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(Some Guy)   Mom buys teenage son tickets to Girls Gone Wild tour thinking it was some sort of concert. Hilarity ensues   (battlecreekenquirer.com) divider line 133
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2006-03-09 09:14:12 AM
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GIS for Sone
 
2006-03-09 09:18:31 AM
"...the event described in print was the same one her two adult sons attended."

I'm confused, teenage sone = adult?
 
2006-03-09 09:26:11 AM
Damn! He was thinking, "I'm going to get me sone tonight!"
 
2006-03-09 09:33:02 AM
Insone mom.
 
2006-03-09 09:42:14 AM
Dammit I want sone!
 
2006-03-09 09:53:39 AM
Aw. Cute sone. Only 39 more and she'll have her own little phon!
 
2006-03-09 09:59:11 AM
Joe Francis, 32, founded the "Girls Gone Wild" in 1997 by selling low-budget videos of young women flashing their breasts at Mardi Gras and on spring break. In the past eight years, Francis has expanded the Girls Gone Wild empire to include more than 200 video titles, a clothing line and a music album; a Hooters-style restaurant chain also is in the works.


GGW is opening up a restaurant chain? Dear lord, how are those poor waitresses going to keep that black bar reading "UNCENSORED" from falling off their chests?
 
2006-03-09 10:08:26 AM
Mom needs to chill... her sons are adults!
 
2006-03-09 10:12:04 AM
Mom needs to chill... her sons are adults!

Agreed.
 
2006-03-09 10:40:19 AM
The concert featured critically praised national acts Faktion, Hinder, Revelation Theory and Default. But the "Girls Gone Wild" sponsorship, and the local girls who were filmed partially naked, have led the public and a local bar owner to question whether such an event belonged in Battle Creek.

"I was trying to bring some great bands to Battle Creek," said Ted Keaton, owner of Planet Rock, which hosted the event. "After this, I don't think I'll have 'Girls Gone Wild' back again."


Umm...Ok, has this guy not watched TV since 1997? How surprised can you really be at this when Girls Gone Wild is involved?
 
2006-03-09 11:38:46 AM
Hey, at least they didn't ask for tickets to see Brokeback Mountain.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2006-03-09 11:39:56 AM
I love living in a country that respects free enterprise, regardless of what you think of Mr. Francis.

People in Battle Creek should eat some more cereal and STFU.
 
2006-03-09 11:41:19 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

of course...
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2006-03-09 11:41:52 AM
Okay, do these adult sons live in Mom's basement? If not, she should STFU. If so, they should move the fark out.
 
2006-03-09 11:42:29 AM
There is a Girls gone wild tour?
/imagines a bus full of drunk, semi naked girls doing... stuff...

/alll riiiight!
 
2006-03-09 11:42:36 AM
Balls shock
 
2006-03-09 11:42:48 AM
I WAS THERE...

There wasn't a chick in the place that didn't lose their virginity in the back seat of a mid 80's Camaro. That and I'm pretty sure they all still live in wheel-estate.

It was sickening.
 
2006-03-09 11:44:01 AM
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2006-03-09 11:44:23 AM
Not knowing the content, my mom once took me to
"Last Tango in Paris" when I was 10.

Asking her to pass me the butter at the Dinner table has never been the same since.
 
sfl
2006-03-09 11:44:44 AM
"At least half of the people I talked to while standing in line said they were here for the bands," Fox said.


Roiiiiiiiiiiiit.
 
2006-03-09 11:45:18 AM
"Kids read the paper, too. The article should have never been printed."

"I said, 'Is this what we bought for your birthday?'"


what an idiot.
 
2006-03-09 11:45:28 AM
Sone. Not Boney.
 
2006-03-09 11:46:00 AM
Burn_The_Plows: I'm confused, teenage sone = adult?

18+ is legally an adult.

18 & 19 is still "teenage"

AG
 
2006-03-09 11:46:02 AM
Moms who are getting disgusted that their adult son wants to see boobies are more out of touch with mainstream humanity than Hollywood will ever be.
 
2006-03-09 11:46:04 AM
Battle Creek, Michigan! Home of none other than

www.5starcomics.com
 
2006-03-09 11:46:35 AM
How out of touch are these people? I dont believe the club owner didnt know the show he booked. The mother has never seen local TV news during sweeps month or late nite TV ads?
 
2006-03-09 11:47:00 AM
"At least half of the people I talked to while standing in line said they were here for the bands," Fox said.


Yeah, and I go to Hooters for their great food!!
 
2006-03-09 11:47:47 AM
I saw this video that made Girls Gone Wild look like a girl scout meeting. "Party Hardcore" I think it was called. Filmed in Russia or something, it was essentially a party where they invite a ton of young, hot chicks and feed them all the free booze they want. Then, the male strippers come out and all hell breaks loose. Yes, the title was appropriate, if you're wondering.

The really amazing thing was not that some of these girls would do that, no big surprise there. Not even that some of them would do that in a public bar with video and still photography going on... no, the most amazing thing was that some of the women doing this stuff actually had wedding rings on.

Truly amazing.

I found it on Usenet, but I believe they have a pay website as well...
 
2006-03-09 11:47:55 AM
so who wants to start up an involuntary euthanization clinic in battle creek, we can throw in an abortion too.

why is it that i get so pissed off when someone tries to infringe on my right to see a hot girl make a bad choice in her young life?
 
2006-03-09 11:48:57 AM
"I told the boys that I was just disgusted with them," she said. "I said, 'Is this what we bought for your birthday?'"

What are they... stuck in a 1950s sitcom?
I picture them in black and white.
 
2006-03-09 11:49:07 AM
Words like "great bands" kept being used in the same article as Default.

I don't get it, what great band was there?
 
2006-03-09 11:49:31 AM
The concert featured critically praised national acts Faktion, Hinder, Revelation Theory and Default.

I can honestly say I have nevar heard of any of these "bands".
 
2006-03-09 11:49:32 AM
GGW tour came to Huntsville Alabama last night. I imagine it was very disappointing, as there is a severe shortage of drunk sorority girls here. Probably ended up being a bunch of socially inept engineers talking about their WoW characters...
 
2006-03-09 11:50:10 AM
Shooter_McGavin: "Party Hardcore"

HAHAH! I LOVE THAT [nsfw...] SERIES.

i would love to be one of those guys that travels with the camera to each of the locations filled with lots of girls.
 
2006-03-09 11:50:16 AM
My 11 year old saw a GGW commercial and immediately entered puberty. Swiped my credit card and bought three tickets. For him, his younger brother, and me.

God I love my son.....
 
2006-03-09 11:50:22 AM
I cannot stand this country and its absolute prudishness. ONLY in America does a mother get upset over a pair of boobs (besides like the Middle East or something, but they are so farked up, I dont know where to start). I mean really, I bet her Adult/Teenager sons (However old they are) have seen plenty of breasts in their lifetime, and to live in denial and say It is not wholesome. My little boy is innocent wakeup mother of the year boys do what boys do. Sex is not that bad! You know what really screws with a kids brain?

Violence

That is what farks them up more so than anything. Seeing some guy get his head chopped off, how THAT is traumatizing. A pair of boobs, what is the worse that is going to happen? Oh, the boy might want to have sex, whoop-dee-doo.

You say they are going to become sex-addicts? News flash, look at Europe. They are a lot more open about sex in that country, are there hundreds and thousands of sex crazed lunatics? NO. When it comes to perversion and the such, is not what you watch, it is your upbringing. Now addressing to the woman in the article: Let the kid see a few titties, hey, maybe his balls will drop, and you will get that poll out of his ass. And he can finally become a man.
 
2006-03-09 11:50:48 AM
"I told the boys that I was just disgusted with them," she said. "I said, 'Is this what we bought for your birthday?'"

Yes Mom, it is what you bought us. Now get out of my farking house and get that old coot husband of your's off my lawn!!
 
2006-03-09 11:51:24 AM
1950s was the Golden Age of American conservatism: women stayed home to cook and clean, children were seen and not heard, and minorities knew their place and stayed there.
 
2006-03-09 11:52:32 AM
Much in the same vein:

www.2wallpaper.com
 
sfl
2006-03-09 11:52:35 AM
home.earthlink.net
 
2006-03-09 11:53:54 AM
I personally believe Joe Francis makes the most erotic videos EVAR!!!


I always think its the hottest when the moment of shame and intoxication mix. The girls (who have gone wild) always look like they're on the verge of tears, while Francis is laughing and cheering.

/Francis make Flynt look classy
 
2006-03-09 11:55:29 AM
*golf clap* for Mr. Clarence Butterworth

You've been served, Butterworth! Pleasantville-style!
 
sfl
2006-03-09 11:55:42 AM
I cannot stand this country and its absolute prudishness. ONLY in America does a mother get upset over a pair of boobs (besides like the Middle East or something, but they are so farked up, I dont know where to start). I mean really, I bet her Adult/Teenager sons (However old they are) have seen plenty of breasts in their lifetime, and to live in denial and say blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."
 
2006-03-09 11:55:58 AM
Note to Drew: need to have the Fark Foundation start a "Self-inflicted Wound" award. Like the kid from John Brown U who posted the transvestite pictures of himself and got kicked out of the conservative school for it.

And this woman:
"It was just terrible, all the details that were printed," Ball said, referring to descriptions of a wet T-shirt contest that was filmed on stage. "Kids read the paper, too. The article should have never been printed." But buying tickets for my kids to the event: PRICELESS!
 
2006-03-09 11:57:17 AM
It took me more than 3 minutes to write that last post?
Damn, I'm hung-over...
 
2006-03-09 11:58:05 AM
it should be legal to rape any of these girls on those tapes if you see them in the street
 
2006-03-09 11:59:15 AM
Oh pics of the kids looking at teh boobies make me laugh!
 
2006-03-09 11:59:25 AM
BATMAN AND ROBIN TO TEH RES-Q!!!~!one1!~!
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sfl
2006-03-09 11:59:28 AM
it should be legal to rape any of these girls on those tapes if you see them in the street

Cancel your TF subscription and spend the money on sensitivity training...and psychotherapy.
 
2006-03-09 12:02:39 PM
Battle Creek... also the home of ex-Metallica bass player Jason "Newkid" Newsted.
 
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