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(Billings Gazette)   Bank employees desperately trying to get their butterfly laid   ( divider line
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8593 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2006 at 3:23 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-03-07 02:48:12 PM  
Ironic. When I go to the bank to get laid, I also end up with butter on my fly and a sweet dripping nectar to feed on. ;) (^)
2006-03-07 03:26:16 PM
2006-03-07 03:29:10 PM  
Getting their butt or fly laid? I guess that means they're pitching AND catching...
2006-03-07 03:29:38 PM  

I'd pin it.
2006-03-07 03:30:58 PM  
Reading this article makes me want to punch myself in the face.
2006-03-07 03:33:02 PM  
Butterflies are ghey
2006-03-07 03:33:38 PM

Ok, this is my 2006 act of mercy.... who's got the plane tickets?
2006-03-07 03:33:58 PM  
And to top it all off, it's a swallowtail!
2006-03-07 03:34:44 PM  
As if meddling with their mens afairs weren't bad enough, now they have to mess with butterfly guys too. Blasted wimmenfolk. Judging by his good taste in fashion, maybe he wants another guy butterfly.
2006-03-07 03:35:34 PM  
That's awesome.

I used to collect and train ( or so I thought ) caterpillers when I was a kid, so I totally have a soft spot for this stuff.

Bad_Jew, I think you were the kind of kid that I protected them from. ;)
2006-03-07 03:39:53 PM  
Anybody notice that Bob was very sociable? He's a social butterfly! Awright, g'head, let me borrow your shotgun. I'll take care of myself right away.
2006-03-07 03:42:11 PM
2006-03-07 03:42:56 PM  
Methinks Montana has too much free time.
2006-03-07 03:46:16 PM  
Am I the only person who's wondering why they paired Bob up with a moth, and then wondered why Bob had no interest in slipping her The Baloney Pony? I feel like I'm watching a bad Outer Limits episode where aliens stick a man and a platypus in a cage together and wonder why they don't mate.
2006-03-07 03:52:08 PM  
Farker Posey wins
2006-03-07 03:52:39 PM  
worst worst WORST article ever. i'm 100% in agreement with Bad_Jew... this article makes me want to kick myself in the nuts. repeatedly. daily. HORRIBLE.
2006-03-07 03:54:55 PM  
freda neato ,

I'm not going to lie, I did used to enjoy the crunch of a caterpillar or centipede under my shoe or bike tire.
2006-03-07 03:55:40 PM  

If I had nuts, I wouldn't have to punch myself in the face!
2006-03-07 03:56:16 PM  

Is it a good looking platypus?
2006-03-07 03:57:39 PM  
Bad_Jew: I kill centipedes because they're just gross and creep me out. But I never kill caterpillars because they turn into butterflies (or moths) which don't creep me out unless they try to land on me.

We all have our hang-ups...
2006-03-07 03:58:29 PM  
This article was awesome. I particularly liked the part where the moth flew straight into the light.
2006-03-07 04:01:16 PM  
Please, someone, help Bob.
2006-03-07 04:02:17 PM  
Sigh....being a native Montanana, people in Billings tend to give us a bad rep

/nevermind the uni bomber scandal
//we have more oil reserves then Iraq can dream of.
2006-03-07 04:05:51 PM  
Unavailable for comment.
2006-03-07 04:06:20 PM  
I'm with breed on the moth/light thing.
2006-03-07 04:11:17 PM  
Godless Pinko
2006-03-07 04:13:01 PM  
IceWind: Sigh....being a native Montanana, people in Silverbow County tend to give us a bad rep

There, fixed that for you.

/accurate, too
2006-03-07 04:17:39 PM  
platopus have poisonous spikes on there hind quarters,
not exactly a receptive farker.
2006-03-07 04:22:36 PM  
Okay, so how did they know Bob was a he in the first place?
2006-03-07 04:22:50 PM  
"But I am bound and determined..."

That's how I like 'em too. ;)
2006-03-07 04:26:06 PM  

Yeah, but they have ten sex chromosomes, so don't TELL me they're not begging for it.
2006-03-07 04:27:56 PM  
I read that as "Bank employees desperatley trying to get their butterface laid"

2006-03-07 04:33:00 PM  
he started humping someones finger
the females don't do that
2006-03-07 04:33:14 PM  
I'm so embarrased to live in Montana.
2006-03-07 04:38:31 PM  
Bad_Jew, seee?! HA! Get back! MY caterpillars! ;P

Out of all the caterpillars that I kept as pets, only one made it thru the pupae stage. So I wasn't the best caterpillar keeper. Anyways. It hatched from it's cocoon one special sunny day, and my father and I sat close, eagerly watching it ready itself for flight. We were in complete awe, a lesson in the miracle of life unfolding right before our very eyes. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the butterfly clumsily set off to explore it's new world. For all of two seconds it fluttered about, flying free and beautiful, then *BAM*, my cat jumped up and ate him.

I wish we had pictures, I'm sure the looks on our faces were priceless. We were so engrossed in the butterfly, we had no idea that the cat was too. :D
2006-03-07 04:40:58 PM  
freda neato - great story. Cats are teh debil!
2006-03-07 04:45:09 PM  
Jument: Cats are teh debil!

You'd better sleep with one eye open.
2006-03-07 04:49:16 PM  
Thanks, thymes
2006-03-07 04:53:17 PM  
Awesome, Jument and Inflatable Jesus.

2006-03-07 06:51:17 PM  
That story, heartwarming as it is, just shows you how terribly tedious it is to work in a bank.

/methinks Bob is on his last legs, poor little tyke
2006-03-08 10:07:49 AM  
I am a butterfly.

So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.

/ cut & pasting this reply got old long ago
// strangly seemed right here
/// deeply sorry
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