orange so many times that they finally neutered him. Would make a nice pet for Star.

http://www.saskschools.ca/~gregory/sask/mac.html
 
2006-03-28 05:08:29 PM
*sniff sniff* I smell *sniff* an upcoming photoshop contest...
 
2006-03-28 05:09:31 PM
I work for Star Jones' boobies.

And Jesus I'm tired. These things are heavy. And it's not like she ever gives me a vacation, nooo.
 
2006-03-28 05:15:33 PM
You are so last year. Star had a boob reduction last week. No news yet about the pending brain implant.
 
2006-03-28 05:22:11 PM
TheSomewhatAmazingKoz

I agree. I don't live there, but I'm close (Granite City).
 
2006-03-28 05:24:01 PM
NY Yankees' inflatable cap will be sabotaged in 3... 2... 1...
 
2006-03-28 05:25:00 PM
pics of phalic towers........ this thread is a little gay
 
2006-03-28 05:27:12 PM
I think they should put a big White Sock over the Chicago Water Tower to counteract this. It would hide the Tower's phallic undertones from impressionable youth as an ancillary benefit.

www.luc.edu
 
2006-03-28 05:40:29 PM
NittLion78

Holy crap that's an old picture of the Water Tower.
 
2006-03-28 05:42:27 PM
Please, let them have these eyesores instead:
graphics.boston.com:80

/those are totally ghey
 
2006-03-28 05:43:31 PM
Someone please post a photo that shows how big Star Jones' boobs are.
 
2006-03-28 05:46:04 PM
Never mind, I googled it. They aren't all that big, and weren't humongous even when she was at her fattest.
 
2006-03-28 05:57:49 PM
I hate dressing water towers, they tried this in Hamburg, NY trying to pain the tower like...a hamburger. awfull.
 
2006-03-28 05:59:23 PM
cargrrl82

Yeah, that's not even remotely what it looks like down there now. The pic has a lot of cars that look mid-1970s at the oldest. But, it was the most unadulterated pic I could find of the Water Tower.
 
2006-03-28 06:03:30 PM
NittLion78

Doesn't that white car look like a Dodge Dart?
 
2006-03-28 06:40:54 PM
GOOD MORNING CHATTANOOGA
 
2006-03-28 06:41:47 PM
TheSomewhatAmazingKoz: Bah. My hometown's watertower is better

Damn you and your ersatz condiment container! My GF made me drive miles out of my way to go see "the World's Largest Ketchup Bottle." For an hour, it was nothing but "Oh my God! We're going to see the World's Largest Ketchup Bottle! It's going to be so cool!"

a. There is no ketchup inside. Never was, never will be.
b. It's not a bottle. It's a water tower with paint on it.
c. The gas station just up the street is overpriced.
 
2006-03-28 06:45:50 PM
this cap is useless not being made out of legos
 
2006-03-28 06:52:48 PM
"Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"
sv1.randomcrap.net
 
2006-03-28 07:14:02 PM
Webgrunt

Looks like a '65 and the Brown car looks like a '62 Merc.

/yellow Checker cab in the corner
//bought one once for $25
///no seats, drove it home on a milk crate
 
2006-03-28 07:50:46 PM
Uzzah

Hahaha, I'm sorry you had to endure that. That Citgo is pretty overpriced, and they've recently gotten in trouble for watering down their gas.
 
2006-03-28 09:27:55 PM
I guess San Francisco could just use one
of Barry Bonds' game day caps.
 
2006-03-28 09:45:16 PM
Now now, stop picking on poor Barry, he can't help it his head has grown to the size of a watermellon, I mean it's not like HE did anything to cause it! After all, MLB never proved anything, and we all know how thouroughly they search for the truth in matters that could potentially discredit them and their lame excuse for drug policy... And didn't you shed a tear for Barry when he proclaimed that this latest book has thrown his life into shambles. Hand me a kleenex please.
 
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