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		Extinction of blondes turns out to be a hoax; they will have trouble with their shoelaces for many centuries to come (snopes.com)		98
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thespindrifter		2006-03-11 12:40:11 AM

What goes:
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A:

BLonde at flashing red light.

fragMasterFlash		2006-03-11 12:41:19 AM

Unavailable for comment

patronsipper		2006-03-11 12:42:24 AM

haha this is dumb............. patronsipper

oohay

com

fragMasterFlash		2006-03-11 12:47:15 AM

patronsipper

Not dumb. Just stupid. I'm guessing the password for your account starts with a 'T'...

BillSPreston		2006-03-11 12:48:43 AM

Hoax or no hoax, I plan to do my part to further dilute their gene pool.
/redheads too

patronsipper		2006-03-11 12:52:21 AM

hahahahaha...... t why would you say that and nooo you are way off

cd6020		2006-03-11 12:53:38 AM

Stormfront assplodes!

carltrips		2006-03-11 12:54:51 AM

*yawn*
wake me up when something new is linked

hey, did you hear that the burnt scuba diver in the tree in a forest fire is untrue?

/sarcasm

mbrother		2006-03-11 12:55:21 AM

Where is TheDumbBlonde when you need her?! We need a summon card...

A simple one, easily understood.

mbrother		2006-03-11 12:56:24 AM

And I'm having a moment myself...my credit card on paypal expired and I lost total fark for the time being.

patronsipper		2006-03-11 12:56:30 AM

hey i like redheads (i am not a red head ) but some of them are either really farking ugly or really pretty so dont hate player... haha patronsipper

oohay

com

boomaze		2006-03-11 12:56:39 AM

BillSPreston

Word, brother, word.

SpoonPlz		2006-03-11 12:56:53 AM

patronsipper, thanks for the new junk email.

/I keed...

patronsipper		2006-03-11 12:58:18 AM

haha yeah give me an address to reply and thanks for letting me spread the virus dummy!!!!! www.myspace.com/patronsipper

Cubicle Jockey		2006-03-11 12:59:00 AM

Now I am flashing back to high school biology and Punnett Squares.

Flashman73		2006-03-11 12:59:34 AM

Paris Hilton = brunette with bleached hair
Jessica Simpson = brunette with bleached hair
Ashley Simpson = brunette with bleached hair
Ann Coulter = brunette with bleached hair

/see their pics as children, nobody "goes blonde" naturally in their 20's-30's from brunette
//"blonde countries" do very well in global education rankings

crypt0z0ic		2006-03-11 12:59:58 AM

Although I usually prefer dark haired women, or women of African descent, there are a few blondes that I find sexy as hell.

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brakbudy		2006-03-11 01:00:37 AM

Son of a biatch, usually I don't fall for bullshiat like this, but I fell for this one. fark! And after I told people the story too. Now I'm going to look like a rube. Should I tell them it was a hoax or just hope they never look into it any further and forget about it?

patronsipper		2006-03-11 01:01:11 AM

haha i just wana say fark is great!!!! WWW.MYSPACE.COM/PATRONSIPPER

JOEKC		2006-03-11 01:05:39 AM

My first greenlight in three years of trying. And after dropping my TF subscription. Guess my bitter theories on that were all wrong.

MrBeetle		2006-03-11 01:06:15 AM

I used Da Colbert Code and saw this. Knowing the future is indeed a heavy burden.

ypsifly		2006-03-11 01:07:27 AM

I love me some redheads wimmin'. Maybe being a guy with red hair has something to do with it. A natural drive to perpetuate the species perhaps?

I'm drinking blonde ale tonight and now feel compelled to switch to amber.

Oh and Patronpisser, enough with the attention whoreage. Throw chicks down a whole and force the lotion on the skin much?

patronsipper		2006-03-11 01:09:42 AM

your sick !!!! red heads are special people (well excluding you)

ypsifly		2006-03-11 01:11:32 AM

JOEKC: My first greenlight in three years of trying. And after dropping my TF subscription. Guess my bitter theories on that were all wrong.

Actually, you dropped your account before your turn came up and tonight was "Throw The Liters A Bone Night". Or it was "Renew Past Subscriptions Night".

/Flame on!

boomaze		2006-03-11 01:12:01 AM

ypsifly
I'm drinking blonde ale tonight and now feel compelled to switch to amber.

I'm pounding the Red Hook Blonde Ale myself.

Oh and Patronpisser, enough with the attention whoreage. Throw chicks down a whole and force the lotion on the skin much?

ROTFL

Reed Solomon		2006-03-11 01:12:05 AM

Oh can't we all just get along.. with me.. at my place..all night..

patronsipper		2006-03-11 01:13:49 AM

i guess your right about the whoreage but i want more page views for my blogs thats all i am having a gay ass contest so dont bash it farker!

ypsifly		2006-03-11 01:14:31 AM

patronsipper: your sick !!!! red heads are special people (well excluding you)

Oohh! Ouch! Zing!

Oh wait, you're from Florida. Nothing negative I could say can top that.

patronsipper		2006-03-11 01:15:36 AM

lol a little lonley huh

aerojockey		2006-03-11 01:17:21 AM

Ok, so a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all pregnant and sitting in the waiting room at the ob/gyn clinic.

The brunette says, "I'm going to have a boy because my man was on top of me when it happened."

The redhead says, "I'm going to have a girl because I was on top of my man when it happened."

At this point, the blonde get really scared, and says, "Oh no! I'm going to have puppies!"

So there you go, blondes are going to die out because they keep having puppies.

patronsipper		2006-03-11 01:18:03 AM

yeah where do you live in minnesota????? hahaha u know you cant bash florida you wish you could be here on vacation!

ypsifly		2006-03-11 01:21:34 AM

patronsipper: yeah where do you live in minnesota????? hahaha u know you cant bash florida you wish you could be here on vacation!

No, but I used to own a condo in the panhandle and got tired of spending my time off in a state full of child molesters and mouth breeders.

Why do you think you have your own Fark tag?

Seriously, you are out of your league and should just concentrate on forcing 8 year olds to give you BJs while you sip your cactus juice.

patronsipper		2006-03-11 01:26:34 AM

HAHA THE PANHANDLE YOU ARENT REALLY IN FLORIDA TILL YOU COME TO MIAMI AND ENOUGH WITH THAT SICKNESS ILL JUST CALL YOU CHESTER THE MELESTOR SINCE YOU ARE SO INTO 8 YR OLDS CACTUS JUICE

ypsifly		2006-03-11 01:27:20 AM

Done feeding the juvenille attention whore.....

fragMasterFlash		2006-03-11 01:27:45 AM

I was wondering what Floridians do to occupy themselves after Wal*Mart lock ups for the night. Thanks to patronsipper for clearing that up...

antron		2006-03-11 01:31:31 AM

ypsifly: and mouth breeders

WTF?! It's mouth-breathers (pops)
unless they really do breed from their, um, mouths

patronsipper		2006-03-11 01:32:38 AM

you guys are gay you are on here doing the same thing i am and frag is actually getting a kick out of this i just want to say YPSIFLY you remind me of a big piece of butt cheese oh by th way wal mart is 24 hours here sorry im not in a small town in the hills where everywhere you go is up the hill down the mountian and 30 minutes around the corner!

BaconatedGrapefruit		2006-03-11 01:35:56 AM

patronsipper: you guys are gay you are on here doing the same thing i am and frag is actually getting a kick out of this i just want to say YPSIFLY you remind me of a big piece of butt cheese oh by th way wal mart is 24 hours here sorry im not in a small town in the hills where everywhere you go is up the hill down the mountian and 30 minutes around the corner!

Don't you have to be 12 to post on fark, or was that never in the terms?

patronsipper		2006-03-11 01:37:32 AM

haha i dont believe it was in the terms whys everyone picking on me its a farking website people!

jessicas_whip		2006-03-11 01:40:22 AM

Obviously, we need to get out there and start breeding with the blonde/blond population so they do not die out!

//On my way to look for hot blond guys to save from extinction

ypsifly		2006-03-11 01:41:23 AM

antron: unless they really do breed from their, um, mouths

I say it that way to emphasise the ignorant colloquialisms of common trailer trash. God damn the day the trailer parks were given intraweb access. Tonight is a perfect example, we have someone correcting us on the operating hours of the local Wal-Mart.

Need I say more?

SuperCatBarf		2006-03-11 01:41:52 AM

I know why. It's because you're a poorly educated, know-nothing, can't-spell, unfunny dumbass.

fragMasterFlash		2006-03-11 01:42:01 AM

One thread jack deserves another. Tennis anyone?
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PhoenixSpirit001		2006-03-11 01:45:15 AM

This thread is made of troll and fail.

just kat		2006-03-11 01:46:03 AM

nice bottom.

patronsipper		2006-03-11 01:47:46 AM

wow and you are a much better person than i am .. ya know its funny how all of a sudden my myspace page got 12 more views than before i came on here and i love the attention honey so keep on replying to me i love it!! it is also hilarious how people get mad and start to tell you things about you when really you know nothing about that person!!

fragMasterFlash		2006-03-11 01:51:44 AM

Blondes Rock!111!
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boomaze		2006-03-11 01:53:37 AM

patronsipper
What the hell are you doing up so late? Don't your parents know? Florida is white trash hell. By the way, redhead or not, you probably just had 12 sexual predators hit you MySpace account, darling.

//**cracks 40th beer**
//Watches flamewar