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(NYPost)   Lil John is trying his hand at the porn game. No he's not an actor, his entire involvement consists of popping in during intimate scenes and screaming things in the backround   (nypost.com) divider line 101
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2006-03-08 08:01:16 PM
WHAT?????
 
2006-03-08 08:04:04 PM
How do you mistype "intimate" as "entimate"?
 
2006-03-08 08:05:15 PM
GIS for "entimate"

i2.tinypic.com


Like, woah....
 
2006-03-08 08:06:34 PM
Oh I get it... it's like a brand or something.

/did not RTFA
 
2006-03-08 08:07:43 PM
How do you mistype "intimate" as "entimate"?

fark those letter aren't even close to each other on the keyboard. So to answer your question "Uhh, I'm stupid"
/submitter
 
2006-03-08 08:09:30 PM
When your name is "Little John", you should probably not be involved in porn.

/just sayin'
//and the guy is overrated
 
2006-03-08 08:18:44 PM
And _that's_the_way_the_cookie_crumbles: //and the guy is overrated

YEAH!!!
 
2006-03-08 09:35:40 PM
Is that something like an Entenmanns moment? Because I am soooo there!
 
2006-03-08 10:05:23 PM
Entimate? Like, porn with insects?

/probably exists
 
2006-03-08 10:57:07 PM
WHAT??

OK!!
 
2006-03-08 11:42:50 PM
YAYUH!
 
2006-03-09 01:46:57 AM
While Jon does not have sex on camera, he wrote the bass-heavy score and pops up throughout the flesh flick during intimate scenes - at one point exclaiming, "I love my job!"

And he says "I love my job!" with his British accent too.

He'll also show up and yell out "OooKAAAAAY"
 
2006-03-09 02:10:04 AM
trice is like woah!
 
2006-03-09 02:12:27 AM
"...trying his hand at the porn game."

Now that brings to mind some kitten killing images...
 
2006-03-09 02:14:52 AM
i love rap music. i'm a huge wu-tang fan and i listen to everything from eminem to nas to 2pac.
lil john is a farking loser that basically yells stuff and morons go around yelling what he yells, so people buy his music.
i wish somebody would shoot his ass.
 
2006-03-09 02:17:48 AM
HA!! Dick Johnson!
 
2006-03-09 02:19:40 AM
Somebody post his high school picture
 
2006-03-09 02:25:26 AM
starvinmarvin
 
2006-03-09 02:25:29 AM
But why does he have to always do it while wearing a mask of my mom?
 
2006-03-09 02:26:03 AM
Nevermind, I suck at HTML.
 
2006-03-09 02:26:58 AM
what hilly_12 said
 
2006-03-09 02:27:37 AM
Lil who?
 
2006-03-09 02:28:35 AM
WHAAAT?!?
 
2006-03-09 02:30:08 AM
eminem to nas to 2pac

just to give you an idea of what you look like to people like me who don't listen to rap:

I listen to EVERYTHING!!! from Britney Spears, to Christina Aguilera, to Ashley Simpson!!!!....sometimes when i get crazy i throw in a little Avril Lavigne to spice things up!

/were you trying to say there was a differance between the three rappers you were listing?
//Old Count Bassie!
 
2006-03-09 02:31:21 AM
alright you music snobs, pretending to not know who lil jo..wait a minute, who?
 
2006-03-09 02:32:27 AM
GIS for insect porn.....

clicky
 
2006-03-09 02:33:05 AM
That's creepy.
/by the by he sucks ass.
 
2006-03-09 02:39:15 AM
F L A C I D.
 
2006-03-09 02:42:19 AM
2006-03-09 02:30:08 AM Blhack

eminem to nas to 2pac

just to give you an idea of what you look like to people like me who don't listen to rap:

I listen to EVERYTHING!!! from Britney Spears, to Christina Aguilera, to Ashley Simpson!!!!....sometimes when i get crazy i throw in a little Avril Lavigne to spice things up!

/were you tryin



///// why don't you just turn your damn garth brooks on and stfu. loser. some of us are under the age of 40 and straight.
 
2006-03-09 02:45:06 AM
For anyone who gives a fark it's LIL JON without the H

/YEAH!!!!
 
2006-03-09 02:50:38 AM
hilly_12

actually i'm 19 and i have a girlfriend.

/if you would like to try again, please hang up and place your call again, this is a recording.
 
2006-03-09 02:51:38 AM
Eminem to Nas to 2pac?

even in the world of rap, those are pretty similar artists.

If you want to act like you listen to a wide variety of rap artists say something like....

"I love rap. I listen to everthing...from Aceyalone to De La Soul to Tech Nine to Hieroglyphics to A Tribe called Quest to Wu-Tang Clan to Outkast to Kanye West to Geto Boys to Mac Dre to Snoop Dogg to Eminem To Biggie to Missy Elliot to Souls of Mischief to Blackalicious to Jay-z to Aesop Rock to Peanut Butter Wolf.....etc"

THAT would show a diverse taste in rap music.

now, if you want to show an diverse tast in music OVERALL, I'm gonna have to make a bigger list
 
2006-03-09 02:54:24 AM
OKAAY!!
 
2006-03-09 02:55:25 AM
oh, and by the by darksider...lil jon doesn't suck. People that don't like lil jon either don't understand the history/culture of hip-hop or don't like rap at all (which is fine, but for all of you that claim to like rap but don't like lil jon...listen up)
 
2006-03-09 02:56:23 AM
If Lil John appears and yells something in the background of your porn right as you're climaxing, you turn gay.
 
2006-03-09 02:59:12 AM
i could list my entire cd collection, but that would take forever. and as far as that homo that is 19 with a girlfriend ... 15 and finding out that blowing guys is what you like are very different than what you said.
Birdhouse ... some of those groups you named, i can honestly say i have no idea who they are. i give you props for that.
i'm pretty much a wu--head, but i like jay-z and tribe and kanye and biggie. i am old enough to say that i remember when 2 live crew and nwa came out.

/rap rules
//blhack would get his aaassss kicked if he lived on the east or west coast
///wu-tang forever!!!!
 
2006-03-09 03:02:36 AM
Birdhouse

Thank you :).

oh, Hillbilly, here are most of the cds that i've purchased in the last couple of months:

http://www.angelfire.com/weird/sorce38/hilly_billy
 
2006-03-09 03:04:49 AM
Hillbilly

blhack lives on the west coast!
but shhhhh ;-)
/ASU
//Please insert another token.
 
2006-03-09 03:10:51 AM
Pretty good liskt blhack. It's a damn shame you listen to AFI, Simple Plan and The Starting Line.
 
2006-03-09 03:11:14 AM
YEAH!!!!!!

img104.imageshack.us
 
2006-03-09 03:11:26 AM
wow, you've wasted a ton of money bl-fag.
why don't you download music like everybody else does now adays. or will you mother yell at you and not give you any lovin.
and if you want to get into the east/west coast thing - even though you don't know what that means because your music is basically elton john of the modern times - the west coast sucks and the east rules.


/i live in new york and i'll kick you in the face biatch.
//don't mouth off if you can't even grow pubes
///drew should take your fark membership away because you are a bigger homo than those dudes in the gay cowboy movie.
 
2006-03-09 03:17:30 AM
Birdhouse
I don't listen to Simple Plan or the Starting line, it is useful when somebody comes over and wants to hear it though (okay so maybe i toss in on every once in a while...you caught me!). I am guilty of listening to a little AFI once in a while, although its usually Black Sails...not sing the sorrow.
SO SHOOT ME! :(
Lately though i've been listening to Tony Bennet - Playin' with my friends, i just REALLY REALLY like that cd, a LOT!
 
2006-03-09 03:21:28 AM
Great...now over-hyped idiots are out to ruin porn. What's next, ruin a good bowel movement?
 
2006-03-09 03:23:47 AM
hilly_12

Hilly, I was going to maybe say that you were around 14 years old or something, but you're 28. So i don't get it, was that last post satire? Are you drunk? WTF? are you TRYING to make yourself look like an idiot?

bl-fag, hrm...i'd say that pretty much sums it uP!
the west coast sucks and the east rules, INDEED!
///drew should take your fark membership away because you are a bigger homo than those dudes in the gay cowboy movie. Are you talking about brokeback mountain? Yes, i'm sure you've NEVER heard of it, and just COULDN"T think of the name.

/Please insert another credit to continue playing
 
2006-03-09 03:29:52 AM
SKEET! SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!

/obvious
 
2006-03-09 03:30:25 AM
Blhack, other than the Bosstones, Bad Religion and Audioslave, you have god-awful taste in music.
 
2006-03-09 03:31:49 AM
dude, quit trying to act like you are smarter than everybody else. i bet you won't amount to half of what i have in my life and you are listening to such awesome music as the backstreet boys (look at the list).


/yes i've been drinking
//that's what some adults do on their days off. we go out and drink and have fun with our friends
///you wouldn't know because you are a dork that is looking foward to getting his head plunged into a crapper at school tomorrow
 
2006-03-09 03:33:53 AM
Five Minute Standup

I've very much open to suggestions :). I like the stuff that I like, and you like the stuff that you like. It would not be possible for me to love something if someone did not hate it, so in a way, thank you.
Seriously, just suggest a cd you think I would like, and i'll buy it.
 
2006-03-09 03:36:32 AM
That's what you have to do when you have no talent and your 15 minutes of fame are up. Poor fella...
 
2006-03-09 03:38:43 AM
hilly_12
What have you accomplished so far? Maybe you have accomplished more in your life than I have in mine. That list contained about 2500 songs, about 10 of which was the new backstreet boys cd that came out last year. How is it possible to dislike something without first examining it? I got the Cd, gave it a listen, then decided that I didn't like it.
Out of curiousity where do you work? Yeah, i like to enjoy a few beers with friends when I'm not busy too, coors lite is okay, but i'm more of a Guiness kind of guy.
 
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