And they won't stop until they have all the sugar.

Damn that Connor biatch...

Boinkers, your romeros are pure genius.

NEXT HEADLINE:

Gov't calls up Flea Circus Ringleaders from retirement...

I, for one, support our cliche overlords...

Ha. This is funny because we talked about it in my Bio-Medical Engineering class.

These have been around for years. My drone rigger controls a bunch of these to spy on Mega-Corporations.

/Momentary lapse into dorkiness

Get the cliche right!

It goes like this:

Pentagon developing insect cyborgs for spy missions, finding Sarah Connor

Sheesh

Wasn't this a Tom Selleck movie?

Ha ha, just for kicks I thought I would share what is being said on DU about this:

What is coming in the not-too-distant future are small, inexpensive, lightweight "microcopter" drones, armed with scaled-down automatic weapons. Just imagine--thousands of the little radio-controlled critters flying around taking out those nasty terrorists (or those nasty unpatriotic protestors)

and my favourite wacko viewpoint of the day...

Aids didn't work well enough. Let's unleash another horror.

Come on freepers, share with us. If this has been posted there, what is the most extreme, wacko post on your website that made your eyes roll?

There goes the whole...

One-way mirror gig down @ teh No Tell Motel

/ Roach-Cam!

MOTHRA VS DARPA?

damn liberals trying to shoot down technology, but only when it has to do with keeping this contry safe from terrorists. you know, that's practically treason, i saw we start rounding up the Dems about now...

How can researchers justify the time and money put into this project when all it takes is a can of Raid to negate it?

nicoffeine: Wasn't this a Tom Selleck movie?

Aw man, is that Runaway? or summat like that.

I had gene simmons in it as the baddie, and a gun with bullets that went round corners!

80s videos rock!

/wants to time travel to 80s

Sarah Conner jokes will never get old.

/lie
//slashies will never get old either
///lie again

nicoffeine:

Yeah it was!
Had that "Put the Ding in your Schwing" Blond

/ Cant remember name of either... Daaaaayum!

They're also testing a 20-ton robot.

Talk about covering all their bases.

No pun intended.

Ah the kinder, gentler Matrix.

Now doubleplus good and 900 ft. Jesus approved.

Dr. Hank Pym is not impressed.

//Comic geek

How about cyborg stinging insects that inject deadly poison into their victimes.. Too much possibility for abuse? :)

i know about these cyborgs.
it is real. very real.
you all think you have all the answers
and you try to talk like you know what it is
you are talking about.
but you have no idea. none at all.
if you did, you'd be rethinking your lax attitudes.
i'm 100% serious about this. no BS.
You should think before you post next time.

I always thought that bad movies needed more naked cyborgs in them, but this isn't exactly what I envisioned would happen in real life.

/disappointed
//only a bit

Finally a reason to post my Medical Dalek here. The future is now.

/YOU WILL BE INEBRIATED! INHALE!

Pentagon is like living in a fantasyland, says Rumbsfeld. "Farking sharks with laser beams stealthfully patrolling the oceans, robot armies of mass destruction fighting battles 24/7 and they don't complain about the body armor, now insects that do whatever we tell them to do, like hide in hotel beds and seek out weapons that don't exist."

IMDB search:

RUNAWAY (1984) by Michael Crichton

Tom Selleck, Cynthia Rhodes, Gene Simmons, Kirstie Alley

I guess this means that the Pentagon will soon be able to be tracked with insect cyborgs.

Malachamavet: Dr. Hank Pym is not impressed.


I totally agree. His cybernetic helmet would enable him to takeover any cyborgs that got in his way.

Oh - and I just remembered the impaling robobugs from Ultimate Fantastic Four.

The insergents in Iraq are kicking our asses and all they have some old russian machine guns and a couple '86 Dodge pickups.

How are cyborg bugs going to stablize Iraq so our brave soldiers can come home?

CAMEL SPIDERS?

If they spent more time trying to win the war in Iraq instead of inventing cyborg bugs, our brave soldiers would be home by now.

Muta: The insergents in Iraq are kicking our asses and all they have some old russian machine guns and a couple '86 Dodge pickups.

How are cyborg bugs going to stablize Iraq so our brave soldiers can come home?

It won't. But it sure will make some politicians and their tech industry "clients" a lot of money. And maybe a few Pentagon staffers might make some cash under the table in return for procuring the contract.

i hate you, you greenlight whoring cliche using submitter......

i especially hate you for using the sarah connor cliche... you sir are teh ghey....

Handily defeated by:

Is That Dammed Old Kennedy Farker At It Again?

/ Geezum Crow!

Yes, by all means sink more money into the war on Iraq, instead of finding a way to stabilize the country. (Hint: killing more Iraqis is not it.)

If they spent more time trying to win the war in Iraq instead of inventing cyborg bugs, our brave soldiers would be home by now.

Friend, friend, friend. Didn't you get the memo? Not only was the mission accomplished, and an end to all major combat operations called, but the mere THOUGHT there might be a civil war is... ludicrous.

Ask this guy:

already thought of

eh? I know I had a <i> around there somewhere

CLOCKSPIDER?

um...this is in clear violation of a late 90s treaty...course, when has that ever stopped us.... -_-

Thank you, Rob4127! That is exactly what I thought of.

well... and Dr. Bambi Berenbaum, since you can't really think of that episode without thinking of her.

To the person who put the billboard up:

PedroWonStopVoting:

Seen any Cucarachas con camera's?

The CIA once used a cat to spy on the Russians during the Cold War. Turned out badly, the cat got ran over by a car once they let it go.

HUMAN RACE.
in reality, you may only have a couple generations left.

hope for the best.

/yes the aliens told me to tell you