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(Channel Eleventy1one)   "Police are saying a teacher text messaged a hidden code, but when you turn it upside-down, it becomes an inappropriate message." What is it?   ( divider line
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2006-03-09 08:09:19 PM  
Hmm. My first greenlight, and the first time I've submitted something where I was not trying to get a greenlight. Go figure.

That's the key to getting greenlit. Don't focus on your credit-greedy goal but on the interestingness of the story.

/my fifth submission was greenlit
//i like to brag
///why do people get so happy when green lit
////attention whores
2006-03-09 08:09:33 PM  
Haha, beat you, DDDAVE! :)
2006-03-09 08:10:04 PM  
This is, like, so 1980, when people would come into school with digital calculators and show off how they could spell words upside down in numbers.
2006-03-09 08:10:39 PM  
MUrray Hill5-9975?
2006-03-09 08:11:18 PM  
it makes her 33207?

what? lozee?

2006-03-09 08:12:22 PM  
Yeah, so my math sucks. You get the picture.
2006-03-09 08:12:47 PM  
010101100110000101100111011010010110111001100001011011000010000001000010011011 000110111101101111011001000010000001000110011000010111001001110100
2006-03-09 08:13:45 PM  
This thread is worthless without pics (or quotes.)
2006-03-09 08:13:58 PM  
"NewsChannel 11 spoke with the 13-year-old victim's family Wednesday..."

2006-03-09 08:14:02 PM  
She's been having a hard time in school because of a secret message on her cell phone. Jesus. I missed out on about a brazillion lawsuit opportunities growing up. MY TEACHERS STRUCK ME MULTIPLE TIMES WITH A WOODEN STICK WHILE OTHER KIDS WATCHED AS A MATTER IF ROUTINE! And neither me, nor my parents, nor the other kids who endured the same thing ever uttered the words 'lawsuit'. We have truly gone to hell in a handbasket. I hope everyone is happy. The teacher is probably an idiot - his punishment should be someone saying, 'dude, don't do that or you're fired.' her compensation? a freakin' hot cocoa sampler box - if that makes you do poorly in school honey then you better sign up for the freakin' food stamps toot sweet cause it's all downhill from here.
2006-03-09 08:14:03 PM  

/not as good in this format
2006-03-09 08:14:15 PM  
2006-03-09 08:14:22 PM  
Thrag: This is, like, so 1980, when people would come into school with digital calculators and show off how they could spell words upside down in numbers.

I didn't do it until 1992.
2006-03-09 08:14:58 PM  

xas umop ap!sdn

upside down sex
2006-03-09 08:15:26 PM  

2006-03-09 08:15:45 PM  
I remember this fondly in 4th grade. I remember that there was a girl in class that had 51817 as her nick name, and how each dirty number was achieved by some sort of story or somewhat... crap and so forth, it's been years and I don't remember any of them. :(

God I wish I remembered Binary, too. :( *emo tears*

and 00761? Vandal7000 you diry, diry man.
2006-03-09 08:16:08 PM  
379906 379906
2006-03-09 08:18:06 PM  
2006-03-09 08:10:39 PM Forsythe P. Jones

Murray Hill, my favorite drag-king/host with the most?
2006-03-09 08:19:54 PM  
God I wish I remembered Binary
Here, try this
2006-03-09 08:21:06 PM  
i'm not getting the "dirty numbers." I cannot read them at all.

anyway, next they'll be firing teachers for accidentally passing gas.
2006-03-09 08:23:21 PM  
I'm useless. What's U1]000011 ?

Change it to Decimal and that's 2807619 - Big Lobz?
2006-03-09 08:23:41 PM  
"fark you, you stupid cocksucking son of a biatch"?

(Although to be fair, that only works on old Soviet knockoffs of certain late 1970s-model Texas Instruments calculators).
2006-03-09 08:23:52 PM  

"You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever."

//watches too many movies
//am not as sick as this post makes me sound
2006-03-09 08:24:55 PM  

See, it looks harmless enough at first glance, but then you turn it upside down...
2006-03-09 08:26:05 PM  
I choose not to post binary...
The mods don't find it amusing *hides*
2006-03-09 08:30:56 PM  
{} C====8
2006-03-09 08:30:57 PM

Thanks PhotoBucket
2006-03-09 08:34:28 PM  
Wow. We used to do that sort of thing back in the days of led calculators.

There needs to be a OLD tag.
2006-03-09 08:35:26 PM  
2006-03-09 08:37:54 PM  
2006-03-09 08:39:31 PM  
This thr011001​X Y00 is wor0111​F 1^M1^Y01ss wit01​10100001 1{10101t pics!
2006-03-09 08:39:44 PM  

"what are you doing?"

"just passing time"
2006-03-09 08:40:40 PM  

I know you're a BSSbOLE, but what am I?
2006-03-09 08:42:36 PM  
uosdwiS .r jewoH unavailable to comment.
2006-03-09 08:43:34 PM
2006-03-09 08:45:26 PM  
the zipcode of my hometown is 77340

I feel soooo dirty.
2006-03-09 08:46:06 PM  

2006-03-09 08:47:04 PM  
5304 7735 1
2006-03-09 08:52:35 PM  

mrCasual wins!

/well played
2006-03-09 08:53:01 PM  
55318008 5304 7735 1

2006-03-09 08:54:27 PM  
UFIA any011011​11011011 121?

/surprised nobody did this one
2006-03-09 08:55:45 PM  
3284725972 843749273 293193 213 103
2006-03-09 08:56:18 PM  
Wow, lots of people getting small mistakes in their binary.

My recommendation: L e e t k e y .
2006-03-09 08:56:35 PM  
My fav. # 6.9 thats sixtynine with a period in the middle.
2006-03-09 08:56:54 PM  
Tigger: I just broke my farking monitor trying to turn it upside down.

thanks fark.

2006-03-09 08:57:13 PM  
9009 (pops)
2006-03-09 09:00:09 PM  
i want my phone number to be 531-8008. how awesome would that be
2006-03-09 09:01:10 PM  
For calculator words,

/got nothing
2006-03-09 09:06:56 PM  
+Hb|uo+ xas aneH euuem

/I don't know..
2006-03-09 09:09:39 PM  
so I guess what everyone is saying is - they have no clue what the dirty message could have been, because at 13, if you havent heard any of those messages, your being raised in a concrete box?

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