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		Britain's youngest drunk driver -- age 14 -- throws eggs at media when she shows up for sentencing, then managed to top that entrance by punching prosecutor, throwing water jug at judge and screaming obscentities as she's dragged from court (thesun.co.uk)		174
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mc_madness		2006-03-28 06:29:09 AM

can someone please sever her internal tubes?

Ruk		2006-03-28 06:41:02 AM

Unavailable for comment.

L8knight		2006-03-28 06:44:25 AM

gwowen

True, if you buy the crap from the major breweries. Thankfully Micro-Brews are getting more and more popular and you can pick up some nice varieties. It would be nice if they got rid of 12oz bottles and replaced them with 18oz's :)

Lord Summerisle		2006-03-28 06:47:35 AM

Apply Rule 303 to the entire family.

Shirley Ujest		2006-03-28 06:59:55 AM

She's being groomed for Hollywood.

This is what happens when cops don't carry guns.

Brewer		2006-03-28 07:00:06 AM

No, but yeah, but no, but yeah

twiztidlilgoth		2006-03-28 07:21:23 AM

Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

potato_chip_eating_geek		2006-03-28 07:26:39 AM

stupid people are teh funnnnay.

Nonesuch		2006-03-28 07:34:02 AM

Handgun, Meet back of Head.

MDGeist		2006-03-28 07:37:57 AM

Aby ine have or know of a picture of this crazy girl? I just want to see what she looks like.

MDGeist		2006-03-28 07:38:47 AM

"Any body" have or know of a picture of this crazy girl? I just want to see what she looks like.

Larva Lump		2006-03-28 07:39:21 AM

Double-tap.

Simple. Effective.

Burton Jervis		2006-03-28 08:01:05 AM

...and people say abortions should be illegal

steve20832		2006-03-28 08:01:42 AM

Driving drunk at 14. I bet this is her daddy.

bongmiester		2006-03-28 08:08:22 AM

Are English judges required to give such light sentences?

scavenger		2006-03-28 08:09:22 AM

I feel sorry for her.

Labrat407		2006-03-28 08:17:27 AM

Would love to see her and her mum try the same under Sharia law...

Stones anyone?

drivingsouth		2006-03-28 08:52:22 AM

What's funny about this is that's my girlfriend.

/Ah, an old cliche that never caught on

MmmBadEggs		2006-03-28 09:15:23 AM

steve20832: Probably not. I heard that "Cable Guy" asshat's actually from southern California. His whole act is, well . . . an act.

herne		2006-03-28 09:15:32 AM

Labrat407: Would love to see her and her mum try the same under Sharia law...

Stones anyone?

So then you support Sharia Law or these Chavs? Do you think you don't qualify for death under Sharia Law?

Badfysh		2006-03-28 09:19:02 AM

nickthegun

Not only that, but each of those 4 or 5 kids eventually ends up knocking out another 4 or 5 of their own...

/sins of the fathers

Hawthorne Wingnut		2006-03-28 09:28:15 AM

Henry Earl unavailable for comment

kanesays		2006-03-28 09:30:08 AM

In all earnest, you'd be pissed off too if you were 14 years old and made yourself up to look like Britney Spears and ending up looking like Divine.

xenophon10k		2006-03-28 09:36:24 AM

They have white trash in the UK? Outstanding!

slorge		2006-03-28 09:36:38 AM

I say we nuke it from orbit...it's the only way to be sure

slorge		2006-03-28 09:54:35 AM

Easy Reader		2006-03-28 10:11:14 AM

Kanesays

HA HA HA HA!

drivingsouth		2006-03-28 10:20:29 AM

Naw, Larry the Cable Guy is from Orlando, FL.

Scrotar		2006-03-28 10:22:24 AM

Yes. Eugenics always sounds better on a Tuesday morning.

Freakin Rican		2006-03-28 10:25:09 AM

they need "the nanny" to come to the rescue. put her in time out for 5 minuets and take away her video game for a few hours.

drivingsouth		2006-03-28 10:28:52 AM

Larry's also originally from somewhere in Nebraska.

/Damn, I could probably cure cancer if my brain wasn't full of trivia about Larry the Cable Guy.

djtodd		2006-03-28 10:41:17 AM

yeah but no but yeah but no but shuttup anyways the police di'int catch me it was the slag shelley and she said that dave had called them on me and i knew she was lying cuz ...

//Thank god for Vicky Pollard.

Lollipop165		2006-03-28 10:43:03 AM

So wait, this is one of those elusive "chavs" you Brits keep on talking about, right?

In the USA we keep it simple and call them trash. Or mentally ill.

/No offense to mentally ill people
//really!

cazz		2006-03-28 10:48:28 AM

She is not only crazy...she's ugly too. Drugs can calm her down...but ugly is forever.

Gangis		2006-03-28 10:51:30 AM

I can imagine it now...

"Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no I didn't do it but I did but it's cos Shelly was a biatch..."

scott-ty		2006-03-28 10:54:43 AM

Ah! I am thinking her mum wants alittle buttsecks, and the daughter is a true example of British trailer trash. nuff said.

svenbertil		2006-03-28 10:56:12 AM

kanesays: OMFG! The goggles, the goggles!

WhiskeyTango		2006-03-28 11:00:03 AM

So, now do they fake her execution and train her to be a super assassin?

peederpants		2006-03-28 11:05:36 AM

Isn't that Tonya Harding?

Bored24		2006-03-28 11:13:22 AM

satek- I haven't seen that in a coon's age. Trevor!

andyofne		2006-03-28 11:23:24 AM

I actually prefer the image as displayed in the article. Thanks.

www.techmidwest.com

Tradskinzd		2006-03-28 11:26:23 AM

drivingsouth
Naw, Larry the Cable Guy is from Orlando, FL.

Actually I believe he either live in Sumner, FL or Seffner, FL. I can't recall exactly.

yotta		2006-03-28 11:30:48 AM

There is only one punishment suitable for her. Chain her behind the front counter of a McDonald's for a year or two. That'll teach her how well off she really is.

Andulamb		2006-03-28 11:31:08 AM

Precious.

Dinjiin		2006-03-28 11:41:57 AM

"It's where the beyotches go. . ."

firefly212		2006-03-28 11:44:53 AM

Put her in with the pedophiles, after a couple hours of tolerating her, I'm sure their tendencies will disappear, or they'll commit suicide... either way, society wins.

Mor Beal		2006-03-28 11:49:31 AM

Though this girl needs some SERIOUS corrective action from the law, I feel sorry for her and her sibling(s)...what a sad, fracked-up family.

shaneo785: The schoolgirl, wearing a white tracksuit, Burberry-style scarf and lots of fake bling...

Ah, sometimes ya just gotta love "The Sun", and the way they tell you exactly what they think of someone when they use such great phrases as "fake bling".

BravadoGT		2006-03-28 12:02:45 PM

that pic of her with the face exposed is a photoshop-right? In the one with the box over the face, the collar is open...

Spiffjiggins		2006-03-28 12:10:07 PM

Attention whore!

TeenBite		2006-03-28 12:18:49 PM

The picture of her with the face exposed has been Photoshopped to include a character from the popular UK sketch show "Little Britain". It is NOT the girl that the news article is discussing. I remember this caused mass confusion on a Fark story a while ago...

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