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(Some Guy)   Fourteen-year-old girl abducted for sex, finds hammer under car seat and vigorously introduces man's groin to the word "NO"   ( divider line
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44502 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2006 at 11:54 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-03-27 12:06:13 PM  
....removed his weapons... both of them...

2006-03-27 12:06:51 PM  
Jimmy your scaring me!
2006-03-27 12:06:56 PM  
All I have to say is, Right on!!!

Yup...Right ON!
2006-03-27 12:06:58 PM  
Bet he sues.
2006-03-27 12:07:03 PM  
No Catchy Nickname: Whilst the thought of taking a hammer blow to the sack makes my eyes water.......

That right there's comedy gold! good jorb!
2006-03-27 12:07:24 PM  
Why am I not suprised this is from Toledo.

/Grew up there
//At least we got Jamie Farr
///Katie Holmes can just stay in the closet
2006-03-27 12:07:36 PM  
That's assault and ABH, two wrongs don't make a right.
2006-03-27 12:07:45 PM  
Is it wrong that I'm totally attracted to her now? :-/
2006-03-27 12:07:54 PM  
Peaceboy [TotalFark]

Yes, a nice story, good for her.

But I bet she still swung like a girl.

I have Sprite all over my keyboard, thanks to you. Bravo!
2006-03-27 12:08:01 PM  
i LOVED that headline, submitter
2006-03-27 12:08:33 PM  
SoiledDude: made me laugh so hard I nearly wet myself.

/goes off to the ladies' room
2006-03-27 12:09:17 PM  
Candied hard.
2006-03-27 12:09:46 PM  
In life, sometimes you're the hammer and sometimes you're the nail.

It's especially beautiful when a perv's hammer turns out to be the nail.
2006-03-27 12:10:03 PM  
Pepper spray?

I carry some in my purse. Actually its for the neighbour's dog. I was walking past the house to the bus stop one day and it attacked me for no reason. Then the stupid biatch of an owner gets mad at me when I kick it to get it off me.

So next time its pepper spray.
2006-03-27 12:10:58 PM  
/Is there any topic Jack Chick doesn't address?

Toledo: Hit him in the nuts with a hammer!
Jack Chick: Pray for your life.

I think I'll stick with the Toledo method.
2006-03-27 12:11:51 PM  
Jack Chick tracts are still around? Those things scared the heck outta me when I was a kid.
/still do kinda
//applause for Little Miss Ballbuster BTW
2006-03-27 12:15:35 PM  
elchip: Shoulda let Jesus handle it.

We have an awesome God.
2006-03-27 12:19:13 PM  
Send wire, main office, tell them I said ow, gotcha.
2006-03-27 12:19:15 PM

Whoa! Paulie Walnuts is not amused!
2006-03-27 12:19:27 PM  
Guy's lucky it wasn't this girl:
2006-03-27 12:19:51 PM  

Be careful.... If you've ever read a FARK pet thread you know there's a bunch of nuts out there holding their pets' welfare above any humans. You're liable to get another level of force aimed back at you. Better to report the first incident to the authorities and get the owner in trouble and let him know you don't mess around.
2006-03-27 12:19:58 PM  
Good for her.

Doing to child molesters what judges won't.
2006-03-27 12:19:59 PM  
Animal never attack for no reason. NEVER
Being a moron, or even a moran is no excuse to douse an innocent dog with pepper extract. Now, if it was a human I'd say melt his farkin' eyes out....
2006-03-27 12:21:49 PM  
I agree with ericjohnson0.

I bet there is a follow-up to this that she was just skipping school. A similar story in St. Paul a few years ago had a girl about the same age fighting off a guy with a fork. Turned out she was skipping school.
2006-03-27 12:21:58 PM  
Until we see a perp, I'm skeptical.
Otherwise, awesome.
2006-03-27 12:22:00 PM  
"Better luck next time kid, get drunk on me, use the bucket to ice down your marbles."
2006-03-27 12:23:33 PM  
Guns don't castrate sex offenders, hammers left lying carelessly about do!
2006-03-27 12:23:41 PM  
Animal never attack for no reason. NEVER

Bullshiat.... Or rather oversimplification. The owner is always at fault, the stupid animal deserves to be pepper sprayed if the owner won't control it properly.

/mowing lawn once, neighbor dog attacked me from behind, didn't know it was there and didn't see it coming.
2006-03-27 12:23:53 PM  
While I agree this girl was very brave, and I applaud her actions, isn't this a misuse of the hero tag? How can you be a hero for following the basic human instinct to protect yourself? It just seems like the word gets thrown around too much these days.
2006-03-27 12:25:43 PM  
I wish all schools would provide self defense training as part of the physical education requirements. YOU GO GIRL!!!

I agree.
2006-03-27 12:26:17 PM  
If a dog attacks me when I've done nothing to provoke it, it will be lucky to get only pepper spray.

Animals DO attack without reason. If the victim is lucky, s/he will defend him/herself against the attacking animal. If s/he is not lucky, they will die like the woman in this article.
2006-03-27 12:26:51 PM  
Sorry but I don't know. I think this was an elaborate excuse for being late to school. No suspect, no hammer, and too many stories like this being recanted lately.

No not trolling, but yeah it looks that way.

If it's all true, good on her.
2006-03-27 12:26:57 PM  
Legalize It: In life, sometimes you're the hammer and sometimes you're the nail

In life, sometimes you're the hammer and sometimes you're the nut sack.
2006-03-27 12:27:27 PM  
elchip:Shoulda let Jesus handle it
Cute. But what's up with that random domestic violence tableau in the middle?
2006-03-27 12:28:00 PM  

2006-03-27 12:28:38 PM  
Animal never attack for no reason. NEVER

Dogs/animals attack people for no reason all the time. Remember Marjorie Knoller case? Her dog ate an innocent person; someone should have been there to put a slug into that dog (and the owners head). Sure a dog might think it is defending something, but that doesn't make it right.

There have been plenty of cases where dogs have roamed around their neighborhood (their owners property) and attacked everything in sight.

Jesus you're stupid.
2006-03-27 12:28:49 PM  

Fark them! Animals do attack for no reason, at least no reason that YOU gave them. I say get a can of Bear Spray. It's about ten times the potency and has a range of 30 feet or better. Then you can get lucky and spray the dog and the biatch owner.

\worked in Animal control for 5 years
\\ Care to explain what "reason" a 120 pound dog would have for running across a street and attacking a 6 year old playing in their own yard?
2006-03-27 12:29:10 PM  
Those of you advocating teaching them self defense. Please keep in mind sometimes that gets them in more trouble when just running away screaming at the top of your lungs would have saved them. Most of those moves don't work on guys in certain circumstances, plus, you're talking about little girls .
2006-03-27 12:29:10 PM  
My bad, the woman didn't die from her injuries. She was -somewhat- lucky.
2006-03-27 12:31:25 PM  
This thread is useless without...
Oh, to hell with it
\window seat
\\I'm on the rapid motherfarker
2006-03-27 12:32:02 PM  
"What? You're not a hero if you save your own life?"

/defending your life
2006-03-27 12:32:47 PM  
Bullshiat.... Or rather oversimplification. The owner is always at fault, the stupid animal deserves to be pepper sprayed if the owner won't control it properly.

I love dogs but I'll take it a step further: In every case a dog is off its owner's property and that dog attacks someone it should be put down, every time.

I love dogs and I hate the fact that people don't take care of them but hapless joggers shouldn't have to pay for the owners laziness and stupidity.

Oh doglover remember this case:

Guess Diane Whipple just got what was coming to her.
2006-03-27 12:33:18 PM  
I love news-items like this. Good work little girl!
2006-03-27 12:34:02 PM  
Everyone raise your hand if you think doglover is a dumbass....


Yep, "ayes" have it--you're a dumbass....
2006-03-27 12:34:34 PM  
I didn't know Maddox had a daughter.
2006-03-27 12:34:38 PM  
2006-03-27 12:34:38 PM  
That's right doglover. They don't attack for no reason. She was probably provoking it by walking across the street from where the dog lived thereby invading its territory. That would be enough to drive any peaceful dog to attack its unruly aggressor.

//I hope this story is true and the girl gets a farking medal.
///Her parents should be proud.
////HOOOO RAAAAH four slashies.
2006-03-27 12:35:43 PM  

My mom used to carry a rock for that same reason when she went walking our own dog (she's a major animal lover until another animal starts attacking one of her own-- then she's scary). After one incident, she just called the pound and had the neighbor's dogs (only one was problematic) picked up. I believe the neighbor had to pay to get them back too. Try that route first.
2006-03-27 12:36:53 PM  
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the mornin'
I'd hammer in the evenin'
All over your nuts!
All over your nuts!

/got nothin' but the folk
2006-03-27 12:37:38 PM  
sounds like the chick involved is a real ball buster.

/had to be said
//is it wrong that if a chick told me this story I'd be strangely attracted to her?
///and it's reassuring that she isn't participating in the wussification of America
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