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(   Woman wrecks Lexus and jumps off 80-foot bridge because she "was terrified that someone was going to hurt her"   ( divider line
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9076 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2006 at 10:58 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-03-08 08:17:40 AM  
And that's a wrap.
2006-03-08 08:37:33 AM  
I remain firmly convinced that Meth is nothing more than pure comedy refined into a purified, crystalline form.

At least comedy for third-party observers.
2006-03-08 08:37:46 AM  
I'd jump off a bridge too if my last name was "ball".

/I can only imagine the nicknames...
2006-03-08 08:39:17 AM
Hell, the FALL will probably kill you.
2006-03-08 09:16:36 AM  

"She's really a psycho!!! Do not say her name too loud, never mention her meds by names & try to talk to her when.."
2006-03-08 10:01:38 AM  
Sounds like she was expecting a smack down from the ole hubby...
2006-03-08 10:37:19 AM  
She must have see the Playstation ad from the next link...
2006-03-08 11:05:13 AM  
so... she was right... kind of.
2006-03-08 11:06:09 AM  
Some people will do anything to get attention ... where's the "Attention Whore" tag?

2006-03-08 11:06:52 AM  
Mr. Jackson suggests she take a look at the (wo)man in the mirror.
2006-03-08 11:07:37 AM  
Happened with my boyfriend after he wrapped my Z around a light pole. He's absolutely brilliant and has a Mensa membership. He entered college at 16 after dropping out of high school, majored in economics, and is currently successfully employed, making good money and he has a big penis.
2006-03-08 11:08:17 AM  
Scientology anyone?
2006-03-08 11:18:50 AM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again...
Just because you happen to be a paranoid schizophrenic and a bit psychotic, doesn't mean THEY aren't out to get you!
2006-03-08 11:20:15 AM  
This definitely qualifies as irony in my book.
2006-03-08 11:22:07 AM  
The new Lexuses (LS 460) will automatically detect if you're about to hit something, and brake for you. So, it'll be much harder to do what this woman did.

It also does neat things like monitor the drivers face and sound an alert if it determines that the driver is not facing forward and something in front of the car requires attention, and it parallel parks for you.
2006-03-08 11:23:15 AM  
2006-03-08 08:37:46 AM JuventinaDJ [TotalFark]
I'd jump off a bridge too if my last name was "ball".
/I can only imagine the nicknames...

In this case, "wrecking ball" would seem appropriate.
2006-03-08 11:28:31 AM  
Saw this on Law & Order once
2006-03-08 11:29:21 AM  
Woman drivers....
2006-03-08 11:29:57 AM  
Well, it looks like she was right.

Just like Henry Kissinger said, "just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean you're not also batshiat."
2006-03-08 11:30:28 AM  
Uh oh...looks like we're gonna have to juuuuump...
2006-03-08 11:31:14 AM  
AHA! So THAT'S where she went. I lost her somewhere in Texas. Now that I know she's in 'bama, I can finally catch up with her and lay the smacketh down!

/stalks away
2006-03-08 11:31:31 AM  

I remain firmly convinced that Meth is nothing more than pure comedy refined into a purified, crystalline form.

At least comedy for third-party observers.


/its true, though.
2006-03-08 11:32:29 AM  
"women" tag?
2006-03-08 11:36:47 AM  
"women on acid" tag?
2006-03-08 11:41:03 AM  
Was her name rachel? She sounds like a crazy redheaded bipolar girl I mistakenly dated about 10 years ago. She was wild in the sack though.
2006-03-08 11:47:04 AM  
the add in the center of the page... DUMM... wtf
2006-03-08 11:48:21 AM  
that was "ad"

/no cafe yet
2006-03-08 11:54:12 AM  
someone get Peter Falk on the phone
2006-03-08 12:01:37 PM  
Damn you Walgreen.
2006-03-08 12:29:13 PM

In the immortal words of Charles Bronson, "just because you might be paranoid, doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you."
2006-03-08 12:52:30 PM  
Today a young woman on acid went crazy. Crashed her car and jumped off a bridge, what a tragedy. Here's Tom with the weather.
2006-03-08 02:00:30 PM  
2006-03-08 02:15:37 PM  
"... had no information on why Ball was in Alabama or what may have influenced her actions"

1. Meth
2. Meth
2006-03-08 03:22:29 PM  
I've driven over that bridge dozens of times. Falling from that height, she's lucky she survived. That is, unless the person out to get her was a raging necro who would've romped her cold, soaking wet body once it was retrieved.

/Still betting she saw Trogdor
//Burninating cars and stomping down the freeway.
//Three cheers for acid! It's teh goodness.
2006-03-08 04:29:04 PM  
Is the car ok?
2006-03-08 04:32:26 PM  

NO BAD DOG! You do not construe the Bill Hicks quote on the basis of the article! No cookie for you.
2006-03-08 09:02:59 PM  
First Rule of Jump club is........You do NOT talk about Jump Club!
2006-03-10 05:04:30 AM  
"Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." - Bill Hicks

/had to do it.
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