Hmm. My first greenlight, and the first time I've submitted something where I was not trying to get a greenlight. Go figure.

That's the key to getting greenlit. Don't focus on your credit-greedy goal but on the interestingness of the story.

/my fifth submission was greenlit
//i like to brag
///why do people get so happy when green lit
////attention whores

Haha, beat you, DDDAVE! :)

This is, like, so 1980, when people would come into school with digital calculators and show off how they could spell words upside down in numbers.

MUrray Hill5-9975?

it makes her 33207?

what? lozee?

/what?

Yeah, so my math sucks. You get the picture.

010101100110000101100111011010010110111001100001011011000010000001000010011011 000110111101101111011001000010000001000110011000010111001001110100

This thread is worthless without pics (or quotes.)

"NewsChannel 11 spoke with the 13-year-old victim's family Wednesday..."

--victim?????

She's been having a hard time in school because of a secret message on her cell phone. Jesus. I missed out on about a brazillion lawsuit opportunities growing up. MY TEACHERS STRUCK ME MULTIPLE TIMES WITH A WOODEN STICK WHILE OTHER KIDS WATCHED AS A MATTER IF ROUTINE! And neither me, nor my parents, nor the other kids who endured the same thing ever uttered the words 'lawsuit'. We have truly gone to hell in a handbasket. I hope everyone is happy. The teacher is probably an idiot - his punishment should be someone saying, 'dude, don't do that or you're fired.' her compensation? a freakin' hot cocoa sampler box - if that makes you do poorly in school honey then you better sign up for the freakin' food stamps toot sweet cause it's all downhill from here.

37047734

/not as good in this format

pi^2

Thrag: This is, like, so 1980, when people would come into school with digital calculators and show off how they could spell words upside down in numbers.

I didn't do it until 1992.

I remember this fondly in 4th grade. I remember that there was a girl in class that had 51817 as her nick name, and how each dirty number was achieved by some sort of story or somewhat... crap and so forth, it's been years and I don't remember any of them. :(

God I wish I remembered Binary, too. :( *emo tears*

and 00761? Vandal7000 you diry, diry man.

379906 379906

abyschan
God I wish I remembered Binary
Here, try this

i'm not getting the "dirty numbers." I cannot read them at all.

anyway, next they'll be firing teachers for accidentally passing gas.

I'm useless. What's 01010101101011101000011 ?

Change it to Decimal and that's 2807619 - Big Lobz?

"fark you, you stupid cocksucking son of a biatch"?

(Although to be fair, that only works on old Soviet knockoffs of certain late 1970s-model Texas Instruments calculators).

69

See, it looks harmless enough at first glance, but then you turn it upside down...

I choose not to post binary...
The mods don't find it amusing *hides*

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Thanks PhotoBucket

Wow. We used to do that sort of thing back in the days of led calculators.

There needs to be a OLD tag.

10100010

010101000110100001101001011100110010000001110100011010000111001001100101011000 010110010000100000011010010111001100100000011101110110111101110010011101000110 100001101100011001010111001101110011001000000111011101101001011101000110100001 1011110111010101110100001000000111000001101001011000110111001100100001
Tj-

caddisfly..

"what are you doing?"

"just passing time"

tonkin:
3704558

I know you're a BSSbOLE, but what am I?

uosdwiS .r jewoH unavailable to comment.

the zipcode of my hometown is 77340

I feel soooo dirty.

(.)(.)

nsfw

5304 7735 1

HAHAHAHAHA!

mrCasual wins!

/well played

55318008 5304 7735 1

/lame

010101010100011001001001010000010010000001100001011011100111100101101111011011 100110010100111111

/surprised nobody did this one

3284725972 843749273 293193 213 103

Wow, lots of people getting small mistakes in their binary.

My recommendation: 01001100 01100101 01100101 01110100 01101011 01100101 01111001 .

My fav. # 6.9 thats sixtynine with a period in the middle.

Tigger: I just broke my farking monitor trying to turn it upside down.

thanks fark.

LOL THX

9009 (pops)

i want my phone number to be 531-8008. how awesome would that be

For calculator words,

http://www.langmaker.com/calculatorwords.htm


/got nothing

+Hb|uo+ xas aneH euuem

/I don't know..

so I guess what everyone is saying is - they have no clue what the dirty message could have been, because at 13, if you havent heard any of those messages, your being raised in a concrete box?

right?