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2006-03-22 09:41:36 AM

what do you see?


img.photobucket.com


img.photobucket.com

/photos courtesy Hang On Voltaire

 
2006-03-22 10:08:02 AM
easy buddy-J - i see it! don't shoot!
i20.photobucket.com
 
2006-03-22 12:57:22 PM
The deer on a Jagermeister bottle of course.
 
2006-03-22 01:03:21 PM
"There was the body. Once I touched it, I could feel the walls moving in and out."

Are they using peyote for communion?
 
2006-03-22 01:08:26 PM
I gather this is round two of today's religion discussion?

I don't think we can't even call them flamewars anymore, everyone is so rational in general
 
2006-03-22 01:11:43 PM

From TFA:

There was the body. Once I touched it, I could feel the walls moving in and out.
Wouldn't that be a characteristic of applying pressure to buckling drywall?
Some asked for private time with the image on the wall.
ens.explanation-guide.info
 
2006-03-22 01:12:49 PM
Tatsuma: I don't think we can't even call them flamewars anymore, everyone is so rational in general

Have you been reading the same threads as me? Or are you being sarcastic?
 
2006-03-22 01:14:43 PM
elchip: Have you been reading the same threads as me? Or are you being sarcastic?

Selective memory and ignore-function embedded in my eyes.

All recent Fark threads have been really, really mature recently
 
2006-03-22 01:16:29 PM
Tatsuma: ignore-function

There's your problem.
 
2006-03-22 01:18:43 PM
elchip: There's your problem.

ah, I see.

My mind just shuts them off automatically. Idiots and flamewar got me in dire troubles so I'm doing my best of staying out of troubles and as rational as I can..
 
2006-03-22 01:19:14 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2006-03-22 01:20:41 PM
I wasn't aware that there was a strictly Humor section of Fark
 
2006-03-22 01:20:46 PM
No picture, no story.
 
2006-03-22 01:20:51 PM
kabloink: Are they using peyote for communion?


Either that or she needs to lay off the Steven King...
 
2006-03-22 01:21:04 PM
I see a farked up drywall job.

I can just hear the contractor now... "I didn't fark up! It's JESUS! Get down on yer knees!"

dldt
 
2006-03-22 01:21:23 PM
www.mercystudio.se
what I see...
 
2006-03-22 01:21:34 PM
Tatsuma: All recent Fark threads have been really, really mature recently

Tatsuma is a big poopyhead.
 
2006-03-22 01:21:43 PM
Adan: I wasn't aware that there was a strictly Humor section of Fark

I'll let you in on a little secret:

Fark is one big joke, and farkers aren't in on it
 
2006-03-22 01:21:49 PM
A copy of the picture appeared in the humor section of the Web site Fark.com,

Is there a non-humor section?
 
2006-03-22 01:22:34 PM
Damn us Farkers and our pitiful lack of psychos....er, I mean, "faith"!
 
2006-03-22 01:22:46 PM
It's a bunch of malarkey. People see what they want to see. But if Idolatry gets you through the night, go for it.
 
2006-03-22 01:23:07 PM
If it is an image of the crucifixion, it looks like he's wrapped up in some kind of cloth. That's not how Mel Gibson told me it went down.

Tatsuma, as a Muslim, what's your take on this?
 
2006-03-22 01:23:16 PM
I missed the original thread. Looks like something from The Frighteners.
 
2006-03-22 01:23:25 PM
What ever you do, dont imagine a mangina.
 
2006-03-22 01:23:29 PM
I see someone not getting paid for their crappy drywalling job.
 
2006-03-22 01:23:29 PM
wookalar: The deer on a Jagermeister bottle of course.

no - angina.
 
2006-03-22 01:23:29 PM
Looks like the Browning symbol. All that is missing is the jacked up pickup truck with the Fear This rebel flag sticker, two Alabama rednecks and a suitcase of Budweiser.
 
2006-03-22 01:23:32 PM
Some asked for private time with the image on the wall

Wouldn't this be likely to change the image?
 
2006-03-22 01:23:39 PM
Mugato: Tatsuma, as a Muslim,

*scratches head*
 
2006-03-22 01:24:01 PM
Definitely looks like fallopian tubes to me.
 
2006-03-22 01:24:14 PM
Mugato: Tatsuma, as a Muslim, what's your take on this?

I will behead you for not being respectful enough

ayayayaayayaya
 
2006-03-22 01:24:28 PM
Anyone else think it looks like a lobster?
 
2006-03-22 01:24:47 PM
only read page two of the article -
 
2006-03-22 01:24:49 PM
JerseyTim: I missed the original thread. Looks like something from The Frighteners.

The new 2dvd is outstanding
 
2006-03-22 01:24:57 PM
elchip: *scratches head*

paging elchip, elchip please go to the white courtesy phone, you have left your sense of humor at the front desk
 
2006-03-22 01:25:33 PM
Why does jebus showing up in some drywall in Alabama make the "humor section"?

Who the hell greenlit this stuff?
 
2006-03-22 01:25:34 PM
People: It's f'ing BULLWINKLE!

I love how these religious types attempt to find validation in all the 'signs' they claim to receive.

Fundie people of Everything Alabama: It's only through an accident of birth that you're pimping Jesus and not Allah.

Please. Use your critical thinking skills: Stop guzzling the Kool-Aid that you've had foisted upon you since birth.
 
2006-03-22 01:25:38 PM
Toxic mold can cause delirium and hallucinations. Maybe it's a mold infestation.
 
2006-03-22 01:26:15 PM
You can kind of see it.

i33.photobucket.com
img87.imageshack.us

But I think it bears more of a resemblance to this:

upload.wikimedia.org

... which would be appropriate in a subtle kind of way.

/Surely not obscure among this crowd
 
2006-03-22 01:26:20 PM
I figured by "humor section" they meant all articles with a Florida tag. But then again, that doesn't apply here. Hmmmm.
 
2006-03-22 01:26:32 PM
What a laugh. Snake flingers and catholics will always see things. I think it has something to do with being gullible.
 
2006-03-22 01:26:43 PM
I'd like to punch someone in the face right now...particularly one of the farktards who talks to god/jesus/mr. belvedere through such things...

/a2 + b2 = c you later
 
2006-03-22 01:26:54 PM
I see Han Solo.


beancounters.blogs.com
 
2006-03-22 01:26:58 PM
Looks like a musclehead wearing jeans to me...
 
2006-03-22 01:27:03 PM
It does look like Jesus. I mean, the guy's supposedly lived around 2000 years ago, so obviously his body wouldn't be in the best shape these days.

/Praise be the decomposing Christ
 
2006-03-22 01:27:13 PM
Mike_Bolton:

Holy cow! (so to speak)

Jesus shoots a Henry repeater?
 
2006-03-22 01:27:14 PM
That's not Jesus. That's Nike:

www.bc.edu

Somebody needs to brush up on their mythology.
 
2006-03-22 01:27:19 PM
It's a little skinny guy that got wall papered over or a moose.
 
2006-03-22 01:27:22 PM
Really, Tatsuma, since you killed Christ (personally, unless I'm mistaken, right?), what's your opinion of all teh Jesus sightings? Doesn't it put a bit of a damper on your whole Christ-isn't-the-Son-of-God misconception? I bet you'r regretting nailing Him up on that cross so fast. Maybe if you'd listened to Him and accepted Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, you wouldn't be having all these problems. But no, you had to go and kill Him, didn't you? Well, He's back, and He's pissed. Hope you're happy.

/immature
//irrational
 
2006-03-22 01:28:16 PM
behold the awesomeness that is FARK.com!

this site rules!
 
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