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2006-03-16 12:34:30 PM  
I remember finding random half smoked doobies around the garage when I was about 10.. but damn -pops can't put that shiat out of the reach of his 3 year old? Sad.
 
2006-03-16 12:42:19 PM  
So? Pansies! We used to bring pre-mixed screwdrivers on the bus when we were young!! Stone drunk by the time we got to school.
 
2006-03-16 01:04:45 PM  
What is a 3-year-old doing on a school bus?
 
2006-03-16 02:01:42 PM  
If I was a caring parent, I would never use a kid any younger than 6 to be my drug mule. That's just common sense and good parenting.
 
2006-03-16 02:11:38 PM  
3yrs old.. on a schoolbus? what grade is that? pre-preschool?
seems too young to me.. but i dont know jack about kids.

and then.. another pot smoking parent being neglectful..sigh..
it'll never get legalized at this rate. way to go dummy!
 
2006-03-16 02:40:04 PM  
I guess they start career training in schools early now days.
 
2006-03-16 02:41:56 PM  
Maybe he was in Oberlin's define your own program Pre-School.
 
2006-03-16 03:48:46 PM  
lol brap
 
2006-03-16 03:51:11 PM  
The only high paying job left in America....
 
2006-03-16 03:51:29 PM  
img128.imagevenue.com
 
2006-03-16 03:54:30 PM  
SomeIdiot

Heh my buddy got yelled at for looking at Playboy in front of his 6 month old son. His wife later took a bath with the kid.

So its okay to look at your mom's tits and bush but not other women? That kids messed up for life! :)
 
2006-03-16 03:54:49 PM  

www.livanosgroup.co.za



GIS search for "pot"

/had to be done
 
2006-03-16 03:55:23 PM  
astrnomr
Came here to say the same thing. I will leave quietly.
 
2006-03-16 03:55:33 PM  
What is a 3-year-old doing on a school bus?

Exactly.
 
2006-03-16 03:58:22 PM  
We have a saying here in Dearborn, it's called "Fark Monroe, dude." The whole town is creepy. Driving around it at 3am and seeing kids riding their bikes in the street, and people out on their porches, and dudes hitching up their pants. My friends and I deemed both The Munsters Theme song and the Theme to Unsolved Mysteries as appropriate for the whole place.
 
2006-03-16 03:58:30 PM  
What is a 3-year-old doing on a school bus?

Exactly.


He's selling pot, DUH... Daddy needs a new pair of shoes...
 
2006-03-16 03:59:51 PM  
parents were probably too farked up from smoking they put the wrong kid on the bus...
 
2006-03-16 04:00:00 PM  
::head in hands:: Ah, gods... this is local news for me - Monroe is 10 minutes from Dundee. My husband and I saw this on the news this morning. ::groans:: As if Michigan didn't already have a bad reputation...
 
2006-03-16 04:01:37 PM  
Snakes on a School bus?

/huh?
 
2006-03-16 04:03:11 PM  
So its okay to look at your mom's tits and bush but not other women? That kids messed up for life! :)

See Mom? I told you it was OK. Now smile for the camera...
 
2006-03-16 04:03:12 PM  
attn st00pid 3 year old:

please learn how to stash your chronic properly.


Thank you.
 
2006-03-16 04:05:01 PM  
Three year old unattended by a parent on a school bus? wtf?

/DNRTFA
 
2006-03-16 04:08:23 PM  
BobtheFascist

What is a 3-year-old doing on a school bus?

Exactly.


Well..it doesn't actually say that he was supposed to be on the bus. He could have been outside, saw the bigger kids get on, and wanted to follow.

/parents STILL asshats
 
2006-03-16 04:09:18 PM  
I wonder what the going rate for marijuana is among 3-year-olds?

A quarter-ounce in exchange for a Spongebob Squarepants thermos?

And for the record, I used to ride the bus when I was little and it helped to be a little stoned the way the drivers drove.... I remember hitting some train tracks doing about 60 mph and bouncing out of my seat.
 
2006-03-16 04:11:29 PM  
substitute bus driver! dang, the gig is up.

/dont know anyting. my name is larry and i work in shipping.
 
2006-03-16 04:11:36 PM  
But did he bring enough for everybody ?
 
2006-03-16 04:15:15 PM  
Eugenics was a good idea. Why did we give that up?
 
2006-03-16 04:19:04 PM  
I'll trade you a choco-puddin and this apple for that dime of BigBud.

/deal
 
2006-03-16 04:20:57 PM  
When I think about the three year old that I babysat from time to time, I think WTF? That girl still occasionally needed an "Oops I Crapped My Pants". There's no way in hell she'd be on the bus by herself.

/OICMP became necessity after younger sister was born and she reverted to baby behavior
 
2006-03-16 04:21:37 PM  
what the hell is the 3 year old dooing on a school bus, not escorted by parents. 3 year olds can only go to pre school. I barely let my 4 year old out of my sight unless they are playing at a friends house.
 
2006-03-16 04:22:07 PM  
isnt 3 a little young to be going to school?
 
2006-03-16 04:25:32 PM  
hehh

http://www.radicalhippie.com/images/VW/POT.jpg
 
2006-03-16 04:29:00 PM  
In Monroe, MI, the kid probably wasn't really "on" the bus. He was probably behind a little stand at the bus stop with a sign that read "Dime Bags! Nickel Bags! Ask about our after skool crack speshuls!". Sort of like a lemonade stand in normal towns.
 
2006-03-16 04:29:47 PM  
I don't care what the reason, kids with pot, house full of cats, Ric Romero sighting... I'm just happy Monroe finally made it on the Fark.com map!
 
2006-03-16 04:30:28 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: and then.. another pot smoking parent being neglectful..sigh..
it'll never get legalized at this rate. way to go dummy!


maybe there's a correlation?
 
2006-03-16 04:35:34 PM  
Son?
 
2006-03-16 04:37:23 PM  
I looked all over the car for that bag tew.


/didn't find it
 
2006-03-16 04:46:03 PM  
Time for some Dave Chapelle:

"Hey baby! What you doin' on that corner?"
 
2006-03-16 04:46:15 PM  
Why is a three year old getting on a school bus? I can't imagine letting my three year old ride on a bus alone.
 
2006-03-16 04:48:59 PM  
Clark Kent: I remember hitting some train tracks doing about 60 mph and bouncing out of my seat.

Yeah, but at least you could fly.
 
2006-03-16 04:51:16 PM  
I agree, LegacyDL:

Now this is when I know I'm in a bad neighborhood, you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. Remember, this was 3 o'clock in the morning. I looked out the window, and there was a f*cking baby standing on the corner. And the baby didn't even look scared, he was just standing there. And it made me sad you know, because I wanted to help the baby. I was like, "Mm mm I don't trust you either, click! clllick! The old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shiat. But where is this limousine driver?" As time goes by I start feeling worse, I was like, "What the hell is wrong with me, I'm scared of a baby! But this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. I gotta do something." But I wasn't gonna get out of the car. I'm serious, man. I just cranked the window open a little bit. "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the f*ck are you doing up?" The baby says, "I'm selling weed, nubian!"
 
2006-03-16 04:52:09 PM  
>>>>and then.. another pot smoking parent being neglectful..sigh..
it'll never get legalized at this rate. way to go dummy!

i'm pretty sure you're right about this.... and what pisses me off about it is there are NEVER any neglectful alcoholic parents
 
2006-03-16 04:52:33 PM  
So, how long till we earn a Michigan tag? I voulenteer to photochop it
 
2006-03-16 04:53:19 PM  
THAT'S MS YOU TARD, NOT MI, MS!
 
2006-03-16 04:53:26 PM  
Kid Rock is from Monroe.
How old are his kids? maybe 3?
 
2006-03-16 04:57:04 PM  
Heh, farkin' Fark filter. I guess no derivative of the "n-word" is acceptable. Ah well, live and learn.

/didn't show up in the preview
 
2006-03-16 04:57:04 PM  
DeadInTheShadows

I thought the saying in Dearborn was:

YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI
 
2006-03-16 05:03:34 PM  
3 year olds go to school?
 
2006-03-16 05:29:58 PM  
THREE YEAR OLD ON A SCHOOL BUS INFO:

Three year olds in special education preschool, which all school districts have, are entitled to transportation (on a school bus). My 3 year old rides the bus every day. She has a car seat on the bus.

These busses have very few students, they are all special ed kids, and all are under the age of 5. There is a bus driver and an aide on these busses. They are not having 3 year olds ride the crazy ass school bus full of elementary school students you remember riding.

That is all.
 
2006-03-16 05:44:43 PM  
Man... I don't have kids but I can't see too many parents putting a three-year-old on a bus, no matter what.

spacemonkeygrif
Snakes on a School bus?


That would only work as a movie if the bus were wired to explode if its speed dropped below 80 mph.
 
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