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(NYPost)   Ren and Stimpy are returning   ( divider line
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12654 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2002 at 4:07 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-05-30 04:48:09 PM  
He'd rob from the rich and give to the.. uhh.. Cheerleaders! No wait.. the uhh.. criminally insane!
2002-05-30 04:48:13 PM  
Well, it's too bad that Ren & Stimpy are so September 10th. They've already been imitated so many times, I doubt the magic will still be there. Have you seen Kricfalusi's "Ripping Friends?" I gave it a try, I really did.
Just horrible.
2002-05-30 04:49:26 PM  
2002-05-30 04:49:50 PM  
oops, sorry, I learned how to read good now... I go back to my dukes of hazard videos.
2002-05-30 04:51:16 PM  
Right on !
2002-05-30 04:54:11 PM  
Jen-nif-er...that big white slab in your can of beans is..........


And all the OTHER beans are the WORKER BEANS that SERVE HER!!
2002-05-30 04:54:47 PM  
Of course, having said that, the original R&S were damn, damn funny. "Space Madness" is very possibly the funniest cartoon ever made.

"You fool! That's the history eraser button! Don't you know what will happen?"
"What will happen Ren?"
"Mayyyyyyyyybe something good, mayyyyyyyyybe something bad. We'll never know because yoooouuuuuuu are going to guard it [evil laugh]."
Announcer: "Can he resist the urge to push the button? The jolly, candy-like button that beckons him?"
2002-05-30 04:56:14 PM  
Bums! Muddy must come back!
2002-05-30 04:56:52 PM  
Yeah, I usually *do* just watch tapes. Only live TV shows I watch are the news, Win Ben Steins Money, the Daily Show, and Sunday morning every other week I get up to watch Formula 1....

If I could invent a "Logo Killer" I'd be a rich man....

Just wait. Within a few years, stations will be displaying a constant ad of some type on the screen. The program will be about 2/3rds of the screen, and the rest will be ads.
2002-05-30 04:58:30 PM  
What you are forgeting are the amazing adventures of PowderToast Man!!!
2002-05-30 04:59:17 PM  
Ok, it's coming back. Sweet.

Now we actually have to watch it or it'll be gone just as fast.

So grab your unwashed lederhosen, sit down and watch like the sick little monkey you are.
2002-05-30 05:01:07 PM  
Wow 52 episodes?!!?? There were only 6 original, good, John K shows.... that means 46 are faux R&S
2002-05-30 05:01:28 PM  
"congwabuwations!! you graduated!! It's a shame I can't fark you, but sooner or later, you're farked"

Log Theme
Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need the all-new International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn your Log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues. There's French.
French Sexy Girl
Allez-vien mon coo-coo!
German Guy
Raspeduch, strudel.
Mr. Horse
Las cucarachas entran pero no peuden salir!
I am a bearded lady.
And of course New York-ese
New Yorker
Hey, can't you see I'm walking?
Yes, Log. All nations love Log. So, hurry now to your local store and be the first in your country to have the International Log.
What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs...
Rolls over your neighbour's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!
French Girl
Tout le monde aime le Log!
Yah. It's really fun.
New Yorker
I got your Log right here.
Everyone want's a...
Everyone needs a...
You're gonna love it
Mr. Horse
Yes sir, I like it!
2002-05-30 05:06:09 PM  
"How dare you take advantage of my blithering idiot?!? "
2002-05-30 05:11:43 PM  
Whoooo!! As long as it remains with the orignal creator, I'm all for it.. long live R&S!
2002-05-30 05:15:51 PM  
2002-05-30 05:18:24 PM  
yay :]
2002-05-30 05:19:09 PM  
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What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

2002-05-30 05:20:55 PM  
And I suspect, that I can no longer turn my back on Cadet Stimpy. The rigors of space have somehow TWISTED his mind -he's gone CraAAyzy.

HE'S GOT THE ... S P A C E M A A A D N E S S S S .
2002-05-30 05:21:13 PM  
The above is a RIT....Ren-in-Training...

Eeeeediot mon!!
2002-05-30 05:21:48 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
How about some nice SALVE?
2002-05-30 05:21:58 PM  
This is very cool, but it doesn't come close to making up for the cancellation of Invader Zim. So, Nickelodeon, how about bring that back on TNN? Huh?
2002-05-30 05:30:23 PM  
Bleg... and the world is stupidder again...
2002-05-30 05:31:34 PM  
More stupid, damneth... see?
2002-05-30 05:32:27 PM  

You're thinking of South Park I think - and it's spelled stuuupeeeder.
2002-05-30 05:35:15 PM  
What rolls downstairs, alone and in pairs... And over your neighbors dog....
2002-05-30 05:36:30 PM  
you eeeeediot!
2002-05-30 05:36:43 PM  
My favorite has to be "The nerve ending fairy"
2002-05-30 05:38:31 PM  
Who can forget the tooth beaver!
"It's to stinky in here even for me."
2002-05-30 05:39:04 PM  
It's great for a snack, it fits on your back! It's Log, Log, Log!
2002-05-30 05:43:14 PM  
Am I the only one who doesn't like this cartoon, and isn't excited? Jesus, I'd hate to see what you guys do when they announce the return of "Rugrats" and that other "nicktoon" I don't remember.
2002-05-30 05:43:41 PM  
Its big, its heavy, its wood! It's Lo-og, Lo-og!
It's better than bad
Its good!
2002-05-30 05:45:14 PM  
HMMMMMMM.....Wonder if we can get other animated series resurrected by TNN? Say, for example:

->Freakazoid! (my favorite animated series of all time)
->Animaniacs (a close second)
->Futurama (which died much too soon at the hands of EEEEEEEEDIOT! Fox execs.....)
2002-05-30 05:47:04 PM  
Runs around in his underwear
.......Freakazoid!! Freakazoid!!

Freakazoid was the greatest cartoon
2002-05-30 05:49:42 PM  

I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
2002-05-30 05:59:45 PM  
"These are my friends, the magic nose goblins. I picked them my self!" That was on of the coolest thing I had ever heard on T.V. I also liked the episode where Stimpy looks for his son Stinky. R&S did things on tv that most stations still WON'T allow. It was a major part of making me the person I am today. Now excuse me while I hit my self in the head with a rose to gert rid of the bad JuJu.
2002-05-30 06:06:51 PM  
NMTurtlelady - Sorry to hear about some kids stealing all your turtles from your back yard, i lived a few blocks away on Osuna and didn't see anything...
2002-05-30 06:08:02 PM  

"Give him a glass of meat, stimpy!"

The only cartoon since Bugs Bunny to cover itself in rich, buttery slabs of Raymond Scott's music. Yee!
2002-05-30 06:21:18 PM  
Rubber neeples anyone? YES!!!!
2002-05-30 06:27:57 PM  
2002-05-30 06:31:59 PM  
George Liquor rulez! And Log! And the Nurse Stimpy episode! Go check out the site sometime (though it seems to be farked at the moment).
2002-05-30 06:37:27 PM  
School ends today, and I hear this News today to WOW. happy days indeed. Still though Family Guy's death hurts.
2002-05-30 06:40:58 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
our.. coun...tree
reeeeeeks of treeees!
our.. yaks.. are
reeeealy large,
and they smell like rot-ting beef car-cas-ses

and we have to clean up a-fter them
and our saddle sores are.. the best
we proudly wear women's clothing
and searing sands blow up our skirts...

and the buzzards, they soar o-ver head
and poisonous snakes will devour.. us whole
our.. bones will bleach in the sun.

gasp! that's all i remember! better check kazaa lite before the court ordered mandate to shut down takes effect!
2002-05-30 06:41:20 PM  

Oh Joy of Joys!
2002-05-30 06:41:59 PM  
Ah, Ren and Stimpy. I loved that show, except for the fact it was on sunday morinings, and conviently enough right during my parents "nap". And to make life even better, their bedroom was DIRECTLY above the only room with a television in the house. I dont think I saw many full episodes due to the sounds of bed springs squeaking above me. *shudders* Just something about parental sex. I just didnt need confirmation about it.
And as for FOX, yeah their morons. Theyre cancelling 2 shows in the top 100 (Ally McBeal, Titus) and Futurama that is like number 104. For a station that doesnt have one show come in in the top 30, theyre making some interesting decisions. But, its FOX. I mean, come on, what more needs to be said?
2002-05-30 06:51:10 PM  

2000 years of crusty bible thumping couldn't convert me, but....sonuvabiatch...
2002-05-30 06:56:36 PM  
05-30-02 05:43:14 PM HolyoaK
Am I the only one who doesn't like this cartoon, and isn't excited? Jesus, I'd hate to see what you guys do when they announce the return of "Rugrats" and that other "nicktoon" I don't remember.

Quite possibly yes. As for Rugrats... it's still on Nickelodeon and still as crappy as day 1. The other Nicktoon was "Doug" and that got swallowed into ABC's 1 Saturday Morning.

Ren and Stimpy actually showed things most other channels cringed at the thought of showing on "children's" television. Rocko came in a close yet distant second...
2002-05-30 07:04:20 PM  
Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick
It fills my cat box oh so snug, it always does the trick
I like to rub it on my toes and squish and squish and squishiat ne'er offends my tender nose, like a smelly fishiats texture is a joy to me, it's just as smooth as silk
It makes my little whiskers twitch, it stays crunchy even in milk
I may not be the president, I may not be the pope
But as long as I have Gritty Kitty, I shall never mope."
2002-05-30 07:11:23 PM  
2002-05-30 07:12:47 PM  
It's great news, and the best part is that John K is back at the helm. I hope Billy West will be back as well.
The Howard Stern show was at it's best when Billy West was part of his crew. THe guy just did the funniest voices ever. Drunken Larry Fine, Marge Schott, and The Greaseman. F'n hysterical.
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