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(WNBC)   No longer able to resist his Schweddy Balls, man accused of stuffing about two-dozen containers of deodorant down his pants   ( divider line
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2538 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2006 at 8:37 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-03-20 07:46:28 PM  
Dominguez was charged with sixth-degree larceny, carrying a dangerous weapon and threatening

Meaningless gerunds and lack of parallel structure make me cry.
2006-03-20 08:40:28 PM  
resist? perhaps endure...
2006-03-20 08:41:52 PM homage to my favorite Alec Baldwin SNL skit...bravo, submitter...
2006-03-20 08:41:59 PM  
wow, he's going to get the fifth DEGREE over this one! Yeah, he's SURE to get the AXE on this. they'd better get the RIGHT GUARD for his jai....oh Jesus, I'm sick of it already.

Submitter gets points for a funny headline tho...
2006-03-20 08:43:33 PM  
I think the lesson to take away from this is that a mountain bike is never a good escape vehicle.
2006-03-20 08:44:41 PM  
thread is useless without pics.
2006-03-20 08:44:47 PM  
Secret Deodorant... Strong enough for a man. Made for an asshat in baggy pants.
2006-03-20 08:44:51 PM  
So here's this guy thinking he just HAS to steal something. What does he steal? Womens deoderant (and a lot of it). Brilliant!

Do people like this steal just to steal, or is there any reason behind it? Maybe he has 10 sisters who dont smell too good.
2006-03-20 08:45:50 PM  
Emilio Dominguez is accused of stuffing about two-dozen containers of Secret deodorant in his pants and jacket, police said.

Emilio Dominguez cannot keep a secret.
2006-03-20 08:46:28 PM  
I swear, at my age, any girl that reaches into my pants might very well come up with some Old Spice ...
2006-03-20 08:48:07 PM  
It taint a pretty picture.
2006-03-20 08:49:08 PM  
Poor guy. He is not used to shopping. Like he said, his aids usualy do that type of thing for him
2006-03-20 08:52:19 PM  
"Do people like this steal just to steal, or is there any reason behind it?"

He proabbly stole them so he could return them to the store(or a diff store if he was somewhat smart) for money. Or he was just farked up on crack and decided stealing deoderant would be a good idea.
2006-03-20 08:56:04 PM  
Perhaps he was just feeling...not so fresh.
2006-03-20 09:00:25 PM  
Secret and Sudafed, must have got lost in the translation.
2006-03-20 09:04:41 PM  
Aint dat da shvitz
2006-03-20 09:18:46 PM  
whyamibleeding: Or he was just farked up on crack and decided stealing deoderant would be a good idea.

The Coke Fairy tells me to steal things.
2006-03-20 09:21:09 PM  
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"Wow. I can't wait to get my mouth around his Balls."
2006-03-20 09:44:36 PM  
How the hell was he planning to ride a mountain bike with all those deoderant containers down his pants?
2006-03-21 01:02:34 AM  
You just know those as*holes at the store put that deodorant back of the shelf after they recovered it.....I feel sorry for the customers who bought it later. I'll bet they wondered what that strange smell was on the outside of the container.
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