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(CNN)   Hasselhoff ordered to stay away from wife, Germans   ( divider line
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450 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Mar 2006 at 2:23 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-03-27 10:51:22 AM  
Where's C.J.? Jogging through the surf in lingerie? Who needs the crazy ex-biatch?
2006-03-27 11:34:01 AM  
this once again, proves my theory that germans love david Hasselhoff ...
2006-03-27 01:33:54 PM  
Well, let's get these pics out of the way.

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/sorry, Can't bring myself to post that other animated .gif
//Yeah, you know the one
2006-03-27 02:31:59 PM  
my German friend is starting to not find that joke funny anymore. he doesn't understand why we think "Germans love David Hasselhoff."
2006-03-27 02:42:33 PM  
This thread needs more Oogga Chokka
2006-03-27 02:44:18 PM  

You mean this one?

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2006-03-27 02:54:00 PM  

You're gonna burn in hell for that one. I think you can request window tickets though.
2006-03-27 02:57:25 PM  
Forget it. He's rolling.
2006-03-27 03:03:52 PM  

For the gif or the video?
2006-03-27 03:11:32 PM  
The Germans love Hasselhoff because they are all drunks.
2006-03-27 03:24:13 PM  
ill say both.
2006-03-27 03:26:46 PM  
AAAAAAAAAAAA! My eyes! (And my brain needs a good bleaching too after these pics).
/sure to have nightmares tonight
//any bets on when the inevitable Oprah appearance will be?
2006-03-27 04:50:09 PM  
what? you mean women lie about abuse to gain advantage in divorce proceeding?

thats unpossible!
2006-03-27 07:06:28 PM  
The wife is a crazy biatch. I can tell even from this short article.

Restraining order not necessary--he wishes he could get away from her. Now she'll start stalking him, using some excuse about the kids.

/sorry. having flashbacks.
2006-03-27 10:27:17 PM  
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2006-03-27 11:42:58 PM  

That is so wrong, so disturbing, I'm going to have nightmares for weeks. Roflmao
2006-03-28 12:06:40 AM  
Lehk: what? you mean women lie about abuse to gain advantage in divorce proceeding at every possible instance they think they might?

thats unpossible!

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