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(CBC)   Convicted drunk driver deemed fit to stand trial for doing it again, despite his claims that Shania Twain controls his mind   ( divider line
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2006-03-20 12:15:53 PM  
Shania Twain can control me all she wants. I hope she controls you too. The controling demands you post pictures of shania.

(did not rtfa.. just thought about shania)
2006-03-20 12:15:58 PM  
Guess that excuse didn't impress the judge much.
2006-03-20 12:17:52 PM  
yes i second the motion for pics
2006-03-20 12:18:25 PM  
I wouldn't hear it desipte what he says either.
2006-03-20 12:19:09 PM  
i'm just here for the *fap,fap,fap,fap*
2006-03-20 12:19:18 PM  
Shania Rocks!

(She controls what I do as well.)
2006-03-20 12:19:56 PM  

2006-03-20 12:20:39 PM  
Ooohhh I loves me some Shania Twain.

I bet a friend that if Bush won the election, I would sleep with Shania Twain. So....

/don't say it won't happen, dude.
2006-03-20 12:20:53 PM  
Shania Twain is annoying - yes she's easy on the eyes, but that's all she has to offer... and that damned annoying keyboard riff in 'feel like a woman' travesty...

Faith Hill > Shania
2006-03-20 12:23:38 PM  
She needs more cowbell.
2006-03-20 12:25:00 PM  
Sad part: The dude has killed people.
Funny part: The headline was no joke. RTFA - he really DOES think Shania Twain told him to do it.
2006-03-20 12:25:46 PM  
bump: Faith Hill > Shania

indeed - not to mention:
Mary Chapin Carpenter > Shania
Allison Krauss > Shania
Suzy Boguss > Shania
Kathy Mattea > Shania
Sara Evans > Shania.

Shania is easy on the eyes, hard on the ears.
2006-03-20 12:26:28 PM  
You can claim about Shania's demon nature what you want, but she does not control humans. That's what the aliens do.
2006-03-20 12:28:37 PM  
Much like Shania herself, that don't impress me much.

/she's no rocket scientist.
2006-03-20 12:29:31 PM  
13 minutes and still no hot Shania pics. My faith in fark is slipping.
2006-03-20 12:29:45 PM  
I'm not that quick on the draw.. but

2006-03-20 12:30:16 PM  
Allison Krauss > Shania

Allison Krauss has the most perfect female voice evar...
2006-03-20 12:30:48 PM  
Who does he think he is, Elvis or something?
2006-03-20 12:31:43 PM  
She doesn't control my mind... just my pants.
2006-03-20 12:32:57 PM  
Probably caught himself singing out loud "feel like a woman" in public, way too many times.

/not that I would ever do that
2006-03-20 12:33:23 PM  
bump: Allison Krauss has the most perfect female voice evar...

and she can jam. hard.
2006-03-20 12:34:34 PM  
"Your honour, anything you do or say is okay because you had a bad hair day. And if you change your mind a million times, I'll say, yeah, like it that way."
2006-03-20 12:34:42 PM  
Actually, it's David Letterman controlling Shania who is controlling this poor person...
2006-03-20 12:35:01 PM  
You can bet that the ACLU will go to war on this one.
2006-03-20 12:39:53 PM  
This thread needs more Shania pics:
2006-03-20 12:40:51 PM  
Easy on the eyes = looks like porn star?
2006-03-20 12:46:55 PM  
The voices in my head demand more Shania Twain pictures.
2006-03-20 12:49:30 PM
2006-03-20 12:51:24 PM  
If I had any html skillz, I'd post pictures from I Heart Huckabees.

But I have none, so I cannot.
2006-03-20 12:52:50 PM  
That's hot.
2006-03-20 12:54:37 PM  
Shania is very beautiful, and anyone would be lucky to sleep with a woman as beautfil as she is...

But that song about "shoes" makes me want to burn something down. Anything, really, doesn't matter.

So, I have to give her a "thumbs down" overall, for making me want to burn things.
2006-03-20 12:58:59 PM  
this guy is the biggest idiot ever... I have met the family that was affected by this and they are still devastated and hurt that he is still out there drinking and driving illegally and obviously isn't sorry. He only got seven years for killing the mother and her son in a drunk driving accident. Canada's justice system sucks royally!
2006-03-20 01:05:36 PM  
Shania Twain's no Mary Hart. But both of their voices make me go into seizures and try and swallow my tongue.
2006-03-20 01:06:16 PM  
I'm willing to bet the real person controlling his
mind is Celine Dion. . . She's pure evil and already
in Canada.

/That Canadian show-boating winch . . .
2006-03-20 01:08:30 PM  
i was in the BMG cd club and they sent me a shania cd as the selction of the month once.

i didn't open it because i was afraid i'd spank my monkey.
2006-03-20 01:08:45 PM  
brynthian: She's pure evil and already
in CanadaLas Vegas
, apparently.

maybe it was Bryan Adams. he cuts like a knife

Corey Hart?
2006-03-20 02:01:15 PM  
So, how do you get 'Shania' from 'Eileen'?

Who cares? MORE PIX!!!!
2006-03-20 02:50:28 PM  
Ron Howard is controlling my mind! I'll get you Ron Howard!!!

//Stroker & Hoop.
///Shania who?
////We named the dog Shania.
2006-03-20 04:40:32 PM
2006-03-20 05:00:37 PM  
This is really strange. Shania Twain controls my pant size, seriously. Whenever I see her, my pants get really tight and when she goes away my pants go back to their normal size.
2006-03-21 12:10:08 AM  
KT Tunstall. Holy cats.

/And if April Winchell is reading this, thanks!
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