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(tonight)   Liz Hurley had a steamy affair with Tom Sizemore while she was still with Hugh Grant   (tonight.co.za) divider line 32
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2006-03-20 10:13:27 PM  
no wonder he got away with the whole Chocolate Brown thing .... yeah, still not at all even.

/Hugh is a dumbass
 
2006-03-20 10:18:32 PM  
like Tom Sizemore is such a reliable, honest person.
 
2006-03-21 12:41:33 AM  
So, wait, she was out looking for revenge sex with a totally scuzzy loser, and I didn't get a call? That is the pissingmeoffest thing of my day.
 
2006-03-21 12:58:55 AM  
Thread, useless, pics, yada yada yada.
 
2006-03-21 01:00:04 AM  
submitter missed the SICK tag
 
2006-03-21 01:50:02 AM  
Look into the dark bottomless pit that is Tom Sizemore's career with dispair.
 
2006-03-21 01:52:33 AM  
And that would be "despair"
 
2006-03-21 02:04:49 AM  
or "in disrepair" :P
 
2006-03-21 02:05:46 AM  
Does it still count as having an affair with someone if all they touched was your Whizzinator?
 
2006-03-21 02:09:58 AM  
Elizabeth Hurley is incredibly hot. She should off herself at a reasonable age so I dont have to watch her grow old.
 
2006-03-21 02:47:00 AM  
Thread useless without the video!:-)
 
2006-03-21 02:48:06 AM  
Paris Hilton is named in this article . Does this not violate an article of the Farkistan constitution.

"No posting of Articles with Paris Hilton unless it's her Obituary"
 
2006-03-21 04:27:30 AM  
Hm. So she drove Tom to drugs and Hugh to whores? Yep. biatch must be a succubus....

/...retfa gninrom a eb ot tog s'ereht
 
2006-03-21 05:30:36 AM  
submitter: Liz Hurley had a steamy affair with Tom Sizemore while she was still with Hugh Grant

Dear Ric Romero,

It's no surprise to the rest of planet Earth that celebrities fark around on each other.

Sincerely,

The rest of the citizens of planet Earth
 
2006-03-21 07:08:32 AM  
That fat bastard tapped Liz Hurley when she was in hr 20's? Everybody's having fun but me, Goddammit.
 
2006-03-21 07:33:35 AM  
His porn vdeo series is the funniest shiat eva.

Have not watched the video, but his drugged fueled dissertations in between the sex have been sampled on O&A. The Clickity Clack Beoootch speech is hillarious.

and of course, the best sampled "completion" eva.

ooohhh ewwwwwww MotherFarker ! Yeah !

Comedy GOLD
 
2006-03-21 08:07:55 AM  
I was prepared to believe him till I read this:

The 'Black Hawk Down' actor - who claims he celebrated his 40th birthday by bedding 40 women in one night

You're talking crap mate.
 
2006-03-21 08:14:33 AM  
I'm sure Liz found him extremely attractive.
 
2006-03-21 08:23:10 AM  
Sizemore [hick!] - who claims to have bedded over 2,000 women... [hick!]

FYI: Liz resides on my desktop. :p
 
2006-03-21 08:44:54 AM  
"Who the fark is Tom Sizemore?"
"He was that due who was in a couple of movies you never saw"
"Oh. So he shagged Liz Hurley, huh?"
"Yeah."
"Big whoop.
"Yeah."

/nuff said
 
2006-03-21 09:01:02 AM  
This cat must have a Pez dispensor full of Viagra.
 
2006-03-21 09:25:10 AM  
Mugato: This cat must have a Pez dispensor full of Viagra.

Actually if you go by his porn vid he has quite the issue getting the job done if you know what I mean.

I'd imagine that even with viagra he has some issues.
 
2006-03-21 09:35:47 AM  
Tom Sizemore has been in quite a few good movies:
Saving Private Ryan
Heat
True Romance
Point Break
Black Hawk Down
Bringing Out the Dead
 
2006-03-21 09:54:26 AM  
Isn't this rumor over a year old? She's denied it, of course.
 
2006-03-21 10:33:38 AM  
Purple_Jack: I was prepared to believe him till I read this:

The 'Black Hawk Down' actor - who claims he celebrated his 40th birthday by bedding 40 women in one night

You're talking crap mate.



he also stated that Paris Hilton is one of his best ever. He claims to have slept with ovef 2,000 women and Paris is one of the best?? Nah dude... i saw her video - no way!
 
2006-03-21 10:39:11 AM  
hmmm...apparently Liz was just a sub for Hugh...

"...It gave me great pleasure thinking of Hugh's smug, handsome face every time I was in bed with his girlfriend!"
 
2006-03-21 10:54:50 AM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

The Defence Rests.
 
2006-03-21 11:46:42 AM  
img485.imageshack.us

/i'd hit it
 
2006-03-21 12:15:21 PM  
I caught the alleged Sizemore tapes and they are hysterical however the name "Sizemore" would have been a poor choice of names had he actually BECAME a porn star.



/Not that I was looking
//"HEIDI" is a poor choice of names to tattoo on your crotch
///Coked up actors like to eat ass like it's icecream.


*shudders*
 
2006-03-21 12:56:48 PM  
I take it this was before he was homeless, living in a garage.
 
2006-03-21 03:13:50 PM  
spacely_sprocket
Never seen that picture of Liz before.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2006-03-21 07:36:41 PM  
Night Avenger

As I said to Liz, "I aim to please."
 
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