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(sploid.com)   Man picks up hitchhiker, takes him to convenience store, and forces him to eat pizza and drink wine at knifepoint   (sploid.com) divider line 86
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RabidDog
2006-03-17 11:29:15 AM
That's terrible, the humanity, the emotional turmoil. Pizza and wine.
 
Man On Fire
2006-03-17 11:36:39 AM
Nuclear war called, it wants its Scary tag back. I think what you were looking for was the "Wierd" tag.
 
willywanka
2006-03-17 11:44:28 AM
AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

did he make him smoke a joint afterward, then force him to play Sega for three hours at gunpoint?
 
lunchinlewis [TotalFark]
2006-03-17 11:45:08 AM
www.dvdork.com
 
pwhp_67
2006-03-17 12:43:31 PM
Another thing that will never happen to me.

*sigh*
 
ShadowPenguin
2006-03-17 02:27:48 PM
that's gonna be my saturday night, no need to "cut" me. thats a fine meal right there.

/Chris's NY pizza
//Dei Feudi Di San Gregorio Greco di Tufo 2003
 
satchel13
2006-03-17 03:18:04 PM
Just when you think it's safe to hitchhike in Mobile, Alabama, something like this happens...
 
hurdygurdy27
2006-03-17 04:03:41 PM
Caligula? Is that you?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2006-03-17 04:04:17 PM
And I thought *I* was lonely for friends and companionship.

At least you guys like me, right? Right?!? Don't make me cut you!!
 
Headso
2006-03-17 04:04:42 PM
dad?
 
hurdygurdy27
2006-03-17 04:05:00 PM
Jacksonville Trifecta in play?
 
Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2006-03-17 04:05:08 PM
Yeah, but it was probably farking MERLOT!!!

(Was talking with a guy in the local wine business the other day, and he said ever since the movie "Sideways" they're seeing tourists doing some dumbass things, like drinking out of the spitbucket or refusing to drink merlot.)

Hagewood then offered the clerk $40 for a bag of ice and a soda, refusing any change. By now it had become clear that he was mad with drink.

We just don't get enough articles with the phrase "mad with drink".
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2006-03-17 04:05:30 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
Garble
2006-03-17 04:06:38 PM
So... except for the whole knife thing it was pretty cool.
 
pabelanger
2006-03-17 04:07:00 PM
www.kazemisu.me.uk
/sorry
//already on beer number 3
///still at work
////high-tech baby!
 
rockYouLikeCornOnTheCob
2006-03-17 04:07:36 PM
Sheer awesomeness. Thats a life threatening situation I could handle.
 
geosprint
2006-03-17 04:07:41 PM
Isn't this how great porn films begin???? At least this is my beginning.....
 
conniemac
2006-03-17 04:08:52 PM
Did the submitter actually RTFA? The hitchhiker wassn't forced to drink wine, but the driver smashed open a bottle and drank it himself.
 
Contrabulous Flabtraption [TotalFark]
2006-03-17 04:08:57 PM
fake
 
Garble
2006-03-17 04:09:28 PM
By now it had become clear that he was mad with drink.

I need to start using "mad with drink" in conversations.
 
gnosis301
2006-03-17 04:09:57 PM
What does this remind me of. . .

"White people like Wayne Brady. . .because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."
 
busy chillin'
2006-03-17 04:11:16 PM
they made me smoke crack, i swear
 
bobbooty
2006-03-17 04:14:24 PM
I hope at least it was white wine. Pinot grigio goes pretty well with pizza.

/just sayin'
 
shillCrowbar
2006-03-17 04:14:42 PM
Perhaps he had eaten of the insane root.
 
Feltonl
2006-03-17 04:16:00 PM
He kept talking about 7 minute abs...
 
nerium
2006-03-17 04:16:22 PM
The H2G2 photo doubles teh Funny!

/mad with drink!
 
bobbooty
2006-03-17 04:16:36 PM
www.gourmetindia.com
/obvious
 
buwolverine
2006-03-17 04:16:38 PM
"Did the submitter actually RTFA? The hitchhiker wassn't forced to drink wine, but the driver smashed open a bottle and drank it himself"

Yeah he may not have been forced (doesn't really say) but he did drink wine with his pizza.

"In the hopes of calming Hagewood down, Watson continued to choke down the pizza and drink some wine."
 
Sumdumfarkr
2006-03-17 04:17:10 PM
Cousin Smedley?
 
GetaLife [TotalFark]
2006-03-17 04:17:38 PM
I`m not even supposed to be here today!
 
ronniejamesdio
2006-03-17 04:17:42 PM
The comfy chair
 
Mr. Clarence Butterworth
2006-03-17 04:17:44 PM
What kind of dumbass hitchhikes without a weapon?
 
mr. mister
2006-03-17 04:18:04 PM
Other seldom used phrases... and go.

/If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.
 
donblas
2006-03-17 04:18:50 PM
hurdygurdy27: Caligula? Is that you?

No kidding.

Definately deserves the weird tag ...
 
adm_crunch
2006-03-17 04:19:25 PM
67.15.60.36

Wanted for questioning.
 
AlienOmega
2006-03-17 04:20:07 PM
Better check behind the fridge to see if "GLUTTONY" was written on the wall with pizza sauce...
 
yuriko
2006-03-17 04:20:46 PM
Garble:
Ha! I was just coming over here to say that!

"You were twenty minutes late to work today!"
"Sorry, sir. I was mad with drink."
 
AlienOmega
2006-03-17 04:20:47 PM
Crap, too slow.
 
gilbert408
2006-03-17 04:21:01 PM
I wanna see the Tarantino portrayal of this.
 
Aura
2006-03-17 04:22:04 PM
Damn, the Noid's really gone down hill since Domino's fired him.

www.animateclay.com
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2006-03-17 04:22:26 PM
Garble: I need to start using "mad with drink" in conversations.

That stood out to me, too. Sounds awfully British for a story that starts in Mobile and ends in Jacksonville!
 
murphy83
2006-03-17 04:26:19 PM
This sounds like one of my typical dates. Most people refuse to eat or drink because they think its polite. I don't tolerate that.
 
Outlaw2097
2006-03-17 04:27:04 PM
sounds like a script for Sideways 2
 
frenchcheesemuseum [TotalFark]
2006-03-17 04:27:47 PM
I know I'm not the first to say it but "...mad with drink"????

haha
 
Transhumanist
2006-03-17 04:29:11 PM
"Mad with drink"?

Zounds!
 
MPLArms
2006-03-17 04:31:02 PM
"mad with drink"...???

I've always been happy with drink...until the next morning.
 
Bellaphl
2006-03-17 04:32:24 PM
bobbooty- The pinot grigio comment made me snort my afternoon coffee.
 
djmed
2006-03-17 04:35:42 PM
some guys have all the luck
 
Vacuitys Bane
2006-03-17 04:39:21 PM
I would provide a witty respone, but alas, I am mad with drink and its bitter tide constraineth the grounding of my humours.
 
beefstick
2006-03-17 04:46:06 PM
I would provide a witty respone, but alas, I am mad with drink and its bitter tide constraineth the grounding of my humours.
 
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