Real likely

No Boobies

Somehow "sex scene" and "projection error" just seem such a natural fit.

Just try imagining that for a few seconds and it will drive you partially insane.

Xenu knows what really happened...

Great headline, submitter

Que Tom Cruise attacking Oprah picture.

*golf clap*


Great headline, submitter

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = Me and Raylene... purely imaginary

Ivan Reitman's son is now an enemy of the state.

Tom Cruise staring at him unblinkingly for hours

'Cuz Tom has teh ghey?

Katie Holmes has sharp knees

We've done this one already.

The other day I was thinking about that story of Tom Cruise possibly sending Drew an angry email because of getting pissed off at Fark for linking to an article saying they broke up and it occured to me that his Scientology cult masters would never have let him read Fark in the first place.

And that my friends is the longest run-on sentence I've ever typed.

/takes a bow

more pics of tom please

"Must look away....can't fall asleep..where's my Lunesta?"

lacydog
Katie Holmes has sharp knees

I'm quietly judging you.

Headline should read:

Director explains Katie Holmes sex scene was missing from new movie due to "projection error," not Tom Cruise staring at him unblinkingly threatening to have teh buttsecks with him for hours.

There, fixed it for ya!

The filmmaker also said Holmes' sex scene is as tame as anything you'd see on the Disney Channel.

OK, the day Disney airs ANYTHING remotely sexual/nude, I predict this:

(A)Walt Disney comes back from the dead
(B)He kicks his nephew in the nuts for being a wuss
(C)Hunts down Michael Eisner; kills him
(D)Hunts down Michael Ovitz, kills him
(E)Kills every damn executive at Disney
(F)Burns the place to the ground
(G)Crawls back into his grave, saying "What? I didn't do anything..."

Omg Tom Cruise is an android.

John Travolta: "Tom, please come outta the closet, ohmagyod!"

/South Park on top of things

there is that scene in The Gift.

you know the one. leaning against the car. with the attitude.

(must. focus.)

2006-02-28 09:10:53 PM FiendishFellow05

OK, the day Disney airs ANYTHING remotely sexual/nude, I predict this:

Ha ha, thanks for the laugh there, FiendishFellow05.

Kaite, I hit that. hard. in 2003 after a party in NYC. Her publicist at the time was good friends with one of my friends. Absolutely, 100% the best ever.

Walt Disney: "Are the jews gone yet?"

I couldnt read this thread, too many pics of Tom...

2006-02-28 08:57:02 PM ruckerma

Que Tom Cruise attacking Oprah picture.

Que?

awesome headline

O.K., who's gonna do the "I work for Tom Cruise.." thing on this one?

\Not me..
\\Hey, let's give it a pass this time.
\\\Please?

Speaking as a former projectionist, it's not possible to "just accidentally cut out" an entire scene.

/just sayin'

Cue.

FightingFish5
OK, the day Disney airs ANYTHING remotely sexual/nude, I predict this:

Actually...watch some of the later episodes of Boy Meets World. In the wedding episode, Topanga comes out in a silk negligee, then takes it off and starts writhing under the sheets.

Of course Tom Cruise reads Fark. Every Scientologist reads Fark. That's where they get those ideas that everyone makes fun of them, when in reality, Scientology is a deeply revered cul--uh, religion.

It's only on Fark, this simmering cauldron of hate, that people make fun of them.

Um...that is to say, FiendishFellow5

Ah yes. Tom Cruise. You can almost smell the crazy.

His descent into madness has been truly spectacular.

ruckerma: Que Tom Cruise attacking Oprah picture.

queue means "line"
cue means "prompt"

I think you meant to say "Queue up", or "Cue".

Disney owns:

# Walt Disney Pictures
# Touchstone Pictures
# Hollywood Pictures
# Caravan Pictures
# Miramax Films
# Buena Vista Home Video
# Buena Vista Home Entertainment
# Buena Vista International

There's nudity in them thar movies!

/so where's walt's head?

Haven't we already seen teh boobies of all 3 of his wives?

Dadburns
O.K., who's gonna do the "I work for Tom Cruise.." thing on this one?

I believe the new cliche goes like this:

"Katie Holmes? I hit that. hard. in september 2001, after a party in NYC. Her publicist at the time was good friends with one of my friends. Absolutely, 100% the best ever."