If this is the kind of representation he gives to himself, imagine how his former clients are feeling right now? Especially the ones that are rotting in jail...

Smells like "Immediate grounds for a retrial based on the obvious mental incapacity of counsel."

/ohwhatever I dont' know what I'm talking about.

Did someone say camwhores?

http://www.camgirlslive.com/

/close enough

I have a cunning plan.

Okay, here is the deal. I would hate for any other's to get into trouble over issues like this one, so if you have nude pictures of your ex-wives girlfriends sisters ect.. feel free to send them to me for proper evaluation. Thank you. Oh and if they are illegal, delete them now. BUT send all others. thanks again, nuff said

Lewis Black's evil older brother.

HarrisonBergeron
sorry, fendrluvr, he's jumped the shark.

my heart is broken

Dude. You are soooo boned. Nice work, asshat.

Bankruptcy fraud carries a maximum statutory penalty of up to five years imprisonment, a fine of up to $250,000, and up to one year supervised release.

Obstruction of justice carries a maximum statutory penalty of up to 20 years' imprisonment, a fine of up to $250,000, and up to three years' supervised release.

Possession of child pornography carries a maximum statutory penalty of up to 10 years' imprisonment, a fine of up to $250,000, and up to three years' supervised release.

Ms. Peel testifed that Gary Peel stuck sexually explicit photos in her mailbox to prove he carried on with her 16-year-old sister 32 years ago.

dude, 32 years ago the sister would have been -16.

Lakin Law Firm | Personal Injury Attorneys

A personal injury lawyer? I am shocked. They normally are such noble and ethical characters.

HarrisonBergeron: ha, kuoxasar, nice.

/just needs a little more contrast for the writing...

Haha, well ty :P It's too bad I don't know crap about photo editing, I had a golden opportunity there.

Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

bikzo

HA!

Good one. Didn't catch that.

HarrisonBergeron: /just needs a little more contrast for the writing...

Try bold white lettering, might work better.

Wow. I thought I was in the most farked up divorce of the century. I stand corrected.

Is it just me or does the "Mission Accomplished" banner on that ship look like a Fark tag?

/Ha Ha guy will never jump the shark!

bikzo: Ms. Peel testifed that Gary Peel stuck sexually explicit photos in her mailbox to prove he carried on with her 16-year-old sister 32 years ago.

dude, 32 years ago the sister would have been -16.


Well no wonder the photos are illegal! ;)

bobbooty
If this is the kind of representation he gives to himself, imagine how his former clients are feeling right now? Especially the ones that are rotting in jail...

uberwench
Wow. I thought I was in the most farked up divorce of the century. I stand corrected.

When I was divorced, the lawyers (mine and the ex's) kept stirring the pot, just to sweeten their cut. They became partners ONE week after the final decree. ONE WEEK! My butt was sore for a month! Sad thing. I had to pay for em both.

Gary E. Peel practices in the following areas of law: Class Actions; Legal Malpractice; Plaintiffs Personal Injury; Nursing Home Litigation

Admitted: 1968, Illinois; 1971, U.S. District Court, Southern District of Illinois; 1974, U.S. Court of Appeals, Seventh Circuit; 1975, U.S. Supreme Court; 1979, Arizona; 1980, U.S. Court of Appeals, Eighth Circuit; 1981, Missouri; 1982, U.S. District Court, Eastern District of Missouri

Law School: University of Arkansas, J.D., 1968

College: Southern Illinois University, B.A., 1966

Member: Tri-City (Secretary, 1978-1979), Madison County (President, 1983-1984; Vice President, 1982-1983; Secretary, 1972-1973), Illinois State (Member, Standing Committee of Continuing Legal Education; Appointed, 1995-1996; Re-Appointed, 1996-1997) and American (Member, General Practice Section, Vice Chairman: Insurance and Tort Committee, 1987-1989; Litigation Committee, 1989-1992; Specialization and Certification Committee, 1992-1993) Bar Associations; State Bar of Arizona; The Missouri Bar; Illinois Trial Lawyers Association; The Association of Trial Lawyers of America.

Biography: Adjunct Associate Professor, Trial Advocacy, St. Louis University School of Law, 1996. Coordinator on matters of Specialization, NBTA State, Illinois, 1991. Chief Judge, James L. Foreman. Circuit Judges, William D. Stiehl and William L. Beatty. Formerly with: Reed, Armstrong, Gorman & Coffey, 1969-1974; Chapman & Chapman, 1974-1978; Lakin, Herndon & Peel, P.C., 1978-1983; Law Offices of Gary E. Peel, 1983-1993; Peel, Beatty & Walters, 1993-1996; Peel, Beatty, Motil & Walters, Peel, Beatty & Motil, 1996-2003. Member, American Board of Professional Liability Attorneys (Certified as a Diplomat). Member, Merit Selection Panel to Select a part-time Federal Magistrate for the United States District Court for the Southern District of Illinois, 1990. (Board Certified, Civil Trial Advocacy by the National Board of Trial Advocacy)

Reported Cases: Gary E. Peel v. Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission of Illinois (1990) 110 S.Ct. 2281, 496 U.S. 91.

Born: East St. Louis, Illinois, March 15, 1944

Further proof that lawyers have no morals.

Now they're going to have Dick Cheney shoot him in the face.

This thread is lacking an advantage without related photographs of said act.

Being versed in law obviously doesn't translate to being adept at crime, I see.

Should someone explain to him that when blackmailing someone, you should use ammo that's damaging to THEM?

Further proof that lawyers have no morals.

Your statement proves that all Farkers are old virgins who still live in their parents' basement.

mciann "More cunning plan pics!


"I have a cunning plan ... my lord."



Let's see him dig himself out of this one ...

Conan the Librarian you're my hero!

The question is not, what is the statute of limitations on child porn.

But, what is the statute of limitations on statutory rape?

Well, first you'd have to know what was considered statutory rape 32 years ago. Those ages have changed considerably in recent years -- I reached the legal age of consent at 14! So I suspect that sex may have been perfectly legal for them at the time.

Obviously, there are a considerable amount of lawyers on this thread. How can you justify spending your afternoon on Fark? Oh, never mind. Inflated fees to those who need your services to take care of matters that they can take care of themselves.

nuff said

/obscure?

fendrluvr


Conan the Librarian you're my hero!

Aw, shucks. Thanks!

is "Somehow I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through" the new O RLY?

mylonitic

What is that? It looks like a pillbox from WWII.

For that matter, why are they called pillbox?

Former Governor of Oregon Neil Goldschmidt got exposed for the same thing. Statute of limitations ran out on the rape charge years ago...

http://www.wweek.com/story.php?story=5091

Wrong or not, calling THAT kid porn is asinine.

beowulf_cluster

Maybe...

ga362
What is that? It looks like a pillbox from WWII.

I think it's part of the Maginot Line, the extensive defensive fortifications that France built after WW1. When WW2 rolled around, the Germans just drove around / flew over the damn things.

autopr0n: I mean, are we going to start arresting 16 year old camwhores?


  Yes please.
 

ga362
I don't know how to spell it correctly off the top of my head..but it's just a station among stations in a huge project the French embarked apon after WWI and before WWII. The Maginot Line. The french poured money into this defense system near their border with Germany. Went all out on it's design and capabilities...undergorund rail systems..bunkers...living quarters...mostly all of it connected for miles apon miles. This would SURELY stop GERMANY from INVADING AGAIN.

WWII, Germans simply fly over the thing. And by then, Larger tanks and other military vehicles were able to navigate the terrain that they didn't build the defense wall over. Chalk it up to French Military (lack of) Success stories.