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2002-05-30 06:44:04 PM  
Good Lord.
2002-05-30 08:51:44 PM  
you got that right...

The best things in life are for free :)
2002-05-30 10:46:17 PM  
It's a sploogefest.

I think Dan had an accident with a car door.

And has Mack been told that the more appropriate place to wear a watch is on his wrist and not his tockley?

Oh yeah.. and I don't think Bee Charmer is straight.

2002-05-31 12:47:51 AM  
Haha... just strolled in for the comments, and what comments. Now I'm tempted to take a peek at the weeners to see what all the fuss is about. However with a URL like xxxmistress, my internet server would have me logged and marked for death in a second. Oh well... I'll stick to the Yoga Boobies instead.
2002-05-31 12:49:50 AM  
And now, guy who pretends he is straight will pose 'naturally' with the chainsaw.
Believe it or not, this is what men do when left alone in the garage.


Nice link.

or not.

goes off to have some cheese
2002-05-31 12:49:53 AM  
What is 'Bo' Doing?

I mean, I would think he was trying to be erotic, but thats just funny looking.
2002-05-31 12:50:13 AM  
This = Awesome. =D
2002-05-31 12:56:31 AM  
There really aren't a lot of... tasteful positions men can get into is there?
2002-05-31 01:01:03 AM  
to put it lightly... "sweet merciful crap"

maybe its because im not gay... or i am not an artist... but i fail to see the beauty of the male form. Especially the jackoff king of bensonville alabama up there's.

BLEAHHH time to flush my eyes and call poison control... maybe do some vomiting.
2002-05-31 01:02:05 AM  
There's something off about looking at porn while Farking, for me at least.

Some of these really are amateur, like the guy with pictures from different angles, as though it were for insurance purposes or something. The shot of his dick head on is hysterical.
2002-05-31 01:03:59 AM  
Wow... good gods...

(and Divad, there is so much goodness in the male form... The female form is good for soft, pretty things with curves. The male form is good for... well... manliness. Though I do like pretty boys, too... Aw hell, the human form is always nice, as long as it's in some kind of health.)
2002-05-31 01:05:38 AM  
Jeez, I missed it.
2002-05-31 01:06:34 AM  
GAY... Way Gay.... Quite tailored for gays....

Women do not go for the up close and medical text book-looking shots like that.... sheeeesh....

Men are the visual ones... this site was built for gays...

Coincidentally, it's Gay Days week at Walt Disney World... hmmmm....
2002-05-31 01:07:05 AM  
WOOOOHOOOOO! Thanks Femme! It's about farking time, too. ;)(Thanks Drew)
2002-05-31 01:07:36 AM  
Be thankful. Very thankful.
2002-05-31 01:07:53 AM  
Most boys are gross.
'cept Vin and his ilk... mmmmm
2002-05-31 01:08:41 AM  
Ok, I just checked out the pics for Rick, and they all appear to be photoshopped, or 'fixed' in some way. There's too much bluring, too many odd-shaped arms, the dick looks like it was pasted on, and in the last pic, the guy's legs are totally not very muscular. What a lamer.
2002-05-31 01:09:09 AM  
Thanks to Fark, I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight! Thanks Fark!
2002-05-31 01:10:36 AM  
(in response to a gnarled pokestick someone posted in the thread. I'm not one to click a weeners link...)
2002-05-31 01:11:00 AM  
I suppose there is something to be said for a porn-blocking firewall, after all.

Hehehee.... suffer, weener-clickers!
2002-05-31 01:11:23 AM  
Props to Drew and all the other farkettetes(presumably) for posting all these weeners links. I was beginning to think we'd never get weeners and for the past week, we've been covered up in them. *fantasizes*

Divad: It's really hard for a naked man not to look silly. Come on...this big manly man trying to look manly with this thing poking out of his crotch waving around? It cracks me up. But I do love a good naked man any time. *fantasizes*
2002-05-31 01:11:55 AM  
Oh my Goodness! I prefer *cut* I must say, however, that this link is positively a WEENER link - not like that really bad Ben Affleck deal we had earlier. (No offense to the poster.)
2002-05-31 01:12:11 AM  
MalibuPJ. It's gay days in Orlando. The "suggested visit day" by the organizers (not Disney!) for Magic Kingdom is Saturday. My aunt and her family are leaving for WDW on Monday, but they should be okay. She was worried about her 6 year old seeing stuff and asking questions. My father in law is leaving his home in Tampa for the festivities this weekend. Should be interesting!
2002-05-31 01:12:28 AM  
Hooray....NSFW weeners!!!!
2002-05-31 01:13:31 AM  
I had to look at Rick..


You are so right.
2002-05-31 01:13:49 AM  
Ladies, I'm a little out of the loop I guess. Is this what passes for 'sexy' these days? Really?

[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-31 01:15:48 AM  
armpit tattoos = not sexy in my book. That many tattoos in general mostly turns me off.
2002-05-31 01:16:36 AM  

2002-05-31 01:16:43 AM  
MalibuPJ: "Women do not go for the up close and medical text book-looking shots like that"

We don't? Seems someone forgot to tell me that particular rule of femininity...

"Oh my Goodness! I prefer *cut* I must say"

Oh, I agree, CheezieDanish. Much nicer. Uncut look like some sort of alien tentacle...
2002-05-31 01:16:45 AM  
This was *not* what I expected.
2002-05-31 01:17:48 AM  
"in general mostly" might be about time to go to bed after that gem. I was still frightened by the picture.
2002-05-31 01:18:01 AM  
hehe, I think that's actually hair in his pit. Could be a tattoo of hair though...ok, it's late.
2002-05-31 01:18:10 AM  
With my heterosexuality firmly in place (No pun intended. Really.), I clicked on that link. I thought women weren't into that type of blatant, in-your-face (Okay, a little bit of a pun intended) stuff. When I think of porn for women, I think of that softcore, 3a.m.-on-Cinemax kinda porn. You gals confuse me.
2002-05-31 01:18:25 AM  

There is NOTHING wrong with uncut.

2002-05-31 01:18:35 AM  
I'd do him, as long as the dog wasn't there staring at me like that...
2002-05-31 01:20:33 AM  
Uncut they really look like those things I used to get as a kid that were filled with water and slipped through your hands, kind of turning inside out on themselves. That's all I can think when I see one "uncut."
2002-05-31 01:20:50 AM  

Potato/Potatoe.... But preening posing dorks are not my forte'....

However, I will vote for cut... :)
2002-05-31 01:22:04 AM  

I'm betting you haven't seen a lot of gay porn. It's not like this mess. You hit the nail on the head with the medical textbook comparison. I couldn't put my finger on it, but that is what it's like, and that's what has me convinced a lot of these really are straight dudes sending their pictures in. They don't know what the hell to do.
2002-05-31 01:22:33 AM  
This is pretty good...

Kinda, neh... but it's also NSFW. That's what counts.
2002-05-31 01:23:04 AM

That's the page...stupid fark >(
2002-05-31 01:23:42 AM  
Looks like hair to me.

But still.. No Bigpeeler, absolutely not.
2002-05-31 01:24:09 AM  
Rick - he's all disproportionate and shiat. (ugh)

OMG you guys - *laughin'*...this has to be funniest stuff I've read all day.
2002-05-31 01:24:22 AM  
you're right, alton, bleary eyes saw lots of tattoos. I didn't have the perspective right on the pic. I thought that the angle was wrong for it to be hair, but it is. Maybe we should start a petition that men have to shave their pits like women (in the U.S. at least) have to. *scratch, scratch* whose bright idea was that, anyway. Hey! Let's tell them that it is attractive to shave something that sweats a lot! Aargh, torture.
2002-05-31 01:24:23 AM  
"There is NOTHING wrong with uncut."

Lemme guess, Grey Fox, you're uncut? ; P
2002-05-31 01:24:57 AM is the start page.

Try this, too(NSFW)
2002-05-31 01:25:35 AM  
armpit tattoos = not sexy in my book LMAO!
2002-05-31 01:26:46 AM  
Ugh, if you want to see free gay porn done right, (NSFW)
2002-05-31 01:26:48 AM  
"Hey! Let's tell them that it is attractive to shave something that sweats a lot! Aargh, torture."

Ugh... sorry, but I prefer to shave; pits, legs, et al. Very uncomfy with hair there. I'd rather be smooth than hairy any day...
2002-05-31 01:26:54 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

I think I discovered TBF's super-secret identity...she's psychic! :P

And, again, there is NOTHING wrong with uncut :)
2002-05-31 01:27:05 AM  
I love uncut. I love cut. I hate absent. Right now? Absent!!!
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