I saw the link in the article as Dirtytalk.com

Hoping to give Christians an alternative to logging on to MySpace.com a "social website" that has been linked to crimes against youth

Ah yes, some good old "MySpace kills people" top notch journalism.

Is this Xtian sight MyHeaven.com or MyLord.com
???

Wow...Jesus rose from the dead and now uses the internets!

I seriously considered getting a TalkDitty account just to leave obnoxious comments on that Jesus profile. It's just not worth it, though.

Because no one in the church has ever commited crimes against youths...

/altar boys?

place of fellowship that is safe, clean and up to date

Who wants to help me change that?

dimoko:
Because no one in the church has ever commited crimes against youths...

/altar boys?

They're talking about Christians...not Catholics!

WTF is "dittytalk"?

Hoping to give Christians an alternative to logging on to MySpace.com a "social website" that has been linked to crimes against youth

Hoping to give christians an alternative to Catholicism - a "church" that has been linked to crimes against youth...

Are all the profiles still full of lies?

See, our God is an awesome one. He even gives inspiration....to MLB players.

MyChrist?

my profile is boring

myspace.com/jimmyjazz14

/Not Christian
//Not anything really

More Christian bashing. I swear that someday we should quit mid-mass and exterminate all of you athiests. We should pick up our swords and slice you like bread. We should then sell your body parts on eBay so that we can place new security cameras in the boys restroom. Christians aren't boring, we're full of God, and that keeps us from sinning. All you sinners care about is having fun, drinking and farking like rabbits. Save yourselves now. Come to confession, and don't tell your parents where you are. No boys over the age of 14, please.

Wow. The profiles are identical to the myspace ones. Lawsuit?

So now priests won't have to leave the rectory for some sweet boy ass.

"I like boring things" - Andy Warhol

MySpace.com - Because why would you want to, like, walk outside to meet people?

Kanyon
Apparently, DittyTalk.com never checked Urban Dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ditty

B, Richard_M_Nixon

Wow, the Catholic bashing came way sooner than I expected it to in this thread. Bravo.

/Catholic
//dating a Mormon
///Does that mean I'm going to Hell?

I feel so much better, knowing that Jesus is in my extended network.

This posting needs more black rocker dude.


HE GOT DA FUNK!!111

WayneKerr

All you sinners care about is having fun, drinking and farking like rabbits.

I'm Christian. Must have missed the part of the Bible where God banned having fun, drinking and farking like rabbits.

/love farking like rabbits
//only with the wife though

jimmyjazz: Not anything really

Except a Clash fan, maybe...:)

MySpace.com - Because why would you want to, like, walk outside to meet people?

Because shy girls will approach you on MySpace, and not elsewhere. It happens to me a few times a week on MySpace, and a whole bunch of never in public.

WayneKerr

weak troll

The Christian Yout market in the US is huge... I really need to figure out away to capitalize on this so I can make some cash. Then run, far away...

Make that youth...

yeah,but it'll be great there.donnie and marie osmond will sing to you for eternity.

Should be some fun profiles on that site...

"You know what they say about Catholic girls? Well I'm the reason they say it."

"Want to see Heaven? Call me!"

"Baptists do it under water!"

"Christ took three days to rise again. Me, I keep going all night long."

"My body is a temple. All are welcome through the south gate and rear entrance, but please leave your offerings on the front face of the church."

Hey, if the Catholics didn't want to get bashed, the priests should have not farked so many kids. Then tried to cover it up. You reap what you sow.

/no sympathy

Dammit...there goes like 50% of the half nekkid hotties on myspace!

(seriously...ever notice the less clothes a girl has on in her pictures the more references to christ/jesus/the bible are in her profile?)

Good for them. One marvelous use of the internets is that it brings like-minded individuals together: be they Christians looking to make friends or Japanese tentacle-rape fetishists.

So, if "the Rapture" comes, will this domain be available?

The Christian Yout market...



What's a "yout"?

whidbey

Of course I'm a Clash fan. I like Joe Strummer more than I like Jesus.




yeah - cooler than Jesus with out a doubt

No one is asking the right question..

WTF is a 'Bible college teacher'???

tricycleracer

What's a "yout"?

It's a young person from da U.P.!

I work for DittyTalk.com

So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers believe anything they hear.

=D
/Go Jebus!

Teucer
WayneKerr

weak troll

agreed

Mr. Clarence Butterworth

They never had to in the first place.

/ you beat me to it
// you bastard

The name for the site is taken from Ephesians 2:10, "We are His workmanship." The Greek word for workmanship is "poiema," which is the basis for the English word "poem," or song hence "ditty."

If I had better html skillz, I'd post the picture of the German Shepherd with the "WTF?" look on its face. Louis Farrakhan is lucid in comparison with this statement.

I'm sure the site will have a few users, mainly girls. The real popularity of Myspace is that it has the most members, actually it has dam near everybody. It will take a while before somebody else comes along and replaces Myspace with something better, the same way Myspace destroyed Xanga.

ScottMpls

Bullfights on acid? You channeling the King of Gonzo?

Also, it's not "if" but "when"

2012?

WayneKerr

I don't think you want to associate Christianity with the Christians on myspace. Courtesy of :

Gods soldier:"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"

JoJo!:"Not everyone gets abortions just for kicks. But a lot of people do."

Ashanti Queen:"abortion is pure murder!! is human cruelty! y kill an innocent soul??? even if it was alrite in de bible, i still wouldnt be up for it. if u r pregnant and dont want it, y dont u have de baby n den put him/her up for adoption?? or have a ceacarian and put de baby in an incubator if u fink u cant handle him/her 4 nine months?? after all de 6 (not sure) commandment say DO NOT COMMIT MURDER!!!"

There are Christians, and then there are stupid, self-righteous, bigoted idiots.