boobies?

Free steaks?

Just how the fark do you lose a herd of cattle?
/DNRTFA

I have nothing witty to say about this. I just can't bring myself to it.

This is why I love Fark. Drew Justice, indeed.

I have a cousin who farms about 300 acres in TN, with a lot of livestock. Asshats will take rifle practice on his herd some nights, and a cow will walk around a couple of days with its guts hanging out until it dies.

Then the cops come to tell him the same stupid fark just ran into one of his cows on the highway, and he's liable for the damages.

Bill: "You're not in Wisconsin, Dave. The big story isn't about a cow wandering into the town square."

Dave: "You know, I worked in Milwaukee, it's a city with a population of a million people."

Bill: "So, there must have been a lot of hub-bub when that cow got loose."

Midget psychic on the loose.

Headline.

Small Medium at Large.

When they get to "at medium rare", call me.

At large cattle sounds like a real high steaks game in eastern Kentucky.

/You're welcome.
//This thread is useless without pics of these baseball playing cows.

Normally, eastern KY/Appalachia stays hidden from the rest of the world until something crazy happens. Coal mines falling in (occasionally), crazy cult kids killing a family in TN (happened around '94), and high school basketball players getting their butts kicked so they can't play in the next game (Millard HS, I believe, happened a few years ago).

In between really messed up things, lost cattle are the front-page news. Not much goes on their folks....

/I know what I'm talking about
//From Pikeville, KY, moved away for college and won't move back

This is the worse cow cult mass suicide i've seen in the last six months.

Cows with guns.

DavidRokon

Awesome song - click here to listen.

/He loved Che Guavera - a revolutionary veal.

It was them damn Injuns...dey got da cattle. Call Davy and the boys...

I'm guessing a herd of cattle walking around Manhattan would be big news, too.

Just another excuse to flame someone you think is less intelligent than you are, which usually shows the exact opposite.

/Kentuckian
//often ashamed of my state, but not this time.

farking mad cows !

chlsmith is right.

/read this yesterday
//still live in Pike County
///*yawn*

You know, in Kansas we have this thing called "branding." You take a white-hot piece of metal that has been shaped into the logo of your farm (or maybe your initials) and press it into the hide of the cow. It burns the hair off and browns the skin, making it clear who owns the cow.

All the butchers around know which brand goes with which farmer. Badda-bing, badda-boom, no more "lost" cattle.

And that's the news from Kentucky!