Just one corpse? I'll pass, thanks.

Mail order brides gone wrong?

Hmm seems like a lemon to me.

hmm ya never know when a corpse may come in handy!

Where are the MythBusters when you need them?? To clean it out that is.. yuck. I almost barfed watching that episode.

LANshark beat me to it. That was a nasty, nasty episode.

They really have a thing for dead pigs on that show.

See, that's why people shouldn't buy SUVs. They really do kill.

Oh, so that's where I put the damn thing.

They sure do have some weird news in Russia.

From below the article:

06.03.2006 17:13 MSK, MOSNEWS.COM
Ukrainian Killed in Moscow Garbage Truck

03.03.2006 18:23 MSK, MOSNEWS.COM
50-Year-Old Mother Studies Karate to Protect 22-Year-Old Son From Bullies

01.03.2006 14:14 MSK, MOSNEWS.COM
Mechanics Remove Grenade From Gas Tank After Russian Driver Complains of Car Malfunctions

This means you get to drive in the car-pool lane, right?

Jument

Yes but the payoff is watching Kari get all grossed out when they use them.

cleveoh beat me to it.

Fat Horny Black and Joe

Oh yes, definitely. And sometimes the camera will linger on her ass just a little bit... you know the camera guy is trying really hard not to shoot her ass but he just can't help himself.

I'd hit it.

RedMosquito: They sure do have some weird news in Russia.

It's a farked up place.

I bet he had his turn signal on the whole trip.

Jument: And sometimes the camera will linger on her ass just a little bit...



No, it's just that more is edited out. Hehheh.

I wouldn't turn down some skull from Kari:



/ba-dum ching

"a partially decomposed dead body of a man"

Lucky he wasn't still alive. I imagine decomposition stings a bit.

Oh yeah, and that Hoffa episode was straight nasty. Amazing what horrid forms decomposition takes on.

cleveoh

This means you get to drive in the car-pool lane, right?

I think that'd be Dead-pool lane.

/ Kari seems like quite a nice girl.

unavailable for comment...

This girl I'm friends with bought a truck and it had weed hidden behind the stereo compartment. Her dad was a cop though so I don't think she got to keep it.

Eww...

Mitsubishi...

Were there empty canisters of Sentex nerve gas in the back?

I'm buying a new Civic this year. I'll have to pay extra to upgrade to the corpse.

Sal: (shouting) Sure. You wanna dump the corpses out of theres, it's yourses.

Fry: Yeah, yeah, I've gotten used cars before.

nice cmichaels

I was gonna post that farker

Many, many Kari pictures:

http://www.nuclearbeef.com/kari_byron_and_scottie_chapman_pics/

/too lazy to clickify

If the corpse had a big grin and was doing the peace sign thing with its fingers, it was probably Japanese.

The article doesnt really answer the important question.. did the guy return it or how did he get the decomp smell out?

ScummyTheGymbag: cleveoh

This means you get to drive in the car-pool lane, right?

I think that'd be Dead-pool lane.

They'll never get the smell out, at least according to Mythbusters.

/I believe it

that's a toughy. how bad does the corpse smell?

Sounds like Jimmy wasn't home this time.

So, the idea of measuring trunk space in "dead body" units finally caught on in Asia?

"....dead body of a man inside"


*sigh* Pass

/jk

Photo from www.gettyimages.com



Parker! Get me a photo of a dead guy on a steering wheel!

Slim Pickens wins this thread. Everyone else go home.

And, apparently, some people will do anything to get into that HOV lane.

"And Jesus did speak and He said, 'waste301, you shall go in unto Kari, and be fruitful in the land of DC. And the heart of waste301 was made warm with love for Jesus."


/daydreaming about how the bible should read
//would give up atheism

Hey, here comes Luke now!

/wish I could find a pic of Luke in the Edsel

Ha, my car gets 3 corpse' to the gallon.

saboisgod

See, that's why people shouldn't buy SUVs. They really do kill.

In most other cases, it is actually the driver killing someone not the vehicle itself.

/Just wanted to clarify
//haha
///I want a corpse for my car.
////I fark therefore; I slash
/////Okay, I'll stop now.

True Story:

It was 95 degrees outside, a friend of mine working at a dealership at The Irvine Auto Center and points to a slightly used car in the back lot that looked to be in perfect condition and says:

"That car there my friend, is totalled"

"What's wrong with it" I ask.

"We can't GIVE it away" he says.

"shiate, I'll take it, may I take a look" says I.

"Sure pop your head in" says he.

So I approach the vehicle and something doesn't feel right.

I reach for the doorhandle and decide to peek through the semi-foggy window. Inside there is pieces of skull and teeth all over the dash and the rear seats are drenched in blood.

While dangling/offering the keys in front of me, my friend tells seems some bloke fellatiated a shotgun out in front of the dealerships the day before.

Thank all that is good and gracious I didn't open that car door that hot summer day - from what I was told some others were not so weary and had one foot in the car before realizing why the car was totalled.

Needless to say I didn't take home any used cars that day.

//my friend is a bastard

So... just how much does a corpse in the front seat bring down a car's blue book value?

I mean, I'm not a psychopath or anything, but I'd be tempted to kill someone and stuff them in a car I was about to buy if there was $5000 in it for me.

/just kidding
//no seriously Mr. FBI, just kidding

"Don't worry, we won't charge extra for that".