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(Contact Music)   Salma Hayek says her full frontal nude scene in new film was important to the story   (contactmusic.com) divider line 48
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2006-03-16 03:09:52 PM  
Worthless without pics.

FIRST!!!!!!!
 
2006-03-16 03:12:56 PM  
Browncoat: FIRST!!!!!!!

*cockpunches Browncoat*

SECOND!
 
2006-03-16 03:16:23 PM  
*cockpunches hitchking*

THIRD!
 
2006-03-16 03:18:24 PM  
*cockpunches5000_gallons_of_toothpaste:*

Fourth
 
2006-03-16 03:21:43 PM  
*plays with his...wait, what were we doing?

Fifth.
 
2006-03-16 03:21:56 PM  
I don't understand the attraction. She never farking smiles. In fact she looks like she has to fart, but can't get it out. Wouldn't hit it.

*waits for cockpunch*
 
2006-03-16 03:26:31 PM  
eddyatwork: Wouldn't hit it.

How Dare you! Thats it,No Hot Latina Boobies for you!

The reason you never see her smile is the photographers and editors think it makes her look Sultry and exotic frowning like that. I have seen pics of her smiling it just bring out her hotness even more.

\ I would hit even when she had the Fedia mustache thing going on.
 
2006-03-16 03:34:41 PM  
Fish taco smiles.
 
2006-03-16 03:50:07 PM  
And the angels sing, "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"
 
2006-03-16 03:54:23 PM  
Hey fellas, what's goi-*Yesdog is cockpunched*

HEY WTF!? SCREW THIS, I'M LEAVING

*limps out*
 
2006-03-16 04:02:03 PM  
Melissa topless, Salma nude, who will get the trifecta?

Taking votes now...
 
2006-03-16 04:24:01 PM  
Texian: Melissa topless, Salma nude, who will get the trifecta?

Taking votes now...



Paris Hilton possibly?

Oh, wait I meant...oh nevermind.
 
2006-03-16 04:25:47 PM  
Penelope Cruz!? Oh Please God!
 
2006-03-16 04:26:18 PM  
i was just gonna say, has anyone seen the melissa thereieaieaiult pics on foobies?
 
2006-03-16 04:30:18 PM  
I'm voting for Melissa Etheridge to complete the trifecta.

/ cockpunch to self
 
2006-03-16 04:31:29 PM  
eddyatwork: I don't understand the attraction. She never farking smiles. In fact she looks like she has to fart, but can't get it out. Wouldn't hit it.

*waits for cockpunch*


*cockpunch*

First of all, she smiles all the time but even if she didn't, who gives a rat's ass? Jessica Simpsons smiles all the time, with her dead eyes, maybe that's better.
 
2006-03-16 04:38:55 PM  
dead eyes, like dolls eyes....


/shudder
 
2006-03-16 04:41:40 PM  
UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM. . . Salma Hayek's foobies

They put a screencap of her nude scene from Frida in Palyboy this month - my fantasy 33% fulfilled.

/Hot latinas rule
//Salma's a latina
///Salma rules!!
////Can't beat slashie logic
 
2006-03-16 04:41:58 PM  
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2006-03-16 04:46:52 PM  
eddyatwork: I don't understand the attraction. She never farking smiles. In fact she looks like she has to fart, but can't get it out. Wouldn't hit it.

HAL_lives: dead eyes, like dolls eyes....

You people are joking right? I know tastes are subjective, but did you see her in Dogma?

absolute-free-sexx.com

nudecelebs-a-z.com
 
2006-03-16 04:49:20 PM  
images.contactmusic.com

\yup
 
2006-03-16 04:49:46 PM  
choloworld.tripod.com
 
2006-03-16 04:49:46 PM  
i guess i should by stocks in kleenex and baby-oil....

as i plan to replay that scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over again....

once the DVD is released for private home viewing.

/hehe - i said release... i plan to do my own releasing!
 
2006-03-16 04:50:43 PM  
Important to the story of "how're we gonna sell enough tickets for this turkey to get us all real paid?"

/ Will buy tix, DVD, posters, life-sized action figures ...
 
2006-03-16 04:56:14 PM  
To all kittens: Where is your god now?!
 
2006-03-16 05:18:02 PM  
I'm still waiting for Eliza Dushku's topless pics.

/so wants to touch...
 
2006-03-16 05:25:21 PM  
eddyatwork
I don't understand the attraction. She never farking smiles.


look a bit lower.
 
2006-03-16 05:29:21 PM  
*cockpunches eddyatwork*

Watch the lesbian scene in Frida, if you can get past her unibrow.
 
2006-03-16 05:37:54 PM  
I'll see the movie, because she's so farkin hot!
 
2006-03-16 05:43:16 PM  
*randomly cockpuches people, cuz it's fun!*
 
2006-03-16 05:56:18 PM  
HAYEK DEFENDS SEXY SCENES

So do we....

GODDDDDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....!
 
2006-03-16 06:13:06 PM  
So....no pics of said frontal nudity yet?
 
2006-03-16 06:18:38 PM  
*fakes cockpunches at random farkers, fondles them instead.* Runs away.

Thank you, men!
 
2006-03-16 07:05:08 PM  
Polartank13
I'm still waiting for Eliza Dushku's topless pics.

In the meantime some non topless pics, including some pantyless pics.

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2006-03-16 07:19:27 PM  
This thread is worthless without *more* pics!

/thirty third!
 
2006-03-16 08:48:36 PM  
churty -fo'th
more pics plz
 
2006-03-16 09:23:30 PM  
Dunno whether that was "more Eliza", "more Salma" or "more who-cares-as-long-as-there-are-Boobies"

Since I have no Salma but some more Eliza laying around:

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2006-03-16 09:39:36 PM  
Do-it-yourself:

http://www.e-dushku.com/gallery/

(A few thousand more, lotsa HQ)
 
2006-03-16 10:55:24 PM  
cockpunches eddyatwork

Anyone who says they wouldn't hit Salma deserves all the cockpunches they get. Or a kick in the box, as even hetero women want to hit Salma.
 
2006-03-16 11:49:55 PM  
I for one would hit it twice (even if she is short)
home.earthlink.net

Dogma puts me in a "special place"
 
2006-03-17 01:17:25 AM  
images.contactmusic.com
Big head-ness. Looks like Teri Hatcher (sp?)? and wtf is up with her arms?
 
2006-03-17 10:00:39 AM  
Wasn't she topless in Desperado?
 
2006-03-17 02:29:47 PM  
Hey hey... Selma!! It's okay! You made your sale when you said "full frontal nudity".
 
2006-03-17 02:53:42 PM  
so hot right now..
 
2006-03-17 08:33:38 PM  
Didn't RTFA, but I can positively say, "yes, Salma, you're right. It is important to the story. In every one of your movies."

/every one
 
2006-03-17 09:00:18 PM  
Exxxcellant!

Next up -- I've said it before, I'll say it some more - Free the Johannsson 2!
 
2006-03-17 09:16:32 PM  
And tonight on "It's The Arts" - the role of the nude in my bed. Now starring Salma.
 
2006-03-18 03:45:41 PM  
cockpunches eddyatwork

/certain he needs it again
 
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