first.

/i want salad now

the lesson is: never give a salad fork to a horse.

I would say stick a fork in that guy, he's dead: but wouldn't that be redundant ?

Was Thomas his first name?

Thats really weird. Sounds like a goth's name.

My grandpa never ate salad.

I heard it was his cousin Air Wolf that did it

It was actually a spork and it happened at the Drunken Barn dance.

He asked for a tossed salad and well, the rest is history.

What were those Indians drinkin'?

Family horseplay?!? Sheesh, horseplay in my family consisted of nuggies, wet willies and indian rope burns.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOoOoo

But it was a Bowie salad fork.

It's better than being named Timberlake.

/If your last name happens to be Timberlake, I'm very sorry you have to share it with that no-talent assclown.

Naming your kid Timber Wolfe is an instant guarantee that they'll show up on Fark at some point in their life/death.

See, this is what happens when you run out of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing....

Isn't that an outdoor concert venue at Paramount's Kings Island?

/Saw Styx and REO there
//Yes I'm over 30
///Slashie

Sick, perverted famil.....

Oh wait. HORSEplay. I read that wrong.

Which Timber Wolfe was it? Kevin Garnett? Ricky Davis? TFA doesn't say.

10 TO 1 says he went by his middle name

Hahah WTF?

He should have gone with the SRM variant.

Brin Londo unavailable for comment.

Stop raping the OBVIOUS tag. There's nothing obvious about the story.

There is a semi-local-famous family of Wolfs' around Boise. There is at least a Grey and a Timber. I think they owned car dealerships or something.

Come to think of it, I haven't heard from them in a long time. Maybe they just stopped being in their own commercials or something.

*stab*

"TIMM-BERRRRRRRR....!!!"

*thump*

NightSteel

I prefer mine with gauss rifles and jump jets.

msputnam
Stop raping the OBVIOUS tag. There's nothing obvious about the story.

You're kidding, right? His name was Timber Wolfe. He was stabbed with a salad fork. He died.

/do I need to make a Power Point presentation on this?

Wanted for questioning?

/Obscure?
/Timberwolf was DC's 'Wolverine' before there *was* a Wolverine!

I Had A Cat Named Snowball
You're kidding, right? His name was Timber Wolfe. He was stabbed with a salad fork. He died.

/do I need to make a Power Point presentation on this?

Do you need a dictionary?

Yeah, make the presentation. I don't get the joke or the obviousness either.

msputnam is currently complaining about he Obvious tag in at least one other threat.

/if the refers to Putnam Co., IN it explains so much.

eggrolls, even with Tripod messing up on you, I know who you mean. Yes, Wolverine is a ripoff of the Legion of Super Heroes's Timberwolf.

Note: the next episode of Justice League Unlimited to air in the USA (Cartoon Network on the first Saturday after the current "Month of Miyazaki" is over) will feature the Lshiathe whole LSH this time, not just the three that appeared on that one Superman episode that was a tribute to when the LSH met Superboy in the comics. The JLU episode is entitled "Far from Home."

COMALite J, I saw the preview, and await with baited breath.

/Curse you, Tripod!

msputnam

Ummm... do I?

Old Dan Tucker was a mighty man,
washed his face in a frying pan,
combed his hair with a wagon wheel,
and he died of a toothache in his heel

So get out' the way, Old Dan Tucker,
you're too late to stay for supper.
Supper's over, breakfast's cookin',
Old Dan Tucker, standin' lookin'.

/A childhood meme, somehow stimulated by this story.
//toothache in heel means snakebite, duh

When salad forks are outlawed, only outlaws will have salad forks.

Gots nuthin'

What was Timber wolf doing at the Drunken's family Bar-B-Cue.....must have been dating one of the Drunken girls.

Looks like an unlucky family. Timber's 23-year-old brother died less than 2 months ago.

I vote for ironic. Because wolves don't eat salad.

Drunken Indian trifeca in play.

So who's the next leader of the pack?

No relation.

SretiCentV:
10 TO 1 says he went by his middle name

Nah. It's Colorado. He wore his name like a badge of honor.

Hmm, this is a new one for me:

"Relatives say it was a salad fork, but police spokeswoman Linda Bowman said autopsy results are not consistent with that type of weapon."

...that type of weapon?

the entire 30th century is grieving

Vivian...?

/might be obscure

Followup:

Massachusettes to require all Salad Forks to be registered.

"A neighbor says Wolfe and a friend were having some "friendly horseplay" and drinking in the front yard before going inside."

Pretty much explains it. Nobody stoned, nor sober would think stabbing someone in the leg with a fork would be fun or funny. Ok, a stoner would laugh till he pissed his breeches, but wouldn't have the desire to stab in the first place.

/gotta love the drunks

Dude was a chip off his old man, Madd Cat.

/ Obscure?
// http://www.dropshipcommand.com/
/// Nerd-gazm!

SwiftFox, my local Barbershop Chorus sings a medley that includes "Old Dan Tucker."

eggroll, I, too, await with bated (but not wormy) breath. :-)

It's good to see Fark facing the real world issues affecting everyone today.

Flight of the Conchords

Any relation to Guitar Wolf?

/obscure?
//Wild Zero rocks!

Why oh why wasn't it TIMBERLAKE, Justin?